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collect all the dog shit, put it in a paper bag. put the bag on your neighbors front step, spray the bag with a little gasoline. light the bag on fire, then knock on the door and run.
this works good I done it as a kid. some fun when they try to step on it to put out the fire.
make sure the shit is the fresh, wet mushy kind, that works the best.
when they step on it they will slip and fall, now they have shit on their foot and ass and they are on fire, and oh yes, they also smell like shit.
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