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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-21-2002, 11:25 AM

A couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor re-examined them and,
upon completion, advised the couple, "There's nothing wrong with the
way you have intercourse. "
He then charged them $32.

This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with
no apparent problems other than the lack of vigor which is to be
expected in 67 year olds, get dressed, pay the doctor, and then leave.

Finally after almost two months of this routine, the doctor asked,
"Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The old man said, "Oh, we're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married, so we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $60.
The Hilton charges $78.
We do it here for $32 and I get $28 back from Medical Reimbursement.

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jxl3046 · 01-21-2002, 11:31 AM

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-21-2002, 11:39 AM

Different couple ....

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After
laying there a few minutes the old man farts
and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was
that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says,

"Touchdown,tie score." After about five minutes the
old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm
ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and
says,

"Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she
lets out a squeaker and says, "Fieldgoal, I lead 17
to 14." Now the pressures on and the old man
refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real
hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally
unacceptable he gives it everything
he has but instead of farting he shits the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."

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OOOOOH MY GAWD !!!!

Too fucking funny

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BruceM · 01-21-2002, 12:20 PM

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-21-2002, 05:22 PM

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley
Davidson.One day he has finally saved up enough
money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks
out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him
about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome
on his new bike free from rust.

The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep
a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome
before it rains, and everything will be fine.
He happily pays for the bike and leaves.

A few months later, the young man meets a woman
and falls in love. She asks him to come home and
meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts
and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks
her up on his Harley and they ride to her parents house.

Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family
tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner
must do the dishes. After a delicious dinner everyone
sits in silence waiting for the first person to break
the silence and get stuck doing the dishes.

After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides
to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses
his woman in front of her family.

No one says a word. Emboldened, he slips his hand
under her blouse and fondles her breasts. Still no one
says a word.

Finally, he throws her on the table and has sex with her
in front of everyone. No one says a word. Now
he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and
throws HER on the table. They have even wilder sex.
Still no one speaks. By now he is thinking what to do
next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first
thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he
gets his jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls
out his jar of Vaseline.

The father says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!"

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[This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 01-21-2002).]

01-21-2002, 11:25 AM	#1
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Hotel Rooms for $4.00 ??? A couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor re-examined them and, upon completion, advised the couple, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse. " He then charged them $32. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no apparent problems other than the lack of vigor which is to be expected in 67 year olds, get dressed, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally after almost two months of this routine, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "Oh, we're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60. The Hilton charges $78. We do it here for $32 and I get $28 back from Medical Reimbursement. --------------- <a href="http://www.hotwebmistresses.com"> <IMG SRC="http://www.hotwebmistresses.com/trans_recip.gif" border=0></a> The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples.

01-21-2002, 11:31 AM	#2
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01-21-2002, 11:39 AM	#3
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Different couple .... An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown,tie score." After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he shits the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides." ---------------- OOOOOH MY GAWD !!!! Too fucking funny --------------- <a href="http://www.hotwebmistresses.com"> <IMG SRC="http://www.hotwebmistresses.com/trans_recip.gif" border=0></a> The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples. [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 01-21-2002).]

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01-21-2002, 05:22 PM	#6
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson.One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves. A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word. Emboldened, he slips his hand under her blouse and fondles her breasts. Still no one says a word. Finally, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone. No one says a word. Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws HER on the table. They have even wilder sex. Still no one speaks. By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he gets his jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline. The father says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!" --------------- <a href="http://www.hotwebmistresses.com"> <IMG SRC="http://www.hotwebmistresses.com/trans_recip.gif" border=0></a> The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples. [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 01-21-2002).]