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SL|M! · 05-23-2005, 10:33 AM

Dear WhoreAbuse,

Hello, my name is Joshua G**** and I am requesting my membership be
cancelled. Unfortunately, I was recently involved in an accident and
have lost the majority of my penis. As you can easily understand, I
have no need to continue my membership. Please ensure that my my
account doesnt auto renew on my next billing date. Thank you.

Login: ****
Password: *****

Thanks again, and please be understanding as I merge onto the road of
healing. The doctors are optimistic.

Sincerely,

Joshua

micke · 05-23-2005, 10:34 AM

Meta Ridley · 05-23-2005, 10:34 AM

Haha sense of humor

Spunky · 05-23-2005, 10:35 AM

Geez..poor guy

polish_aristocrat · 05-23-2005, 10:35 AM

pics.... ?

Harmon · 05-23-2005, 10:36 AM

Yikes... I am wincing as I type this. Sad story...

Dalai lama · 05-23-2005, 10:36 AM

Send him a card

Furious_Male · 05-23-2005, 10:36 AM

What a smart ass. Well at least he asked politely

SL|M! · 05-23-2005, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

pics.... ?

lemme ask him!

Bansheelinks · 05-23-2005, 10:37 AM

omyfuckingawd!

XxXotic · 05-23-2005, 10:38 AM

that sucks, least he's optimistic about it

Manowar · 05-23-2005, 10:40 AM

sickkittens · 05-23-2005, 10:46 AM

At least teh guy was pretty open about it.

Sosa · 05-23-2005, 10:46 AM

lol hope that isn't true

DWB · 05-23-2005, 10:47 AM

damn. that would suck more than anything has ever sucked before.

nofx · 05-23-2005, 10:49 AM

haha send him a free bottle of penis pills

manne · 05-23-2005, 10:49 AM

Fake Nick · 05-23-2005, 10:51 AM

tell him you dont believe him and you need pics for prove

Basic_man · 05-23-2005, 10:51 AM

Mouhahaha, this guy deserve a free lifetime membership :D

SetTheWorldonFire · 05-23-2005, 10:52 AM

let it rebill again

WiredGuy · 05-23-2005, 10:53 AM

He deserves a free month for that, lol.
WG

Fake Nick · 05-23-2005, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SetTheWorldonFire

let it rebill again

thats the spirit !! ! , and might I suggest you DOUBLE bill him each month

College Downtime · 05-23-2005, 10:55 AM

Thats fuckin money better than most of the hate mail i get haha

xclusive · 05-23-2005, 10:56 AM

lol that's classic

Nightwind · 05-23-2005, 10:56 AM

I hope all you haters lose your penis

EZRhino · 05-23-2005, 10:56 AM

good one

seeric · 05-23-2005, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by micke

you gotta be kidding me.

Honez · 05-23-2005, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

haha send him a free bottle of penis pills

tranza · 05-23-2005, 10:59 AM

Hahahahahahaha...

Why did he wrote that?

afx · 05-23-2005, 11:01 AM

amazing

Manny The Freak · 05-23-2005, 11:05 AM

Yo get his number so that I can use him as a stunt cock for my site.

SL|M! · 05-23-2005, 11:30 AM

u guys are to funny!!

Name : Timothy ****
Email : ****
Message : Dear WhoreAbuse,

As I hear it, one of your customers recentley lost his penis. This is tragic. I however, recentley gained a prosthetic penis after a similar accident.

May I suggest that you give me his account for free, in memorial of this brave penis-less man. I promise I will fap extra hard just for him.

Sincerely
-Timothy ***

boner 2.0 · 05-23-2005, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SL|M!

u guys are to funny!!

Name : Timothy ****
Email : ****
Message : Dear WhoreAbuse,

As I hear it, one of your customers recentley lost his penis. This is tragic. I however, recentley gained a prosthetic penis after a similar accident.

May I suggest that you give me his account for free, in memorial of this brave penis-less man. I promise I will fap extra hard just for him.

Sincerely
-Timothy ***

LittleSassy · 05-23-2005, 11:36 AM

UniversalPass Pete · 05-23-2005, 11:38 AM

Cassie · 05-23-2005, 11:48 AM

that has to be one of the best bullshit emails i have read in a while.

Trax · 05-23-2005, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SL|M!

u guys are to funny!!

Name : Timothy ****
Email : ****
Message : Dear WhoreAbuse,

As I hear it, one of your customers recentley lost his penis. This is tragic. I however, recentley gained a prosthetic penis after a similar accident.

May I suggest that you give me his account for free, in memorial of this brave penis-less man. I promise I will fap extra hard just for him.

Sincerely
-Timothy ***

lol... thats why I love GFY

Greg MissionD · 05-23-2005, 11:59 AM

Give the guy a free membership, just cos he's funny.

HpicAnn · 05-23-2005, 12:21 PM

That was funny lol....

sicone · 05-23-2005, 12:24 PM

I wonder if by 'accident' he means marriage, that would be the end of use of his penis wouldn't it?

MandyBlake · 05-23-2005, 12:25 PM

did someone seriously write that???

Major (Tom) · 05-23-2005, 12:31 PM

i joined a gym 6 months ago and I fell and hurt my arm and couldnt work out. i didnt get my money back

duke

Greg Jacobson · 05-23-2005, 12:33 PM

Next time please keep my emails private!!!!!

BuggyG · 05-23-2005, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manny The Freak

Yo get his number so that I can use him as a stunt cock for my site.

hmmm.. probably still end up being bigger then yours!!

SL|M! · 05-23-2005, 01:06 PM

I wrote him back, asking him what happened and if he had any pics! Ill keep u posted...hehehe

Violetta · 05-23-2005, 01:52 PM

haha... The doctors are optimistic!

Roald · 05-23-2005, 01:55 PM

heeee why did you post my email

Jay_StandAhead · 05-23-2005, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SL|M!

I wrote him back, asking him what happened and if he had any pics! Ill keep u posted...hehehe

yo ICQ me!

Monique Niccole · 05-23-2005, 02:02 PM

poor guy...he deserves a free lifetime membership

Although if he can't use his penis, then making him watch a bunch of other guys fucking is just plain mean.

DIH · 05-23-2005, 02:08 PM

LMAOOOOOOOO, too funny

05-23-2005, 10:33 AM	#1
SL\|M! Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The BP4L Bunker Posts: 1,480	Best cancellation request ever Dear WhoreAbuse, Hello, my name is Joshua G** and I am requesting my membership be cancelled. Unfortunately, I was recently involved in an accident and have lost the majority of my penis. As you can easily understand, I have no need to continue my membership. Please ensure that my my account doesnt auto renew on my next billing date. Thank you. Login: Password: *** Thanks again, and please be understanding as I merge onto the road of healing. The doctors are optimistic. Sincerely, Joshua

05-23-2005, 10:34 AM	#3
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