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Hornydog4cooter 05-07-2005 01:29 AM

Wtf do i tell this guy?
 
I wake up about 3:15 am and go outside to have a cig.I see my neighbor sittin on the porch cryin. So i ask him if he is ok. <wrong thing to do> He tells he he comes home from the club about 2 hours early. He said he walks by his mothers room and his girlfriend is layin naked up in th bed with his mother. So i ask him man u sure u just aint drunK? we walk around the side of the building and we look into the window. Sure enough his girl in all layed up in bed with his mom.

I wanted to laugh so frigin hard but i restrained. I gave the guy some money to get a cab to go over a friends house for the night. I know he wil be back tomorow asking for advice. Wtf do i tell this guy ? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sonofsam 05-07-2005 01:30 AM

bahahahah WTF


JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!!


btw, you win Thread of the night :thumbsup

Net41 05-07-2005 01:30 AM

Is his mom hot?

SilverTab 05-07-2005 01:33 AM

Pics Damnit

Hornydog4cooter 05-07-2005 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
bahahahah WTF


JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!!


btw, you win Thread of the night :thumbsup


dude funniest shit i have seen in a long time. I am totally speechless after this. All i wanted was to go have a cig. I could not imagine the way i would feel if my mom boned my wife. :disgust

Hornydog4cooter 05-07-2005 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Net41
Is his mom hot?


She aint bad lookin but still lol

Jace 05-07-2005 01:34 AM

wow, i just don't know what to say about that shit....fucking wierd world we live in, that is for sure

Hornydog4cooter 05-07-2005 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverTab
Pics Damnit


To close to home there front door is 6 feet from mine....

SilverTab 05-07-2005 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter
To close to home there front door is 6 feet from mine....


well doesn't that makes it easier?... :Graucho

Hornydog4cooter 05-07-2005 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverTab
well doesn't that makes it easier?... :Graucho

Your bad man :1orglaugh

SilverTab 05-07-2005 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter
Your bad man :1orglaugh


;)

I know first thing i'd do is at least snap a pic with my cellphone...then I'd go grab the digicam if they're still at it! :thumbsup

sonofsam 05-07-2005 01:40 AM

wait, i know exactly what you tell the guy...

man.. you just got OWNED!

Hornydog4cooter 05-07-2005 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
wait, i know exactly what you tell the guy...

man.. you just got OWNED!

lol man i cant do that . He is just a 19 year old kid. Maybe i just wont anwser my door for the next few days....

Net41 05-07-2005 01:42 AM

If his mom is hot, he should consider the thought he could be adopted.

+ pics.

<3

Hornydog4cooter 05-07-2005 01:46 AM

Oh well back to bed for me. I will give this thread a bump tommorw with a update......

iwantchixx 05-07-2005 01:51 AM

wow that poor guy! Imagine how traumatized and fucked up in the head he will be for many many years to come..

SuckOnThis 05-07-2005 01:52 AM

This is one of those things in life called an opportunity. The dude left in a cab and here you have two women getting it on right next door. Go knock on their damn door with a bottle of tequila in hand and tell them some shit like you locked yourself out of your house.

sonofsam 05-07-2005 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter
Oh well back to bed for me. I will give this thread a bump tommorw with a update......

for the record... are going to sleep by yourself? or with his girlfriend + mom ?

inquiring minds want to know :warning


:1orglaugh

sonofsam 05-07-2005 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis
This is one of those things in life called an opportunity. The dude left in a cab and here you have two women getting it on right next door. Go knock on their damn door with a bottle of tequila in hand and tell them some shit like you locked yourself out of your house.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh i like your way of thinking

Hornydog4cooter 05-07-2005 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
for the record... are going to sleep by yourself? or with his girlfriend + mom ?

inquiring minds want to know :warning


:1orglaugh


With MY wife :1orglaugh

TexasDreams 05-07-2005 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter
I know he wil be back tomorow asking for advice. Wtf do i tell this guy ? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tell him to call 1-800-96-JERRY and see if he can get booked for the show! :thumbsup

http://www.jerryspringertv.com/

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

eroswebmaster 05-07-2005 03:10 AM

man this world is fucked up.

