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Old 05-23-2005, 10:33 AM  
SL|M!
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Best cancellation request ever

Dear WhoreAbuse,

Hello, my name is Joshua G**** and I am requesting my membership be
cancelled. Unfortunately, I was recently involved in an accident and
have lost the majority of my penis. As you can easily understand, I
have no need to continue my membership. Please ensure that my my
account doesnt auto renew on my next billing date. Thank you.

Login: ****
Password: *****

Thanks again, and please be understanding as I merge onto the road of
healing. The doctors are optimistic.

Sincerely,


Joshua

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