Hahahahhahahahhaha i just had to post this
 

Ok this is from an actual court stenograph

*Question:* Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
> *Response:* No.
> *Question:* Did you check for blood pressure?
> *Response:* No.
> *Question:* Did you check for breathing?
> *Response:* No.
> *Question:* So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
> *Response:* No.
> Question:* How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> *Response:* Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> Question:* But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
> *Response:* Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive
> and practicing law somewhere.

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hahaha that was good

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i second this emotion :1orglaugh

hehe thanks for the laugh :)

lolz :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol that made my day

lol, funny cause its true...

oh man, it tooks me a couple minutes to get it.

good :thumbsup

lol thats some funny shit!

ouch i shouldnt have laughed so hard i nearly ripped my stitches out!!

Lol!! big thx :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

old but still good :thumbsup :1orglaugh

btw, this gfy design sucks imho :pimp

OWNED :glugglug

hahaha..lmao

Har har...funny shit :1orglaugh

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hahahaha classic, thanks for the grinz

MUWUHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Good one.

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funny :1orglaugh