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Sarah_Jayne · 04-14-2005, 08:42 AM

If you had the chance to have one thing you could learn Matrix style..where you could just download it what would it be. I am thinking industry related here. Most of us have our own areas of the biz we know pretty well but then there are other areas we are pretty clueless in and have to pay others to do.

For me it would be php, etc since I am totally clueless on it and am developing a bit of a complex about it. What one skill would you download?

Tala · 04-14-2005, 08:44 AM

Obtaining and manipulating traffic

Jakke PNG · 04-14-2005, 08:44 AM

I'd download a fucking gorgeous female body for myself and make a single girl site.

Jakke PNG · 04-14-2005, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

Obtaining and manipulating traffic

Umm, yeah.. that too.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 04-14-2005, 08:47 AM

SEO

8 char

Furious_Female · 04-14-2005, 08:53 AM

I know everything already

hehe

ADL_JD · 04-14-2005, 08:55 AM

Networking the only skill one needs.

***

zentz · 04-14-2005, 08:58 AM

search engine optimization

eroswebmaster · 04-14-2005, 08:58 AM

Programming...specifically PHP.
Sure would help speed up so many things.

The Bootyologist · 04-14-2005, 09:03 AM

Trax · 04-14-2005, 09:06 AM

spamming and toolbar scamming

BlueWire · 04-14-2005, 09:09 AM

Well...maybe a little PHP, a little CGI, a little photoshop...a little SEO.................................OH WAIT!!!!....I have people working for me that can do all that stuff!

...But in all seriousness. I used to be in your shoes sarah with the php so I picked it up a couple years back. I'm not as good with it as the rest of my team but I can build a shopping cart and membership site and some other "normal" uses for it....But when we built a ringtone system for the largest ringtone provider in the world....lets just say i handed it off to the experts

BlueWire · 04-14-2005, 09:12 AM

actually....

Analingus! Always wanted to be a pro at that!

Thomas1007 · 04-14-2005, 09:15 AM

php

LauraLee · 04-14-2005, 09:17 AM

Programming.

BastarD · 04-14-2005, 09:19 AM

how to convert japanese traffic

mortenb · 04-14-2005, 09:19 AM

I think I would learn some sort of creative writing. I need to get better at writing sales texts..

BT · 04-14-2005, 09:20 AM

I would like to learn more about being a show model

iwantchixx · 04-14-2005, 09:21 AM

Managig traffic trades.

I severely SUCK at growing traffic on TGPs and link lists. I just can't seem to break the 3k a day barrier no matter what I do. Trade scripts are my waekest point by far. I just can't seem to figure out how to get and grow productive trades. That's why I sold my tgp/link list setup. I just couldn't manage to get it to grow.

I wish there was cookbook out there on traffic trades that actually gave more than just vague info.

DamageX · 04-14-2005, 09:22 AM

Learn how to be Lensman. No other skills needed after that.

DamageX · 04-14-2005, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by iwantchixx

I wish there was cookbook out there on traffic trades that actually gave more than just vague info.

There might be, soon. You must learn patience, young Jedi.

CJTraffic · 04-14-2005, 09:26 AM

SEO

I can hire programmers and designers to do the sites. But, if I knew SEO like some of these amazing guys do (XXXJay)...I'd be unstoppable.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-14-2005, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

I'd download a fucking gorgeous female body for myself and make a single girl site.

now I want to see the princess pic

Pretty_Lara · 04-14-2005, 09:34 AM

only smart

swedguy · 04-14-2005, 09:35 AM

Design... I suck at it

polish_aristocrat · 04-14-2005, 09:35 AM

actually i dont have any skills at all

Metalsound · 04-14-2005, 09:37 AM

SEO too
Video producer also may work

DutchTeenCash · 04-14-2005, 09:48 AM

yeah SEO, lots to earn in it, wish there was a decent guy/girl you could outsource it to, who doesnt charge an arm and a leg and then dissapears

Sarah_Jayne · 04-14-2005, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy

Design... I suck at it

now, now no need ..when there are some mighty fine designers around..

WiredGuy · 04-14-2005, 10:03 AM

hehe, i'm the opposite, I'd like to learn the tgp and gallery market

WG

PurrrsianPussyKat · 04-14-2005, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

Programming...specifically PHP.
Sure would help speed up so many things.

I'm so glad I live with a coder.
I just pay him in blow jobs.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-14-2005, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

hehe, i'm the opposite, I'd like to learn the tgp and gallery market

WG

well, with your knowledge that might be a pretty powerful combo.

