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04-15-2005, 06:42 AM
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My neighbor never walks her dogs...just lets them out.
There is dog shit all over her backyard. Since our yards are small and adjoined, it's smelling mine up too. I can't even have people over for a cookout without them noticing.
What should I do about this? I'm afraid to openly confront her because she has two delinquent sons who might firebomb my car or something. |
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04-15-2005, 06:43 AM
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outsource shitting webmasters to take a dump in her yard, duh!
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04-15-2005, 06:43 AM
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Shit in her yard....
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04-15-2005, 06:44 AM
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sleep with her
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04-15-2005, 06:45 AM
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04-15-2005, 06:52 AM
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Bad meat usually works good! As for the dogs............
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04-15-2005, 07:19 AM
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scoop it up and dump it on her lawn and tell her that this belongs to her dog and you are not a sanitation dept. |
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04-15-2005, 07:28 AM
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Fucked if I know
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Kinda makes you wonder what the inside of her house looks like.
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04-15-2005, 07:33 AM
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"Post it on GFY" wouldnt be top of my list, just talk to her
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04-15-2005, 07:35 AM
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move out the ghetto
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04-15-2005, 07:38 AM
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Tell her that her yard smells like shit!!! I'm sure there is some local ordinance about it. You just have to find it and report her ince you don't seem to want to just talk to her.
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04-15-2005, 07:40 AM
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04-15-2005, 09:00 AM
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put up your own fence. 6 or 8 ft fence should work. Nice wood one. call the cops and tell em to tell her to pick up her dogs shit
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04-15-2005, 09:03 AM
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kill her
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04-15-2005, 09:04 AM
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ask her to scoop the poop..you never know..she may happily agree
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04-15-2005, 09:14 AM
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Over dog shit? wow... you must be fun to have around |
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04-15-2005, 02:04 PM
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Most cities have a dog leash law. You can't let your dogs run free. Just call the cops.
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04-15-2005, 02:12 PM
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in what hell hole do you live that people have to have their dogs on a leach in their own backyard ? ?? ? |
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04-15-2005, 03:34 PM
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If there is a local branch of the ASPCA in your town, call them and register a complaint. They will contact her, because not providing sanitary conditions for animals to live/play in, is also considered to be a form of abuse.
This would be the best way to deal with it, because your complaint will be kept confidential and she won't know 'for sure' who turned her in. She'll only know that she must keep her yard clean or lose her dogs to the ASPCA. |
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04-15-2005, 03:46 PM
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Deal with it, dog shit is natural. I got two dogs that shit in my yard and if my neighbor has a problem with it I'll be out there with rubber gloves and a wrist rocket bombing their house and car with the dog shit.
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04-15-2005, 03:48 PM
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speaking of dogs makes me hungry
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04-16-2005, 06:19 AM
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There sure is alot of funny tards in this thread, lol.
Edit: buy some rats and dump it in her hard. (they're cheap)
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04-16-2005, 06:45 AM
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try to give them some poison
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04-16-2005, 06:52 AM
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My dogs go in my yard.....I thought that was what you were supposed to do?
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04-16-2005, 06:59 AM
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collect all the dog shit, put it in a paper bag. put the bag on your neighbors front step, spray the bag with a little gasoline. light the bag on fire, then knock on the door and run.
this works good I done it as a kid. some fun when they try to step on it to put out the fire. make sure the shit is the fresh, wet mushy kind, that works the best. when they step on it they will slip and fall, now they have shit on their foot and ass and they are on fire, and oh yes, they also smell like shit. |
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04-16-2005, 07:01 AM
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small and adjoined yards makes me think condo or townhouse. we have a townhouse with small yards with fences between. i would file a complaint with your condo association if you have one. they will contact her...or the owner, if she's a renter.
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04-16-2005, 07:12 AM
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yeh give her one and tell her about it..
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