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AaronM · 01-14-2002, 09:29 PM

Last night my drunk ass neighbor keeps knocking on my door. I allow him to come in just to humor the bastard. Meanwhile his 7 year old son is home alone. The guy heads straight for my Jack Daniel's and asked if he can have a shot. When I turn to get a glass, the fuck starts chugging from my bottle. He then leaves after I tell him I need to get back to work and leaves his empty 32oz Icehouse bottle on my desk.

20 or so minutes later he shows up again. This time is has half a salmon with him that he recently caught. He offers it to me for another shot. I take him up on his offer and he pretty much polishes off the bottle and leaves again but refuses to take his empty bottle with him.

A little later he shows up again. This time he tells me that I need to come take his guns before he kills himself. He tells me somebody just took his kid but he does not say who it was. I go over, grab his rifle and shotgun and head out the door. I am halfway to my house when I look over the fence and lock eyes with a fucking Portland cop.

All of a sudden I have 6 fucking guns on me and I am being given directions by 3 different people. "Hands in the air" "put the weapon down" "Don't move" WTF??? How can I do all of this? I make one happy and the other 2 are gonna start firing and who knows what the 3 silent ones are gonna do.

They jump the fence and pat me down then I explain why I have the guns. They tell me they got a call about the suicidal fool and thought I was him. They take my name, the guns, and tell me that they will come by if they need anything else. WTF? What about an apology? What about my needs? I need a blow job and some clean shorts. Now the assholes want MY help? GFY! All they had to do was say "sorry for the mistake" or "thanks for pointing us to the right home" or how about "thanks for taking the guns so we did not have to kill him" NOTHING! Just, if we need to use you again, we will be in touch.

All this because I tried to help the stupid drunk next door. I tell you man, neighbors suck.

Ludedude · 01-14-2002, 09:30 PM

LMAO!!

You need to move to a better class of trailerpark, my friend

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bhutocracy · 01-14-2002, 09:35 PM

LOL!!! no fucking way... really??? thats one to tell the grandkids..

Jamdin · 01-14-2002, 09:39 PM

So when are you going to appear on COPS

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AaronM · 01-14-2002, 09:41 PM

For real. I figure a bunch of people will think I made this shit up but it is true. Except for the part about needing clean shorts. It is not the first time I have had cops pulls guns on me. This time I was just cool with them and actually laughed a bit. It was still pretty fucked up though. I can not blame them for their actions, only the lack of consideration after the fact.

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AaronM · 01-14-2002, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamdin:
So when are you going to appear on COPS

LOL, I wish. That would have been cool as hell.

At least then I would have video of the incident. I almost grabbed a loaded handgun before I went over there. I am glad I thought twice about doing that.

PeepNTom · 01-14-2002, 10:23 PM

bad boys, bad boys... watcha gonna do,
watcha gonna do when they come for you

Amputate Your Head · 01-14-2002, 11:23 PM

Fuck his cat.... that'll teach him!

AaronM · 01-14-2002, 11:40 PM

No can do AMP. The other neighbor bar-b-que'd it last week. I am afraid to let my dog out of the house now.

Techie Media · 01-15-2002, 12:29 AM

Darn Double Post

[This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 01-14-2002).]

Techie Media · 01-15-2002, 12:30 AM

At least you got to keep the 32oz Icehouse bottle, that's not a bad consolation prize for the nights neighborhood entertainment.

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RaGe · 01-15-2002, 12:34 AM

Ahhh... Only in America...

pr0 · 01-15-2002, 01:14 AM

Fuck tha police...fuck fuck fuck tha police comin straight from the underground.....

AaronM · 01-15-2002, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightning:
At least you got to keep the 32oz Icehouse bottle, that's not a bad consolation prize for the nights neighborhood entertainment.

The bottle is empty man.

Nice NWA breakout pr0. Nothing like some old school shit to keep the night moving along.

DarkJedi · 01-15-2002, 01:30 AM

Sooo....what happened to his son ?

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AaronM · 01-15-2002, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi:
Sooo....what happened to his son ?

I have no clue. I thought about knocking on his door and asking what happened but I would prefer to stay out of it and not look like the nosey neighbor.

jimmy3way · 01-15-2002, 01:38 AM

You need to put the wheels back on your 'house' and Jed, move away from thar. Hee hee hee.

My neighbor is a hassidic Jew, who acts all pious but we know she fucks like a heathen...yep. We know.

AaronnM · 01-15-2002, 01:39 AM

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ArronM · 01-15-2002, 04:11 AM

Why don't you just SHUT THE FUCK UP you stupid asshole punk imposter !!!

Paolo · 01-15-2002, 05:17 AM

Aaron.
I believe the story. That shit happens to you all the time
Did you tell everybody about the point of view you did and the transgender who needed some cash for a bottle.
That was some hairy shit! : )

ArronM · 01-15-2002, 05:39 AM

Who told you about THAT one ?!?

Actually ... it was me that was desparate for a bottle ... This hot chick in the village promised she'd buy me a bottle if I went 'south' on her ...

I swear to God I did not know that SHE was a HE !!!

Anyways ... a deal was a deal, and I needed my Perrier fix ...

Naughty · 01-15-2002, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM:
What about an apology? What about my needs? I need a blow job and some clean shorts.

Are you trying to say you wanted the cop to apologize and give you a blowjob?
I hope it was a female cop Aaron

ArronM · 01-15-2002, 05:57 AM

To Serve and Protect ...

Now give me some fucking service, DonutBoy !!!

[This message has been edited by ArronM (edited 01-15-2002).]

