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Hornydog4cooter · 05-07-2005, 01:29 AM

I wake up about 3:15 am and go outside to have a cig.I see my neighbor sittin on the porch cryin. So i ask him if he is ok. <wrong thing to do> He tells he he comes home from the club about 2 hours early. He said he walks by his mothers room and his girlfriend is layin naked up in th bed with his mother. So i ask him man u sure u just aint drunK? we walk around the side of the building and we look into the window. Sure enough his girl in all layed up in bed with his mom.

I wanted to laugh so frigin hard but i restrained. I gave the guy some money to get a cab to go over a friends house for the night. I know he wil be back tomorow asking for advice. Wtf do i tell this guy ?

sonofsam · 05-07-2005, 01:30 AM

bahahahah WTF

JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!!

btw, you win Thread of the night

Net41 · 05-07-2005, 01:30 AM

Is his mom hot?

SilverTab · 05-07-2005, 01:33 AM

Pics Damnit

Hornydog4cooter · 05-07-2005, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

bahahahah WTF

JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!!

btw, you win Thread of the night

dude funniest shit i have seen in a long time. I am totally speechless after this. All i wanted was to go have a cig. I could not imagine the way i would feel if my mom boned my wife.

Hornydog4cooter · 05-07-2005, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Net41

Is his mom hot?

She aint bad lookin but still lol

Jace · 05-07-2005, 01:34 AM

wow, i just don't know what to say about that shit....fucking wierd world we live in, that is for sure

Hornydog4cooter · 05-07-2005, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab

Pics Damnit

To close to home there front door is 6 feet from mine....

SilverTab · 05-07-2005, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter

To close to home there front door is 6 feet from mine....

well doesn't that makes it easier?...

Hornydog4cooter · 05-07-2005, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverTab

well doesn't that makes it easier?...

Your bad man

SilverTab · 05-07-2005, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter

Your bad man

;)

I know first thing i'd do is at least snap a pic with my cellphone...then I'd go grab the digicam if they're still at it!

sonofsam · 05-07-2005, 01:40 AM

wait, i know exactly what you tell the guy...

man.. you just got OWNED!

Hornydog4cooter · 05-07-2005, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

wait, i know exactly what you tell the guy...

man.. you just got OWNED!

lol man i cant do that . He is just a 19 year old kid. Maybe i just wont anwser my door for the next few days....

Net41 · 05-07-2005, 01:42 AM

If his mom is hot, he should consider the thought he could be adopted.

+ pics.

<3

Hornydog4cooter · 05-07-2005, 01:46 AM

Oh well back to bed for me. I will give this thread a bump tommorw with a update......

iwantchixx · 05-07-2005, 01:51 AM

wow that poor guy! Imagine how traumatized and fucked up in the head he will be for many many years to come..

SuckOnThis · 05-07-2005, 01:52 AM

This is one of those things in life called an opportunity. The dude left in a cab and here you have two women getting it on right next door. Go knock on their damn door with a bottle of tequila in hand and tell them some shit like you locked yourself out of your house.

sonofsam · 05-07-2005, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter

Oh well back to bed for me. I will give this thread a bump tommorw with a update......

for the record... are going to sleep by yourself? or with his girlfriend + mom ?

inquiring minds want to know

sonofsam · 05-07-2005, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

This is one of those things in life called an opportunity. The dude left in a cab and here you have two women getting it on right next door. Go knock on their damn door with a bottle of tequila in hand and tell them some shit like you locked yourself out of your house.

i like your way of thinking

Hornydog4cooter · 05-07-2005, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

for the record... are going to sleep by yourself? or with his girlfriend + mom ?

inquiring minds want to know

With MY wife

TexasDreams · 05-07-2005, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter

I know he wil be back tomorow asking for advice. Wtf do i tell this guy ?

Tell him to call 1-800-96-JERRY and see if he can get booked for the show!

http://www.jerryspringertv.com/

eroswebmaster · 05-07-2005, 03:10 AM

man this world is fucked up.

Homer · 05-07-2005, 03:19 AM

whehe thats crazy story

Antonio · 05-07-2005, 05:11 AM

Dude, wtf don't you have digital camera? At least you could've used your cellphoine camera.

People like you drive me mad ;)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-07-2005, 05:19 AM

uhhh, do you live in alabama?

