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Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter
I wake up about 3:15 am and go outside to have a cig.I see my neighbor sittin on the porch cryin. So i ask him if he is ok. <wrong thing to do> He tells he he comes home from the club about 2 hours early. He said he walks by his mothers room and his girlfriend is layin naked up in th bed with his mother. So i ask him man u sure u just aint drunK? we walk around the side of the building and we look into the window. Sure enough his girl in all layed up in bed with his mom.
I wanted to laugh so frigin hard but i restrained. I gave the guy some money to get a cab to go over a friends house for the night. I know he wil be back tomorow asking for advice. Wtf do i tell this guy ?  |
What you should have said to him was this.....
You know a lot of really good German porno starts just like this. Instead of crying you could see this as opportunity.
Then when he goes into the house... Grab you camera, put it on nightvision and film from the window.
He will either get laid or it turns into a springer show. Either way thats valuable footage.