NaughtyRob · 04-14-2005, 01:19 PM

It would definitely be PHP and database programming.

borked · 04-14-2005, 02:33 PM

As a professional programmer outside the industry, freelancing and teaching those until they learn their own way, the one skill I would love to learn is photography, since it can be applied to everything we live and breathe.

Everyone can snapshot, everyone can take good photos with the top-notch equipment, but it takes the master eye to bring the photo to life. Which is why it probably can never be learned :sigh:

WiredGuy · 04-14-2005, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

well, with your knowledge that might be a pretty powerful combo.

Exactly why I want to get into it. Not so much from owning a TGP point of view but gallery submissions and paid spots mixed with some SEO to really maximize adbuys.
WG

skillfull · 04-14-2005, 06:09 PM

perfect english

i'm not english native so i make a lot of grammar mistakes
I'm not so bad for someone who live in a french town where 99% of the people talk french, but when im with english people they dont seem to have difficulty to understand me, but its a fact, i make a lot of grammar mistakes when writing english ;)
it's bad for writing sales text

pxxx · 04-14-2005, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

Obtaining and manipulating traffic

How did you read my mind so fast?

Spunky · 04-14-2005, 06:11 PM

Programming for sure

Sosa · 04-14-2005, 06:11 PM

seo of course

04-14-2005, 06:13 PM

Well first of all I'd need a bigger dick...

wargames · 04-14-2005, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

Well first of all I'd need a bigger dick...

Let me teach you. j/k

Paul Markham · 04-14-2005, 10:02 PM

Not one of you has picked porn.

The ability to produce or recognise it. Most of the skills you have chosen are useless if you send the traffic to a site of bad porn.

Or maybe you all think it does not matter or you know it already

For me it would be tour design, I know the message I want to convey, just crap at getting it over.

SleazyDream · 04-14-2005, 10:31 PM

listening to the advise of andrew conru more

Sarah_Jayne · 04-15-2005, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by charly

Not one of you has picked porn.

The ability to produce or recognise it. Most of the skills you have chosen are useless if you send the traffic to a site of bad porn.

Or maybe you all think it does not matter or you know it already

For me it would be tour design, I know the message I want to convey, just crap at getting it over.

Well, i am happy for someone else to produce the porn. I guess I feel like my job is marketing a product and I want to be able to do that better.

EddiePulp · 04-15-2005, 06:05 AM

HTML and Coding skills are OK here. Would like better Photoshop skills.

detoxed · 04-15-2005, 06:13 AM

i wish i could program like a badass

Za Ha · 04-15-2005, 07:28 AM

Be able to program like Tim from UCJ and the guys who made the Krawl.com script for pichunter

MacDaddyPlaya · 04-15-2005, 08:11 AM

SEO, nothing better than FREE traffic

04-14-2005, 08:42 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	If you could learn one skill in the industry that you don't know what would it be? If you had the chance to have one thing you could learn Matrix style..where you could just download it what would it be. I am thinking industry related here. Most of us have our own areas of the biz we know pretty well but then there are other areas we are pretty clueless in and have to pay others to do. For me it would be php, etc since I am totally clueless on it and am developing a bit of a complex about it. What one skill would you download?

04-14-2005, 08:44 AM	#2
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BlueWire Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,628	Well...maybe a little PHP, a little CGI, a little photoshop...a little SEO.................................OH WAIT!!!!....I have people working for me that can do all that stuff! ...But in all seriousness. I used to be in your shoes sarah with the php so I picked it up a couple years back. I'm not as good with it as the rest of my team but I can build a shopping cart and membership site and some other "normal" uses for it....But when we built a ringtone system for the largest ringtone provider in the world....lets just say i handed it off to the experts

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	Managig traffic trades. I severely SUCK at growing traffic on TGPs and link lists. I just can't seem to break the 3k a day barrier no matter what I do. Trade scripts are my waekest point by far. I just can't seem to figure out how to get and grow productive trades. That's why I sold my tgp/link list setup. I just couldn't manage to get it to grow. I wish there was cookbook out there on traffic trades that actually gave more than just vague info.

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04-14-2005, 10:02 PM	#42
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Not one of you has picked porn. The ability to produce or recognise it. Most of the skills you have chosen are useless if you send the traffic to a site of bad porn. Or maybe you all think it does not matter or you know it already For me it would be tour design, I know the message I want to convey, just crap at getting it over. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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04-15-2005, 06:05 AM	#45
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