Anyone have experience injecting a microchip into a cat? - GoFuckYourself.com

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 08:07 PM

Gotta have this done for the move to Maui this summer... but jesus... I don't have any idea how one accomplishes such a thing.

Ludedude · 01-04-2002, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
Gotta have this done for the move to Maui this summer... but jesus... I don't have any idea how one accomplishes such a thing.

I don't think it's a do it yourself sorta deal LOL. But check out the vet...they do that shit no problem. Me? I passed out when they stuck the needle up my nose

Slick · 01-04-2002, 08:14 PM

I've had to do that on a few occasions. The best thing to do is to take a hammer and hit them in the head a few times to knock them unconsious, once you get that far, you're golden, the rest is a breeze. The only thing that I hate is waiting for them to wake back up.

I've done it 6 times already, every one was a success planting the chip. The only thing is that I'm still waiting for 5 of those cats to wake back up, they must be really tired or something.

Ludedude · 01-04-2002, 08:15 PM

you can always try the rear-entry-injection method. They don't seem to mind that nearly as much

Naughty · 01-04-2002, 08:16 PM

What slick said works, on all small pets BTW!

Ludedude · 01-04-2002, 08:17 PM

Good point Naughty. I've done it with...umm to countless gerbils.

spacedog · 01-04-2002, 08:19 PM

Why would you need to hide a microchip inside a cat? It's maui..It's not like you have to go through customs or anything?

Ludedude · 01-04-2002, 08:20 PM

Dude, don't you get it? He's SMUGGLING the microchip into the country!

spacedog · 01-04-2002, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by Ludedude:
Dude, don't you get it? He's SMUGGLING the microchip into the country!

He's already in the US

Ludedude · 01-04-2002, 08:25 PM

You only think so, but I have it on very good authority that he's really on Mars!

Tanker · 01-04-2002, 08:45 PM

I have a microchip in my greyhound
he came that way though

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Ludedude · 01-04-2002, 08:46 PM

I bet your bus has more than one chip, unless it's a really old one from the 60's

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by spacedog:
Why would you need to hide a microchip inside a cat? It's maui..It's not like you have to go through customs or anything?

It's the rules man... all animals imported into Hawaii are required to have a microchip. Why? Hawaii is the only place on the planet that is Rabies Free. And they intend to keep it that way. So, not only is it the microship for tracking, but it's also a 120 day mandatory quarantine. It fuckin' sucks.

Ludedude · 01-04-2002, 08:49 PM

Im pretty sure the UK is also rabies free. they have the same quarantine shit over there. Too bad the cows didn't do so hot

TaDoW · 01-04-2002, 08:50 PM

another question .. why the fuck would you need to hide a microchip in a cat? it's maui .. it's not like the fuckin thing can go anywhere...

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Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by TaDoW:
another question .. why the fuck would you need to hide a microchip in a cat? it's maui .. it's not like the fuckin thing can go anywhere...

I didn't invent the rule man... I just gotta comply with it.

katiepants · 01-04-2002, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by Ludedude:
Im pretty sure the UK is also rabies free.

Australia is rabies free also.

Ludedude · 01-04-2002, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by katiepants:
Australia is rabies free also.

Yep, missed that one...of course you guys are so fucking far from anything, the rabies would have to make a hella trip to get there LOL

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 09:02 PM

Okay, my mistake. The only US State that is is rabies free, is what I should have said.

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 09:03 PM

got one too many is's in there...

Ludedude · 01-04-2002, 09:05 PM

you getting looped yet Amp?

playa · 01-04-2002, 09:07 PM

my cat can take care of herself,,, just have neighbor come to the house everyday and give her some food,,,,

i wish my dog was like that,, i have to take his ass to the kennel

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Ludedude · 01-04-2002, 09:07 PM

He's moving there Playa...I'd hate to have to come back every week to feed the cat LOL

Amputate Your Head · 01-04-2002, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by Ludedude:
you getting looped yet Amp?

Yet? I'm fuckin' hammered bro.

Ludedude · 01-04-2002, 09:10 PM

Waaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa I feel for ya

BruceM · 01-04-2002, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by Ludedude:
you can always try the rear-entry-injection method. They don't seem to mind that nearly as much

I heard boneprone performs this service for free!

tekart · 01-05-2002, 12:06 AM

Amp,

For what its worth...take my advice and take your cat(s) to a vet...I did it when I went to AZ a few years ago...

It's HELL-A easy and takes like 30-seconds for the vet to inject the chip behind the base of their head...in the same place where you'd pick a kitten up from...

