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  • Ross
    Ik ben een aap
    • Sep 2002
    • 18874

    #1

    If someone comes to your house for trouble what do you do?

    Call the cops? Kick ass?

    Discuss.
  • B40
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7020

    #2
    Umm....depends on the guy and what you did to piss him off...

    But, in most cases I prefer talking it out over violence

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    • radical
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2003
      • 2876

      #3
      If the person is coming and starting trouble then just grab a bat and beat the shit out of them!




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      • B40
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 7020

        #4
        Originally posted by radical
        If the person is coming and starting trouble then just grab a bat and beat the shit out of them!
        He probably has a weapon too...

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        • bad_girl
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2002
          • 757

          #5
          Introduce him to the dog.


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          • radical
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2003
            • 2876

            #6
            Originally posted by B40
            He probably has a weapon too...
            Makes it an even better fight then




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            • Ross
              Ik ben een aap
              • Sep 2002
              • 18874

              #7
              Originally posted by bad_girl
              Introduce him to the dog.


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              The dog is still a puppy.

              And I'm just asking, something (nothing to do with me) has happened and I have a feeling there will be trouble tonight. In saying that, the persons who I suspect would come, have already had a kicking before for coming to my house. They both came with bats and left with head wounds needing stitches while I had a torn t shirt

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              • FlyingIguana
                aspiring banker
                • Mar 2002
                • 10870

                #8
                isn't that what shotguns are for?

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                • bufferover
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 25216

                  #9
                  For sure i will kick his ass

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                  • Ross
                    Ik ben een aap
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 18874

                    #10
                    Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                    isn't that what shotguns are for?
                    Illegal in my country plus I'm a pretty boy

                    I don't fancy going to jail for all the big ass bad people to fuck my ass

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                    • detoxed
                      vip member
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 17798

                      #11
                      Give them the trouble they are looking for

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                      • CumSensei
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 3986

                        #12
                        Originally posted by dimitar
                        For sure i will kick his ass
                        Who would come to my house?


                        I give him my war face.
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                        • FlyingIguana
                          aspiring banker
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 10870

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Ross
                          Illegal in my country plus I'm a pretty boy

                          I don't fancy going to jail for all the big ass bad people to fuck my ass
                          well you can always wield a butter knife

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                          • Ross
                            Ik ben een aap
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 18874

                            #14
                            Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                            well you can always wield a butter knife
                            I wouldn't know how to use it

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                            • twistyneck
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 4660

                              #15
                              Originally posted by detoxed
                              Give them the trouble they are looking for
                              Fucking right.

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                              • Ross
                                Ik ben een aap
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 18874

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CumSensei
                                Who would come to my house?


                                I give him my war face.
                                No offence but why not? You don't look mean at all.

                                You are wearing an adult website sweater and a baseball cap.

                                Just messing, you look badass

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978

                                  #17
                                  Do they even have cops close to you? How close are you closest neighbours?I always thought of Scotland as hills and chicks that look like Anne of green gables

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                                  • bjjb
                                    Have laptop will travel
                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 13074

                                    #18
                                    One of the great things bout being an American... Guns are legal and I have no problem using them if the need arises. Also can be useful to call 911. Cops are there for our protection believe it or not. Guns get messy, but if forced to use them I like having that right to do so.

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                                    • radical
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 2876

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CumSensei
                                      Who would come to my house?


                                      I give him my war face.

                                      I'd come to your house and ask to touch your top




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                                      • Ross
                                        Ik ben een aap
                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 18874

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by spunky1
                                        Do they even have cops close to you? How close are you closest neighbours?I always thought of Scotland as hills and chicks that look like Anne of green gables
                                        The local police station is about 3 minutes in the car. The cops speeding could be here in 1 minute. My nearest neighbour is next door, about 15 yards from my house or so.

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                                        • goBigtime
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 7761

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Ross
                                          Illegal in my country plus I'm a pretty boy

                                          I don't fancy going to jail for all the big ass bad people to fuck my ass

                                          In Scotland? Hand him a pint, you'll probably be ok.

                                          In the US?....Well... The instructions go out to our people to adhere to law. That oughtta comfort you. We -- we're a nation of law. We adhere to laws. We have laws on the books. You might look at those laws. And that might provide comfort for you. And those were the instructions out of -- from our president to the world.

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                                          • Ross
                                            Ik ben een aap
                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 18874

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by goBigtime
                                            In Scotland? Hand him a pint, you'll probably be ok.
                                            HAHA!! Nice!!

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                                            • Dagwolf
                                              President of Canada
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 23141

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Ross
                                              Call the cops? Kick ass?

                                              Discuss.
                                              If they're looking for trouble, why give them what they want? Call the cops. However, if they're borrowing sugar or trying to convert you to their religion, go ahead and smash their heads in.
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                                              • Evil1
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 3893

                                                #24
                                                OO buckshot solves just about any problem rapidly.

