EroticySteve

Ah White Trash, what a great culture.

Watch Joe Dirt for suggestions, but there have been some great ones in here.

I see that you mentioned that your ass was too big for Spandex?

What? I think you're missing the point of the White Trash look, if you're rear is a bit larger than you'd like that's the perfect fit for spandex shorts.

One of the most perfect White Trash T-Shirts is a "florida" shirt that you buy at a Rest Stop at 5 for $10.

Big hair is a go. Think Bon Jovi.

Basically, think 1986 and take 3 years off of it. Napoleon Dynamite is a good basis for White Trash style too.

Watch a few episodes of COPS for other suggestions.

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