Minor paperwork but WTF...and depending on what vet you see or go to...it's only a few bucks...shit..what am I say..you can afford it! LOL

Cool thing is if it ever gets lost...umm....the cat that is and not the chip...and get's picked up...they'll know where to send it back too...

Then again, if the facility the cat is taken too doesn't check for 'chips'...then you're RFUTA....

TekArt

Amputate Your Head · 01-05-2002, 12:16 AM

Yeah, I think the Vet is the best idea... it's required for Hawaii, so they'll be checkin' the chip as well as the paperwork... and the Vet's gotta be better than me tryin' to do it drunk with a tattoo needle.

tekart · 01-05-2002, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
Yeah, I think the Vet is the best idea... it's required for Hawaii, so they'll be checkin' the chip as well as the paperwork... and the Vet's gotta be better than me tryin' to do it drunk with a tattoo needle.

LOL!

Ted · 01-05-2002, 03:04 AM

I have a P100 chip around here somewhere I can let you use.

Wiseman · 12-15-2003, 03:32 AM

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01-04-2002, 08:07 PM	#1
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01-04-2002, 08:14 PM	#3
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I've had to do that on a few occasions. The best thing to do is to take a hammer and hit them in the head a few times to knock them unconsious, once you get that far, you're golden, the rest is a breeze. The only thing that I hate is waiting for them to wake back up. I've done it 6 times already, every one was a success planting the chip. The only thing is that I'm still waiting for 5 of those cats to wake back up, they must be really tired or something.

01-04-2002, 08:15 PM	#4
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	you can always try the rear-entry-injection method. They don't seem to mind that nearly as much

01-04-2002, 08:16 PM	#5
Naughty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 6,482	What slick said works, on all small pets BTW!

01-04-2002, 08:17 PM	#6
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Good point Naughty. I've done it with...umm to countless gerbils.

01-04-2002, 08:19 PM	#7
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	Why would you need to hide a microchip inside a cat? It's maui..It's not like you have to go through customs or anything?

01-04-2002, 08:20 PM	#8
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Dude, don't you get it? He's SMUGGLING the microchip into the country!

01-04-2002, 08:25 PM	#10
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	You only think so, but I have it on very good authority that he's really on Mars!

01-04-2002, 08:46 PM	#12
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	I bet your bus has more than one chip, unless it's a really old one from the 60's

01-04-2002, 08:49 PM	#14
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Im pretty sure the UK is also rabies free. they have the same quarantine shit over there. Too bad the cows didn't do so hot

01-04-2002, 08:50 PM	#15
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	another question .. why the fuck would you need to hide a microchip in a cat? it's maui .. it's not like the fuckin thing can go anywhere... ------------------ -TaDoW I'm really not anyone important...

01-04-2002, 09:02 PM	#19
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Okay, my mistake. The only US State that is is rabies free, is what I should have said.

01-04-2002, 09:03 PM	#20
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	got one too many is's in there...

01-04-2002, 09:05 PM	#21
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	you getting looped yet Amp?

01-04-2002, 09:07 PM	#22
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	my cat can take care of herself,,, just have neighbor come to the house everyday and give her some food,,,, i wish my dog was like that,, i have to take his ass to the kennel ------------------ www.NoBSdialer.com Sign up for Click Cash and Get a $50 free bonus Nice Clean Galleries

01-04-2002, 09:10 PM	#25
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Waaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa I feel for ya

01-05-2002, 12:06 AM	#27
tekart Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: somwhere in time... Posts: 368	Amp, For what its worth...take my advice and take your cat(s) to a vet...I did it when I went to AZ a few years ago... It's HELL-A easy and takes like 30-seconds for the vet to inject the chip behind the base of their head...in the same place where you'd pick a kitten up from... Minor paperwork but WTF...and depending on what vet you see or go to...it's only a few bucks...shit..what am I say..you can afford it! LOL Cool thing is if it ever gets lost...umm....the cat that is and not the chip...and get's picked up...they'll know where to send it back too... Then again, if the facility the cat is taken too doesn't check for 'chips'...then you're RFUTA.... TekArt

01-05-2002, 12:16 AM	#28
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Yeah, I think the Vet is the best idea... it's required for Hawaii, so they'll be checkin' the chip as well as the paperwork... and the Vet's gotta be better than me tryin' to do it drunk with a tattoo needle.

01-05-2002, 03:04 AM	#30
Ted Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 830	I have a P100 chip around here somewhere I can let you use.