12clicks · 01-15-2002, 06:28 AM

Christ, poor cops probably thought they foiled a plot set up by Mr Freeze to capture Batman.
Can't blame them for pulling their guns.

Lensman · 01-15-2002, 10:28 AM

Let's all head over to Aarons and drink his JD.

Ludedude · 01-15-2002, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman:
Let's all head over to Aarons and drink his JD.

NOW we're talking...get us some of that cock-sucking cop action

01-14-2002, 09:29 PM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Neighbors suck! Last night my drunk ass neighbor keeps knocking on my door. I allow him to come in just to humor the bastard. Meanwhile his 7 year old son is home alone. The guy heads straight for my Jack Daniel's and asked if he can have a shot. When I turn to get a glass, the fuck starts chugging from my bottle. He then leaves after I tell him I need to get back to work and leaves his empty 32oz Icehouse bottle on my desk. 20 or so minutes later he shows up again. This time is has half a salmon with him that he recently caught. He offers it to me for another shot. I take him up on his offer and he pretty much polishes off the bottle and leaves again but refuses to take his empty bottle with him. A little later he shows up again. This time he tells me that I need to come take his guns before he kills himself. He tells me somebody just took his kid but he does not say who it was. I go over, grab his rifle and shotgun and head out the door. I am halfway to my house when I look over the fence and lock eyes with a fucking Portland cop. All of a sudden I have 6 fucking guns on me and I am being given directions by 3 different people. "Hands in the air" "put the weapon down" "Don't move" WTF??? How can I do all of this? I make one happy and the other 2 are gonna start firing and who knows what the 3 silent ones are gonna do. They jump the fence and pat me down then I explain why I have the guns. They tell me they got a call about the suicidal fool and thought I was him. They take my name, the guns, and tell me that they will come by if they need anything else. WTF? What about an apology? What about my needs? I need a blow job and some clean shorts. Now the assholes want MY help? GFY! All they had to do was say "sorry for the mistake" or "thanks for pointing us to the right home" or how about "thanks for taking the guns so we did not have to kill him" NOTHING! Just, if we need to use you again, we will be in touch. All this because I tried to help the stupid drunk next door. I tell you man, neighbors suck.

01-14-2002, 09:30 PM	#2
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01-14-2002, 09:35 PM	#3
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	LOL!!! no fucking way... really??? thats one to tell the grandkids..

01-14-2002, 09:39 PM	#4
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	So when are you going to appear on COPS ------------------ I have a dream & you can share that dream too at Moongem Erotica

01-14-2002, 09:41 PM	#5
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	For real. I figure a bunch of people will think I made this shit up but it is true. Except for the part about needing clean shorts. It is not the first time I have had cops pulls guns on me. This time I was just cool with them and actually laughed a bit. It was still pretty fucked up though. I can not blame them for their actions, only the lack of consideration after the fact. [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 01-14-2002).]

01-14-2002, 10:23 PM	#7
PeepNTom Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: yer freakin window Posts: 275	bad boys, bad boys... watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you

01-14-2002, 11:23 PM	#8
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Fuck his cat.... that'll teach him!

01-14-2002, 11:40 PM	#9
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	No can do AMP. The other neighbor bar-b-que'd it last week. I am afraid to let my dog out of the house now.

01-15-2002, 12:29 AM	#10
Techie Media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,092	Darn Double Post [This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 01-14-2002).]

01-15-2002, 12:30 AM	#11
Techie Media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,092	At least you got to keep the 32oz Icehouse bottle, that's not a bad consolation prize for the nights neighborhood entertainment. ------------------ Smile and Be Happy Lightning Free Hosting Gay Free Hosting Girls Host

01-15-2002, 12:34 AM	#12
RaGe Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,158	Ahhh... Only in America...

01-15-2002, 01:14 AM	#13
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Fuck tha police...fuck fuck fuck tha police comin straight from the underground.....

01-15-2002, 01:30 AM	#15
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Sooo....what happened to his son ? ------------------ I make money with these sponsors: TrafficCash OffshoreClicks

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jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	You need to put the wheels back on your 'house' and Jed, move away from thar. Hee hee hee. My neighbor is a hassidic Jew, who acts all pious but we know she fucks like a heathen...yep. We know.

01-15-2002, 01:39 AM	#18
AaronnM Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 25	Hello, I have a fat hairy anus, please feel free to touch it, as I am a whore. ------------------

01-15-2002, 04:11 AM	#19
ArronM Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 12	Why don't you just SHUT THE FUCK UP you stupid asshole punk imposter !!!

01-15-2002, 05:17 AM	#20
Paolo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada Posts: 491	Aaron. I believe the story. That shit happens to you all the time Did you tell everybody about the point of view you did and the transgender who needed some cash for a bottle. That was some hairy shit! : )

01-15-2002, 05:39 AM	#21
ArronM Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 12	Who told you about THAT one ?!? Actually ... it was me that was desparate for a bottle ... This hot chick in the village promised she'd buy me a bottle if I went 'south' on her ... I swear to God I did not know that SHE was a HE !!! Anyways ... a deal was a deal, and I needed my Perrier fix ...

01-15-2002, 05:57 AM	#23
ArronM Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 12	To Serve and Protect ... Now give me some fucking service, DonutBoy !!! [This message has been edited by ArronM (edited 01-15-2002).]

01-15-2002, 06:28 AM	#24
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	Christ, poor cops probably thought they foiled a plot set up by Mr Freeze to capture Batman. Can't blame them for pulling their guns.

01-15-2002, 10:28 AM	#25
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Let's all head over to Aarons and drink his JD.