Originally Posted by SL|M!

u guys are to funny!!

Name : Timothy ****
Email : ****
Message : Dear WhoreAbuse,

As I hear it, one of your customers recentley lost his penis. This is tragic. I however, recentley gained a prosthetic penis after a similar accident.

May I suggest that you give me his account for free, in memorial of this brave penis-less man. I promise I will fap extra hard just for him.

Sincerely
-Timothy ***