I was boating with some friends, fell overboard, my pants got snagged on
the ladder of the boat and we were going so fast that when I actually
hit water, my penis and one testicle was sheared off by the bottom rung
of the ladder. Thankfully I still have one testicle, so that maybe
someday I can artificially inseminate someone to have a child, but my
penis is all but gone. We could've had it reattached if we could've
found it, but a fish caught it and swam off. I'd take pictures for you
but i'm still pretty bandaged up.
I smell bullshit, I mean a fish swam off with it??? Common..lol