This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley
Davidson.One day he has finally saved up enough
money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks
out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him
about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome
on his new bike free from rust.
The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep
a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome
before it rains, and everything will be fine.
He happily pays for the bike and leaves.
A few months later, the young man meets a woman
and falls in love. She asks him to come home and
meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts
and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks
her up on his Harley and they ride to her parents house.
Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family
tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner
must do the dishes. After a delicious dinner everyone
sits in silence waiting for the first person to break
the silence and get stuck doing the dishes.
After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides
to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses
his woman in front of her family.
No one says a word. Emboldened, he slips his hand
under her blouse and fondles her breasts. Still no one
says a word.
Finally, he throws her on the table and has sex with her
in front of everyone. No one says a word. Now
he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and
throws HER on the table. They have even wilder sex.
Still no one speaks. By now he is thinking what to do
next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first
thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he
gets his jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls
out his jar of Vaseline.
The father says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!"
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The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
I like to rub
HERTURN on my nipples.
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