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Fake Nick · 05-23-2005, 02:09 PM

50 ouch , I cut off my penis !

Juicy D. Links · 05-23-2005, 02:09 PM

lolollololol

kristin · 05-23-2005, 02:09 PM

If it's not true, that's the best cancellation story I've heard ... well, at least the most creative.

SL|M! · 05-23-2005, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete

poor guy...he deserves a free lifetime membership

Although if he can't use his penis, then making him watch a bunch of other guys fucking is just plain mean.

wouldnt that be horrible!

flirty · 05-23-2005, 02:15 PM

i cant believe some penis-less man asked for his membership cancelled
and all your ideas are coming (rebill, free 1 or 2 months membership etc)

GatorB · 05-23-2005, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man

Mouhahaha, this guy deserve a free lifetime membership :D

WTF is he going to do with it?

That's like being hungry, going to a restuarant, ordering the food and then not being able to eat it.

SL|M! · 05-23-2005, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flirty

i cant believe some penis-less man asked for his membership cancelled
and all your ideas are coming (rebill, free 1 or 2 months membership etc)

I liked the penis pills idea best..lol

Downtime · 05-23-2005, 02:22 PM

lol that is hysterical

DarkJedi · 05-23-2005, 02:32 PM

that was brilliant

if i were you, i'd give him a free month of membership

SL|M! · 05-23-2005, 02:39 PM

I just got an answer...hold on..lol

SL|M! · 05-23-2005, 02:41 PM

I was boating with some friends, fell overboard, my pants got snagged on
the ladder of the boat and we were going so fast that when I actually
hit water, my penis and one testicle was sheared off by the bottom rung
of the ladder. Thankfully I still have one testicle, so that maybe
someday I can artificially inseminate someone to have a child, but my
penis is all but gone. We could've had it reattached if we could've
found it, but a fish caught it and swam off. I'd take pictures for you
but i'm still pretty bandaged up.

I smell bullshit, I mean a fish swam off with it??? Common..lol

DarkJedi · 05-23-2005, 02:46 PM

holy fuck !!

skillfull · 05-23-2005, 02:50 PM

best funny thread ever

Fresh · 05-23-2005, 02:53 PM

SquireMD · 05-23-2005, 02:56 PM

The guy should get a free membership for creativity alone

AphEX · 05-23-2005, 02:58 PM

LOL
Thats hilarious!

OG LennyT · 05-23-2005, 03:02 PM

LOL, good times..

I wish I had saved some of the canx emails I got when I worked at CCBill.

Fresh · 05-23-2005, 03:03 PM

I think theres more coming, keep em rollin Slim!

SL|M! · 05-23-2005, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SquireMD

The guy should get a free membership for creativity alone

I asked him. I wrote

damn! im so sorry to hear about that, so will a free month do anything for u? or is it
just torture?

XPays · 05-23-2005, 03:09 PM

every time we get a wild cancel request (have to admit, nothing as inventive as that one) it makes me think that the surfer has been screwed by somebody else's billing before and is just trying to make sure they get cancelled for real.

the cancels that miff me are the one's where they apologize and tout the members area but cancel anyway.

morruga · 05-23-2005, 06:36 PM

not funny if its real... but if it was an invention... rulez!

who · 05-23-2005, 06:39 PM

MY little pecker has shrivelled up like a baby tortoise in it's shell after reading this.

V_RocKs · 05-23-2005, 06:42 PM

I'd upgrade him to a lifetime free membership... When he gets his penis back, put him back on payments... Maybe having the site as something to look foreward to will help him along to full recovery.

rounders · 05-23-2005, 06:45 PM

Bwhahahaha

Angelie · 05-23-2005, 06:56 PM

That's fuckin the best!!!!!!!!!!

gecko · 05-23-2005, 07:13 PM

Awww poor dude

Vitasoy · 05-23-2005, 07:16 PM

Damn if that's true, I feel sorry for him.

Platinumpimp · 05-23-2005, 07:17 PM

Classic.

Then again, definately not funny if that is real.

pxxx · 05-23-2005, 07:18 PM

LMAO, this one is a classic.

wallst · 05-23-2005, 07:21 PM

this has to be the funniest thread i have ever read.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 05-23-2005, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SL|M!

I wrote him back, asking him what happened and if he had any pics! Ill keep u posted...hehehe

i can't wait to see his pics
...let see if reason valid for cancellation

Sparks · 05-23-2005, 07:39 PM

Lol, wow. That has to be one of the best I have ever heard. Wonder if he's being honest? If so I feel bad for the guy, lol.

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05-23-2005, 07:21 PM	#80
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05-23-2005, 07:39 PM	#82
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