Homer 05-07-2005 03:19 AM

whehe thats crazy story :1orglaugh

Antonio 05-07-2005 05:11 AM

Dude, wtf don't you have digital camera? At least you could've used your cellphoine camera.

People like you drive me mad ;)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-07-2005 05:19 AM

uhhh, do you live in alabama?

Furious_Female 05-07-2005 05:22 AM

uhh :uhoh

Major (Tom) 05-07-2005 05:28 AM

thats awesome

duke

gangbangjoe 05-07-2005 05:29 AM

wtf

if this is true its damn funny


man you just got http://linked.mroach.com/potatowned3.gif

Paolo Pinkas 05-07-2005 05:36 AM

rofl. crazy shit. but too bad for that poor guy. must be a quite strange experience :banana

bangman 05-07-2005 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
wtf

if this is true its damn funny


man you just got http://linked.mroach.com/potatowned3.gif

Looks like you just did, too. :winkwink:

Pornopat 05-07-2005 06:16 AM

Tell him to break up with his mom?
Cheating bitch...
:winkwink:

MandyBlake 05-07-2005 07:17 AM

oh man. that is hilarious.
you don't hear about that happening everyday lol

Napolean 05-07-2005 07:19 AM

keeping it in the family?

Sosa 05-07-2005 07:43 AM

ouch, that would suck.

Postmaster 05-07-2005 07:49 AM

I once caught my wife in bed with a cig. Of course I beat the hell outta her.
Peace,

Selio

William-Xfactor 05-07-2005 07:55 AM

I would be more concerned about the fact that you woke up in the middle of the night to have a smoke :helpme

Hornydog4cooter 05-07-2005 09:07 AM

So far so good no knocks on the door yet .........

SuckOnThis 05-07-2005 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by William-Xfactor
I would be more concerned about the fact that you woke up in the middle of the night to have a smoke :helpme


Who the fuck are you? Mother Theresa?

Furious_Male 05-07-2005 09:18 AM

Poor bastard is scarred for life.

0000000000000000000001000 05-07-2005 09:19 AM

Haha, funny stuff. Poor guy though...

alexg 05-07-2005 09:24 AM

that's fucking hilarious

boner 2.0 05-07-2005 09:34 AM

hahaha wtf? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hova 05-07-2005 09:42 AM

thats some kinky shit

DateDoc 05-07-2005 10:23 AM

Mothers Day should be interesting tomorrow. :(

nofx 05-07-2005 10:27 AM

ROFL

this is the best thread of the year

painintheass 05-07-2005 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter
I wake up about 3:15 am and go outside to have a cig.I see my neighbor sittin on the porch cryin. So i ask him if he is ok. <wrong thing to do> He tells he he comes home from the club about 2 hours early. He said he walks by his mothers room and his girlfriend is layin naked up in th bed with his mother. So i ask him man u sure u just aint drunK? we walk around the side of the building and we look into the window. Sure enough his girl in all layed up in bed with his mom.

I wanted to laugh so frigin hard but i restrained. I gave the guy some money to get a cab to go over a friends house for the night. I know he wil be back tomorow asking for advice. Wtf do i tell this guy ? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

What you should have said to him was this.....

You know a lot of really good German porno starts just like this. Instead of crying you could see this as opportunity.

Then when he goes into the house... Grab you camera, put it on nightvision and film from the window.

He will either get laid or it turns into a springer show. Either way thats valuable footage.

Hornydog4cooter 05-07-2005 07:17 PM

Well seems they all have made up. They are all sitting on the back porch drinkings. So we will see what happens when the liquor starts kickin in....

Spunky 05-07-2005 07:20 PM

Damn..that is funny..sad but funny :1orglaugh What do you do?..she is probably bi and curious

jawanda 05-07-2005 07:23 PM

Damn dude I would be scarrred for LIFE if I was that kid. Brutal ... but hillarious!

LittleMack 05-07-2005 07:25 PM

Wow, demand from the girlfriend if she does not already some major swallow action or anal or you gang bang her and all of her girlfriend


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