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Amputate Your Head 01-04-2002 08:07 PM

Anyone have experience injecting a microchip into a cat?
 
Gotta have this done for the move to Maui this summer... but jesus... I don't have any idea how one accomplishes such a thing. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

Ludedude 01-04-2002 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
Gotta have this done for the move to Maui this summer... but jesus... I don't have any idea how one accomplishes such a thing. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif
I don't think it's a do it yourself sorta deal LOL. But check out the vet...they do that shit no problem. Me? I passed out when they stuck the needle up my nose http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Slick 01-04-2002 08:14 PM

I've had to do that on a few occasions. The best thing to do is to take a hammer and hit them in the head a few times to knock them unconsious, once you get that far, you're golden, the rest is a breeze. The only thing that I hate is waiting for them to wake back up.

I've done it 6 times already, every one was a success planting the chip. The only thing is that I'm still waiting for 5 of those cats to wake back up, they must be really tired or something.

Ludedude 01-04-2002 08:15 PM

you can always try the rear-entry-injection method. They don't seem to mind that nearly as much http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Naughty 01-04-2002 08:16 PM

What slick said works, on all small pets BTW!

Ludedude 01-04-2002 08:17 PM

Good point Naughty. I've done it with...umm to countless gerbils.

spacedog 01-04-2002 08:19 PM

Why would you need to hide a microchip inside a cat? It's maui..It's not like you have to go through customs or anything?

Ludedude 01-04-2002 08:20 PM

Dude, don't you get it? He's SMUGGLING the microchip into the country!

spacedog 01-04-2002 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by Ludedude:
Dude, don't you get it? He's SMUGGLING the microchip into the country!
He's already in the US http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Ludedude 01-04-2002 08:25 PM

You only think so, but I have it on very good authority that he's really on Mars!

Tanker 01-04-2002 08:45 PM

I have a microchip in my greyhound
he came that way though

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Ludedude 01-04-2002 08:46 PM

I bet your bus has more than one chip, unless it's a really old one from the 60's http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Amputate Your Head 01-04-2002 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by spacedog:
Why would you need to hide a microchip inside a cat? It's maui..It's not like you have to go through customs or anything?
It's the rules man... all animals imported into Hawaii are required to have a microchip. Why? Hawaii is the only place on the planet that is Rabies Free. And they intend to keep it that way. So, not only is it the microship for tracking, but it's also a 120 day mandatory quarantine. It fuckin' sucks.

Ludedude 01-04-2002 08:49 PM

Im pretty sure the UK is also rabies free. they have the same quarantine shit over there. Too bad the cows didn't do so hot http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

TaDoW 01-04-2002 08:50 PM

another question .. why the fuck would you need to hide a microchip in a cat? it's maui .. it's not like the fuckin thing can go anywhere...

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Amputate Your Head 01-04-2002 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by TaDoW:
another question .. why the fuck would you need to hide a microchip in a cat? it's maui .. it's not like the fuckin thing can go anywhere...


I didn't invent the rule man... I just gotta comply with it.


katiepants 01-04-2002 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude:
Im pretty sure the UK is also rabies free.
Australia is rabies free also.


Ludedude 01-04-2002 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by katiepants:
Australia is rabies free also.


Yep, missed that one...of course you guys are so fucking far from anything, the rabies would have to make a hella trip to get there LOL

Amputate Your Head 01-04-2002 09:02 PM

Okay, my mistake. The only US State that is is rabies free, is what I should have said.

Amputate Your Head 01-04-2002 09:03 PM

got one too many is's in there...

Ludedude 01-04-2002 09:05 PM

you getting looped yet Amp?

playa 01-04-2002 09:07 PM

my cat can take care of herself,,, just have neighbor come to the house everyday and give her some food,,,,

i wish my dog was like that,, i have to take his ass to the kennel

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Ludedude 01-04-2002 09:07 PM

He's moving there Playa...I'd hate to have to come back every week to feed the cat LOL

Amputate Your Head 01-04-2002 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by Ludedude:
you getting looped yet Amp?
Yet? I'm fuckin' hammered bro.


Ludedude 01-04-2002 09:10 PM

Waaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa I feel for ya http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

BruceM 01-04-2002 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by Ludedude:
you can always try the rear-entry-injection method. They don't seem to mind that nearly as much http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif
I heard boneprone performs this service for free!

tekart 01-05-2002 12:06 AM

Amp,

For what its worth...take my advice and take your cat(s) to a vet...I did it when I went to AZ a few years ago...

It's HELL-A easy and takes like 30-seconds for the vet to inject the chip behind the base of their head...in the same place where you'd pick a kitten up from...

Minor paperwork but WTF...and depending on what vet you see or go to...it's only a few bucks...shit..what am I say..you can afford it! LOL

Cool thing is if it ever gets lost...umm....the cat that is and not the chip...and get's picked up...they'll know where to send it back too...

Then again, if the facility the cat is taken too doesn't check for 'chips'...then you're RFUTA.... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

TekArt

Amputate Your Head 01-05-2002 12:16 AM

Yeah, I think the Vet is the best idea... it's required for Hawaii, so they'll be checkin' the chip as well as the paperwork... and the Vet's gotta be better than me tryin' to do it drunk with a tattoo needle.

tekart 01-05-2002 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
Yeah, I think the Vet is the best idea... it's required for Hawaii, so they'll be checkin' the chip as well as the paperwork... and the Vet's gotta be better than me tryin' to do it drunk with a tattoo needle.
LOL!

Ted 01-05-2002 03:04 AM

I have a P100 chip around here somewhere I can let you use.

Wiseman 12-15-2003 03:32 AM

SUCK IT


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