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Im going to a White Trash party, need suggestions!
Any ideas on what I should wear? I was thinkin a Poison concert wife beater and cut off shorts....help!
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tube top and daisy duke shorts
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BACON BACON BACON
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spandex shorts
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Off white tank top, no bra, with daisy dukes shorts. Big hair, lotsa big hair.
Do me a big favor too, take lots of pictures. Thanks. |
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lol my ass is too big for those..... ![]() gonna bring some Boone's Farm...what other drinks? |
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A white trash party? Who's hosting it and why?
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A friend of mine has it every year, just a themed, fun party....this is the first year Im going so Im havin a hard time figuring out what to wear... |
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Get some fake tat's.
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NP when I post pics of mine I get called white trash so it sould fit right in.
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Do people who live in trailer parks get offended by this?
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Bring your uncle as your date!!
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Viva la vulva!
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To be authenic, Daddy should be your date.
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you guys are awesome, these are crackin me up...great ideas!
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The one and only!
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lol awesome...have a great time.
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whatever you do, make sure you have mustard stains on all your clothes before you go out. Grease/Mustard stains is going to be KEY to fitting in.
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Mark sure you part your hair in the middle and feather the sides, overpluck your brows and draw a thin line, and get a really gross fake tan
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How about actually going as white trash....dress in white and cut holes in a clear trash bag for arms and legs and fill with crushed paper (trash) or any other clean trash from your trash can!
My hubby and I did this for halloween one year, I wore my hair in curlers, blacked out a tooth, puffed a cigarette all night. It got great laughs!
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russ martin is throwing another big one?
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Make sure you go barefoot.
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make sure to bring some thunderbirds, md 2020, and a forty ounce of your choice. oh oh, can't forget the liquid crack Cisco. Yummy!
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Ah White Trash, what a great culture.
Watch Joe Dirt for suggestions, but there have been some great ones in here. I see that you mentioned that your ass was too big for Spandex? What? I think you're missing the point of the White Trash look, if you're rear is a bit larger than you'd like that's the perfect fit for spandex shorts. One of the most perfect White Trash T-Shirts is a "florida" shirt that you buy at a Rest Stop at 5 for $10. Big hair is a go. Think Bon Jovi. Basically, think 1986 and take 3 years off of it. Napoleon Dynamite is a good basis for White Trash style too. Watch a few episodes of COPS for other suggestions. |
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Just bring your normal self and you should fit right in.
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this thread is making my day! thank you sooooo much for all your suggestions! Im def going barefoot...was thinking high ponytail with a big scrunchie for my hair and lightning bolt earings if i can find them....cut off daisy dukes...gotta figure out the top tho...
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Daddy's girl's always wear nice lipstick so they can show off their pretty mouths
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hmmm well cut off overalls and a tank top could do
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can I come to the white trash party? Holla acha boy, let me know whaddup. If so , at the next 'broke ass nigga' party we have, i'll be sure you get an invite.
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Dont forget your summer teeth..some are there, some are not!!!!
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Just get a mullet wig and wear whatever the hell you want to.
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Dress Like Ellie May. Be sure to have a rope holding up your pants and be sure to bring your cider jug
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Purple sweat pants with cig burns, a stained wifebeater, curlers and green jelly flip flops. DOn't forget the clip on costume jewelery and violet mascara.
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this thread has had me laughing alllll day, you guys are the best, thanks!
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What trash are people too, it's not nice to mock them
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So Fucking What
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Any shirt with an eagle and american flag on it
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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