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Ok this is from an actual court stenograph

*Question:* Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
> *Response:* No.
> *Question:* Did you check for blood pressure?
> *Response:* No.
> *Question:* Did you check for breathing?
> *Response:* No.
> *Question:* So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
> *Response:* No.
> Question:* How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> *Response:* Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> Question:* But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
> *Response:* Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive
> and practicing law somewhere.

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