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  • John_Titor
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2005
    • 26
    #1

    Michael Jackson will become president in 2012

    Quite incredible considering the legal troubles he's in today.

    Macaulay Culkin will be his running mate and it will be remembered as one of the biggest popularity turnaround in history.
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    • DateDoc
      Outside looking in.
      • Feb 2005
      • 14243
      #2
      dude what are you smokin'?

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        • pr0
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          • May 2001
          • 23088
          #3


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            • John_Titor
              So Fucking Banned
              • May 2005
              • 26
              #4
              I don't expect anyone to believe me, but you'll see

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                • DX
                  Feed me coffee.
                  • Sep 2001
                  • 1128
                  #5
                  wow... a john_titor sighting....

                  where's the fucking civil war? it's may already..

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                    • John_Titor
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • May 2005
                      • 26
                      #6
                      Originally posted by DX
                      wow... a john_titor sighting....

                      where's the fucking civil war? it's may already..
                      Because of my previous babbling about it, the groups that where to start the civil war have decided to wait a bit since I pretty much destroyed the element of surprise.

                      Don't worry, it will happen soon enough.

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                        • OG LennyT
                          Wall Street Pimp
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 14345
                          #7
                          He'll have one of his monkeys as Sec of State
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                            • Mitch Cumstein
                              Registered User
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 96
                              #8
                              So Michael Jackson will be the US President at the onset of WWIII?

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                                • John_Titor
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • May 2005
                                  • 26
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Mitch Cumstein
                                  So Michael Jackson will be the US President at the onset of WWIII?
                                  Yes, but his secretary of state, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be very good at easing relations with other countries.

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                                    • ry0t
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 4160
                                      #10
                                      John titor says there will be no olympics after 2004, but Turon is scheduled for winter olympics of 2006.

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                                        • John_Titor
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • May 2005
                                          • 26
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by ry0t
                                          John titor says there will be no olympics after 2004, but Turon is scheduled for winter olympics of 2006.
                                          Turon will be cancelled.

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                                            • serguei
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 802
                                              #12
                                              Yes! And Monica Levinsky will be the next president of USA
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                                                • John_Titor
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • May 2005
                                                  • 26
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by serguei
                                                  Yes! And Monica Levinsky will be the next president of USA
                                                  No she won't! She will be the ambassador to France.

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                                                    • Manowar
                                                      jellyfish  
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 71528
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by pr0


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                                                        • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 16502
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by serguei
                                                          Yes! And Monica Levinsky will be the next president of USA
                                                          whos Monica Levinsky?

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                                                            • Homer
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 6780
                                                              #16
                                                              crazy thread

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                                                                • junction
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 2411
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Could you please give George Noory or Art Bell a call?

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                                                                    • gecko
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                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 21846
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by pr0


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                                                                        • Nembrionic
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                          • 2424
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by John_Titor
                                                                          Quite incredible considering the legal troubles he's in today.

                                                                          Macaulay Culkin will be his running mate and it will be remembered as one of the biggest popularity turnaround in history.

                                                                          Quite possible. If Bush can be president twice in a row, anyone can.
                                                                          Ofcourse, we'll see Schwarzenegger first...

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                                                                            • keyboard warrior
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                              • 1435
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Hey JT! I have your nuke power pack if you wana go back to where you came from.
                                                                              - nothing here -

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                                                                                • samsam
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                  • 682
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  If MJ ever makes it, i'll worry about where and into whom he'll be inserting a cigar in the oval office.

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                                                                                    • fl_prn_str
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 5736
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by pr0


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                                                                                      yep thats rite....hes smoking camel dung

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