Michael Jackson will become president in 2012 - GoFuckYourself.com

John_Titor · 05-14-2005, 11:42 PM

Quite incredible considering the legal troubles he's in today.

Macaulay Culkin will be his running mate and it will be remembered as one of the biggest popularity turnaround in history.

DateDoc · 05-14-2005, 11:42 PM

dude what are you smokin'?

pr0 · 05-14-2005, 11:43 PM

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John_Titor · 05-14-2005, 11:44 PM

I don't expect anyone to believe me, but you'll see

DX · 05-14-2005, 11:45 PM

wow... a john_titor sighting....

where's the fucking civil war? it's may already..

John_Titor · 05-14-2005, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DX

wow... a john_titor sighting....

where's the fucking civil war? it's may already..

Because of my previous babbling about it, the groups that where to start the civil war have decided to wait a bit since I pretty much destroyed the element of surprise.

Don't worry, it will happen soon enough.

OG LennyT · 05-14-2005, 11:51 PM

He'll have one of his monkeys as Sec of State

Mitch Cumstein · 05-15-2005, 12:34 AM

So Michael Jackson will be the US President at the onset of WWIII?

John_Titor · 05-15-2005, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mitch Cumstein

So Michael Jackson will be the US President at the onset of WWIII?

Yes, but his secretary of state, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be very good at easing relations with other countries.

ry0t · 05-15-2005, 12:39 AM

John titor says there will be no olympics after 2004, but Turon is scheduled for winter olympics of 2006.

John_Titor · 05-15-2005, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ry0t

John titor says there will be no olympics after 2004, but Turon is scheduled for winter olympics of 2006.

Turon will be cancelled.

serguei · 05-15-2005, 12:49 AM

Yes! And Monica Levinsky will be the next president of USA

John_Titor · 05-15-2005, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by serguei

Yes! And Monica Levinsky will be the next president of USA

No she won't! She will be the ambassador to France.

Manowar · 05-15-2005, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0

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Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-15-2005, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by serguei

Yes! And Monica Levinsky will be the next president of USA

whos Monica Levinsky?

Homer · 05-15-2005, 01:17 AM

crazy thread

junction · 05-15-2005, 01:33 AM

Could you please give George Noory or Art Bell a call?

gecko · 05-15-2005, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0

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touche'

Nembrionic · 05-15-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by John_Titor

Quite incredible considering the legal troubles he's in today.

Macaulay Culkin will be his running mate and it will be remembered as one of the biggest popularity turnaround in history.

Quite possible. If Bush can be president twice in a row, anyone can.
Ofcourse, we'll see Schwarzenegger first...

keyboard warrior · 05-15-2005, 03:59 PM

Hey JT! I have your nuke power pack if you wana go back to where you came from.

samsam · 05-15-2005, 04:02 PM

If MJ ever makes it, i'll worry about where and into whom he'll be inserting a cigar in the oval office.

fl_prn_str · 05-15-2005, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

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yep thats rite....hes smoking camel dung

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