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kosta 04-15-2005 06:42 AM

My neighbor never walks her dogs...just lets them out.
 
There is dog shit all over her backyard. Since our yards are small and adjoined, it's smelling mine up too. I can't even have people over for a cookout without them noticing.

What should I do about this? I'm afraid to openly confront her because she has two delinquent sons who might firebomb my car or something.

hydro 04-15-2005 06:43 AM

outsource shitting webmasters to take a dump in her yard, duh! :thumbsup

Hornydog4cooter 04-15-2005 06:43 AM

Shit in her yard....

sexyclicks 04-15-2005 06:44 AM

sleep with her

Froey Twe 04-15-2005 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hydro
outsource shitting webmasters to take a dump in her yard, duh! :thumbsup

ROFL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ezrydn 04-15-2005 06:52 AM

Bad meat usually works good! As for the dogs............

Cassie 04-15-2005 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kosta
There is dog shit all over her backyard. Since our yards are small and adjoined, it's smelling mine up too. I can't even have people over for a cookout without them noticing.

What should I do about this? I'm afraid to openly confront her because she has two delinquent sons who might firebomb my car or something.


scoop it up and dump it on her lawn and tell her that this belongs to her dog and you are not a sanitation dept.

Tala 04-15-2005 07:28 AM

Kinda makes you wonder what the inside of her house looks like.

evanmorgan 04-15-2005 07:33 AM

"Post it on GFY" wouldnt be top of my list, just talk to her

Fake Nick 04-15-2005 07:35 AM

move out the ghetto

DateDoc 04-15-2005 07:38 AM

Tell her that her yard smells like shit!!! I'm sure there is some local ordinance about it. You just have to find it and report her ince you don't seem to want to just talk to her. :Oh crap

Fred Quimby 04-15-2005 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassie
scoop it up and dump it on her lawn and tell her that this belongs to her dog and you are not a sanitation dept.

errrrr,,,it is on her lawn :Oh crap

Sosa 04-15-2005 09:00 AM

put up your own fence. 6 or 8 ft fence should work. Nice wood one. call the cops and tell em to tell her to pick up her dogs shit :)

Greg Jacobson 04-15-2005 09:03 AM

kill her

The Bootyologist 04-15-2005 09:04 AM

ask her to scoop the poop..you never know..she may happily agree

Inde 04-15-2005 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa
call the cops and tell em to tell her to pick up her dogs shit :)

:1orglaugh

Over dog shit? wow... you must be fun to have around

dooglas 04-15-2005 02:04 PM

Most cities have a dog leash law. You can't let your dogs run free. Just call the cops. :)

Fake Nick 04-15-2005 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dooglas
Most cities have a dog leash law. You can't let your dogs run free. Just call the cops. :)



in what hell hole do you live that people have to have their dogs on a leach in their own backyard ? ?? ? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Deb 04-15-2005 03:34 PM

If there is a local branch of the ASPCA in your town, call them and register a complaint. They will contact her, because not providing sanitary conditions for animals to live/play in, is also considered to be a form of abuse.

This would be the best way to deal with it, because your complaint will be kept confidential and she won't know 'for sure' who turned her in. She'll only know that she must keep her yard clean or lose her dogs to the ASPCA. :thumbsup

SuckOnThis 04-15-2005 03:46 PM

Deal with it, dog shit is natural. I got two dogs that shit in my yard and if my neighbor has a problem with it I'll be out there with rubber gloves and a wrist rocket bombing their house and car with the dog shit.

HughJardon 04-15-2005 03:48 PM

speaking of dogs makes me hungry

emthree 04-16-2005 06:19 AM

There sure is alot of funny tards in this thread, lol.
Edit: buy some rats and dump it in her hard. (they're cheap)

foxylady 04-16-2005 06:45 AM

try to give them some poison :1orglaugh

Peaches 04-16-2005 06:52 AM

My dogs go in my yard.....I thought that was what you were supposed to do?

sumphatpimp 04-16-2005 06:59 AM

collect all the dog shit, put it in a paper bag. put the bag on your neighbors front step, spray the bag with a little gasoline. light the bag on fire, then knock on the door and run.
this works good I done it as a kid. some fun when they try to step on it to put out the fire.
make sure the shit is the fresh, wet mushy kind, that works the best.
when they step on it they will slip and fall, now they have shit on their foot and ass and they are on fire, and oh yes, they also smell like shit.

MandyBlake 04-16-2005 07:01 AM

small and adjoined yards makes me think condo or townhouse. we have a townhouse with small yards with fences between. i would file a complaint with your condo association if you have one. they will contact her...or the owner, if she's a renter.

Satisfaction 04-16-2005 07:12 AM

yeh give her one and tell her about it..


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