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riosluts · 04-15-2005, 10:34 PM

Ok this is from an actual court stenograph

*Question:* Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
> *Response:* No.
> *Question:* Did you check for blood pressure?
> *Response:* No.
> *Question:* Did you check for breathing?
> *Response:* No.
> *Question:* So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
> *Response:* No.
> Question:* How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> *Response:* Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> Question:* But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
> *Response:* Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive
> and practicing law somewhere.

abyss_al · 04-15-2005, 10:35 PM

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Manowar · 04-16-2005, 01:52 AM

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Evil Doer · 04-16-2005, 01:58 AM

hahaha that was good

Corleone · 04-16-2005, 01:58 AM

gangbangjoe · 04-16-2005, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corleone

i second this emotion

Goose · 04-16-2005, 02:03 AM

hehe thanks for the laugh

foxylady · 04-16-2005, 02:04 AM

lolz

Vitasoy · 04-16-2005, 03:13 AM

lol that made my day

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iwantchixx · 04-16-2005, 04:05 AM

oh man, it tooks me a couple minutes to get it.

spideriux · 04-16-2005, 04:12 AM

good

Satisfaction · 04-16-2005, 07:39 AM

lol thats some funny shit!

=^..^= · 04-16-2005, 07:42 AM

ouch i shouldnt have laughed so hard i nearly ripped my stitches out!!

evilmaster · 04-16-2005, 07:46 AM

Lol!! big thx

Furious_Female · 04-16-2005, 07:59 AM

LOL

shaman · 04-16-2005, 08:10 AM

old but still good

btw, this gfy design sucks imho

DarkJedi · 04-16-2005, 08:10 AM

OWNED

naugthygUrL · 04-16-2005, 08:56 AM

hahaha..lmao

Spunky · 04-16-2005, 08:58 AM

Har har...funny shit

HpicAnn · 04-16-2005, 08:59 AM

Lol

vicki · 04-16-2005, 09:11 AM

hahahaha classic, thanks for the grinz

Barefootsies · 04-16-2005, 09:14 AM

MUWUHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Good one.

tungsten · 04-16-2005, 09:16 AM

funny

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riosluts Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,250	Hahahahhahahahhaha i just had to post this Ok this is from an actual court stenograph Question: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? > Response: No. > Question: Did you check for blood pressure? > Response: No. > Question: Did you check for breathing? > Response: No. > Question: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? > Response: No. > Question:* How can you be so sure, Doctor? > Response: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. > Question:* But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? > Response: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive > and practicing law somewhere. __________________

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