Different couple ....
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After
laying there a few minutes the old man farts
and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was
that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says,
"Touchdown,tie score." After about five minutes the
old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm
ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and
says,
"Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she
lets out a squeaker and says, "Fieldgoal, I lead 17
to 14." Now the pressures on and the old man
refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real
hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally
unacceptable he gives it everything
he has but instead of farting he shits the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."
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OOOOOH MY GAWD !!!!
Too fucking funny
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