If you could learn one skill in the industry that you don't know what would it be?
 

If you had the chance to have one thing you could learn Matrix style..where you could just download it what would it be. I am thinking industry related here. Most of us have our own areas of the biz we know pretty well but then there are other areas we are pretty clueless in and have to pay others to do.

For me it would be php, etc since I am totally clueless on it and am developing a bit of a complex about it. What one skill would you download?

Obtaining and manipulating traffic

I'd download a fucking gorgeous female body for myself and make a single girl site.

Umm, yeah.. that too.

SEO :)

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I know everything already :)

hehe

Networking the only skill one needs.

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search engine optimization

Programming...specifically PHP.
Sure would help speed up so many things.

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spamming and toolbar scamming :)

Well...maybe a little PHP, a little CGI, a little photoshop...a little SEO.................................OH WAIT!!!!....I have people working for me that can do all that stuff! :winkwink:



...But in all seriousness. I used to be in your shoes sarah with the php so I picked it up a couple years back. I'm not as good with it as the rest of my team but I can build a shopping cart and membership site and some other "normal" uses for it....But when we built a ringtone system for the largest ringtone provider in the world....lets just say i handed it off to the experts :1orglaugh

actually....



Analingus! Always wanted to be a pro at that! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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php
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Programming.

how to convert japanese traffic

I think I would learn some sort of creative writing. I need to get better at writing sales texts..

I would like to learn more about being a show model

Managig traffic trades.

I severely SUCK at growing traffic on TGPs and link lists. I just can't seem to break the 3k a day barrier no matter what I do. Trade scripts are my waekest point by far. I just can't seem to figure out how to get and grow productive trades. That's why I sold my tgp/link list setup. I just couldn't manage to get it to grow.

I wish there was cookbook out there on traffic trades that actually gave more than just vague info.

Learn how to be Lensman. No other skills needed after that. :1orglaugh

There might be, soon. You must learn patience, young Jedi. :winkwink:

SEO

I can hire programmers and designers to do the sites. But, if I knew SEO like some of these amazing guys do (XXXJay)...I'd be unstoppable.

now I want to see the princess pic

only smart

Design... I suck at it :)

actually i dont have any skills at all

SEO too
Video producer also may work

yeah SEO, lots to earn in it, wish there was a decent guy/girl you could outsource it to, who doesnt charge an arm and a leg and then dissapears

now, now no need ..when there are some mighty fine designers around.. :winkwink: :1orglaugh

hehe, i'm the opposite, I'd like to learn the tgp and gallery market :)
WG

I'm so glad I live with a coder.
I just pay him in blow jobs. :thumbsup

well, with your knowledge that might be a pretty powerful combo.

It would definitely be PHP and database programming.

As a professional programmer outside the industry, freelancing and teaching those until they learn their own way, the one skill I would love to learn is photography, since it can be applied to everything we live and breathe.

Everyone can snapshot, everyone can take good photos with the top-notch equipment, but it takes the master eye to bring the photo to life. Which is why it probably can never be learned :sigh:

Exactly why I want to get into it. Not so much from owning a TGP point of view but gallery submissions and paid spots mixed with some SEO to really maximize adbuys.
WG

perfect english

i'm not english native so i make a lot of grammar mistakes
I'm not so bad for someone who live in a french town where 99% of the people talk french, but when im with english people they dont seem to have difficulty to understand me, but its a fact, i make a lot of grammar mistakes when writing english ;)
it's bad for writing sales text

How did you read my mind so fast?

Programming for sure

seo of course

Well first of all I'd need a bigger dick...

Let me teach you. j/k :1orglaugh

Not one of you has picked porn. :1orglaugh

The ability to produce or recognise it. Most of the skills you have chosen are useless if you send the traffic to a site of bad porn.

Or maybe you all think it does not matter or you know it already :1orglaugh

For me it would be tour design, I know the message I want to convey, just crap at getting it over.

listening to the advise of andrew conru more

Well, i am happy for someone else to produce the porn. I guess I feel like my job is marketing a product and I want to be able to do that better.

HTML and Coding skills are OK here. Would like better Photoshop skills.

i wish i could program like a badass

Be able to program like Tim from UCJ and the guys who made the Krawl.com script for pichunter :)

SEO, nothing better than FREE traffic