Furious_Female · 05-07-2005, 05:22 AM

Major (Tom) · 05-07-2005, 05:28 AM

thats awesome

duke

gangbangjoe · 05-07-2005, 05:29 AM

wtf

if this is true its damn funny

man you just got

Paolo Pinkas · 05-07-2005, 05:36 AM

rofl. crazy shit. but too bad for that poor guy. must be a quite strange experience

bangman · 05-07-2005, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

wtf

if this is true its damn funny

man you just got

Looks like you just did, too.

Pornopat · 05-07-2005, 06:16 AM

Tell him to break up with his mom?
Cheating bitch...

MandyBlake · 05-07-2005, 07:17 AM

oh man. that is hilarious.
you don't hear about that happening everyday lol

Napolean · 05-07-2005, 07:19 AM

keeping it in the family?

Sosa · 05-07-2005, 07:43 AM

ouch, that would suck.

Postmaster · 05-07-2005, 07:49 AM

I once caught my wife in bed with a cig. Of course I beat the hell outta her.
Peace,

Selio

William-Xfactor · 05-07-2005, 07:55 AM

I would be more concerned about the fact that you woke up in the middle of the night to have a smoke

Hornydog4cooter · 05-07-2005, 09:07 AM

So far so good no knocks on the door yet .........

SuckOnThis · 05-07-2005, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by William-Xfactor

I would be more concerned about the fact that you woke up in the middle of the night to have a smoke

Who the fuck are you? Mother Theresa?

Furious_Male · 05-07-2005, 09:18 AM

Poor bastard is scarred for life.

0000000000000000000001000 · 05-07-2005, 09:19 AM

Haha, funny stuff. Poor guy though...

alexg · 05-07-2005, 09:24 AM

that's fucking hilarious

boner 2.0 · 05-07-2005, 09:34 AM

hahaha wtf?

hova · 05-07-2005, 09:42 AM

thats some kinky shit

DateDoc · 05-07-2005, 10:23 AM

Mothers Day should be interesting tomorrow.

nofx · 05-07-2005, 10:27 AM

ROFL

this is the best thread of the year

painintheass · 05-07-2005, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter

I wake up about 3:15 am and go outside to have a cig.I see my neighbor sittin on the porch cryin. So i ask him if he is ok. <wrong thing to do> He tells he he comes home from the club about 2 hours early. He said he walks by his mothers room and his girlfriend is layin naked up in th bed with his mother. So i ask him man u sure u just aint drunK? we walk around the side of the building and we look into the window. Sure enough his girl in all layed up in bed with his mom.

I wanted to laugh so frigin hard but i restrained. I gave the guy some money to get a cab to go over a friends house for the night. I know he wil be back tomorow asking for advice. Wtf do i tell this guy ?

What you should have said to him was this.....

You know a lot of really good German porno starts just like this. Instead of crying you could see this as opportunity.

Then when he goes into the house... Grab you camera, put it on nightvision and film from the window.

He will either get laid or it turns into a springer show. Either way thats valuable footage.

Hornydog4cooter · 05-07-2005, 07:17 PM

Well seems they all have made up. They are all sitting on the back porch drinkings. So we will see what happens when the liquor starts kickin in....

Spunky · 05-07-2005, 07:20 PM

Damn..that is funny..sad but funny

What do you do?..she is probably bi and curious

jawanda · 05-07-2005, 07:23 PM

Damn dude I would be scarrred for LIFE if I was that kid. Brutal ... but hillarious!

LittleMack · 05-07-2005, 07:25 PM

Wow, demand from the girlfriend if she does not already some major swallow action or anal or you gang bang her and all of her girlfriend

05-07-2005, 01:29 AM	#1
Hornydog4cooter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,859	Wtf do i tell this guy? I wake up about 3:15 am and go outside to have a cig.I see my neighbor sittin on the porch cryin. So i ask him if he is ok. <wrong thing to do> He tells he he comes home from the club about 2 hours early. He said he walks by his mothers room and his girlfriend is layin naked up in th bed with his mother. So i ask him man u sure u just aint drunK? we walk around the side of the building and we look into the window. Sure enough his girl in all layed up in bed with his mom. I wanted to laugh so frigin hard but i restrained. I gave the guy some money to get a cab to go over a friends house for the night. I know he wil be back tomorow asking for advice. Wtf do i tell this guy ?

05-07-2005, 01:30 AM	#2
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Hornydog4cooter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,859	Well seems they all have made up. They are all sitting on the back porch drinkings. So we will see what happens when the liquor starts kickin in....

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