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                                                • PatrickKing
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                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 2096

                                                  #25
                                                  Tell him what hagus is made of and while he is puking run away
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                                                  • Vitasoy
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                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 58202

                                                    #26
                                                    Cops... too much trouble for anything else.


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                                                    • Pornopat
                                                      AdultTubeSubmits.com
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 10598

                                                      #27
                                                      make sure the alarmsystems are working and go visit a person...

                                                      Even if you kick their ass police might arrest YOU and put you in jail. And thats not for pretty boys like you said. Offcourse like most people on GFY you would be able to actually get some work done making pornsites from jail.....
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                                                      • Illicit
                                                        wtf ?
                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 11895

                                                        #28
                                                        shoot them... I dont take chances with my pretty face
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                                                        • PenisFace
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 3774

                                                          #29
                                                          If someone comes over looking for trouble, the sound of a shotgun being racked alone is enough to leave people permanently scarred

                                                          edit: or if you're like me and would never own a gun, talking things out usually works
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                                                          • EviLGuY
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                            • 12745

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Ross
                                                            Call the cops? Kick ass?

                                                            Discuss.
                                                            Call the cops.. then go out and kick some ass.

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                                                            • Newton - XXXAmigoz
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 1026

                                                              #31
                                                              If there are two or more, a bat in each hand usually works wonders, once you have knocked them the fuck out, get the super glue and glue their extremities together, faces, feet, hands; dump them somewhere cos they certainly are not going to be able to walk anywhere.
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                                                              • Joesho
                                                                want to get in shape
                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                • 12329

                                                                #32
                                                                if somebody came to my house to look to harm me kinda trouble, I would shoot the mother fucker in the head! PERIOD!
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                                                                • Joesho
                                                                  want to get in shape
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 12329

                                                                  #33
                                                                  If they came to my house for the " I want to fuck your wife kinda trouble" I would kick them into next week and show them what a beating is all about!
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                                                                  • Joesho
                                                                    want to get in shape
                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                    • 12329

                                                                    #34
                                                                    If someone came to my house to harras and call me names or some stupid shit, I would call the cops and have them remocved...
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                                                                    • Joesho
                                                                      want to get in shape
                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 12329

                                                                      #35
                                                                      If someone came to my house to tell me I owed them money kinda trouble I would just spit on them and show them to the street politly and tell them they should have called.....
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                                                                      • CDSmith
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • May 2001
                                                                        • 51460

                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • V_RocKs
                                                                          Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 32449

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I'd double around the back and surprise them with a RocketTech or a Synergy. Then I'd go into a lengthy discussion on getting what you paid for. I paid a lot for my bats and they work wonders in and out of the game.

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                                                                          • WiredGuy
                                                                            Pounding Googlebot
                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                            • 34515

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                            This be a good thread to repost this little ditty....


                                                                            LOL, good one!
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                                                                            • kaliboy2g
                                                                              So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                              • 10963

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Go 50-50 on this. Call the cops. Then kick ass. Then kick cop ass
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                                                                              • CDSmith
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • May 2001
                                                                                • 51460

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by kaliboy2g
                                                                                Call the cops. Then kick ass. Then kick cop ass
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                                                                                • Fizzgig
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                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                  • 9649

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by kaliboy2g
                                                                                  Go 50-50 on this. Call the cops. Then kick ass. Then kick cop ass
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                                                                                  • wyldblyss
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                    • 5779

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Don't open the damn door...sheesh

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                                                                                    • brizzad
                                                                                      holla
                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 11769

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      if they're on your property, bust a cap

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                                                                                      • Rankings
                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                        • 10633

                                                                                        #44
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                                                                                        • OzMan
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                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 9162

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Give 'em a Glasgow sandwich

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                                                                                          • Herb Kornfield
                                                                                            Is on the 1
                                                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                                                            • 4996

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Dont answer the door, call the cops and report a break-in to your place. Let the asshats get arrested and send them tons of gay porn in jail.

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                                                                                            • CDSmith
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 51460

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by OzMan
                                                                                              Give 'em a Glasgow sandwich
                                                                                              I know a Glasgow kiss is a headbutt to the bridge of the nose.

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                                                                                              • pxxx
                                                                                                First African GFY Member
                                                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                                                • 12114

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Kick his ass and then call the cops and claim self defense.

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                                                                                                • OzMan
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                  • 9162

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                  I know a Glasgow kiss is a headbutt to the bridge of the nose.

                                                                                                  What's a Glasgow sandwich?
                                                                                                  Well according to my Scottish Economics teacher in high school, it's a knee to the groin.

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                                                                                                  • Adultnet
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                                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                                    • 8713

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by radical
                                                                                                    If the person is coming and starting trouble then just grab a bat and beat the shit out of them!
                                                                                                    yes same here


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