Im going to a White Trash party, need suggestions!
 

Any ideas on what I should wear? I was thinkin a Poison concert wife beater and cut off shorts....help!

tube top and daisy duke shorts

tube top is a great idea thanks!

spandex shorts

Off white tank top, no bra, with daisy dukes shorts. Big hair, lotsa big hair.

Do me a big favor too, take lots of pictures.

Thanks.

lol my ass is too big for those..... :1orglaugh

gonna bring some Boone's Farm...what other drinks?

A white trash party? Who's hosting it and why? :helpme

A friend of mine has it every year, just a themed, fun party....this is the first year Im going so Im havin a hard time figuring out what to wear...

Mad dog 20/20

Get some fake tat's.


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great idea!!

NP when I post pics of mine I get called white trash so it sould fit right in.


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Do people who live in trailer parks get offended by this?

Bring your uncle as your date!!
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I dont' know of any trailer parks in Boca Raton.

To be authenic, Daddy should be your date.

AWESOME!!!

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you guys are awesome, these are crackin me up...great ideas! :thumbsup

lol awesome...have a great time.

whatever you do, make sure you have mustard stains on all your clothes before you go out. Grease/Mustard stains is going to be KEY to fitting in.

definitely a unique concept. sounds like it will be fun.

Mark sure you part your hair in the middle and feather the sides, overpluck your brows and draw a thin line, and get a really gross fake tan

There are trailer parks in Boca Raton.

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How about actually going as white trash....dress in white and cut holes in a clear trash bag for arms and legs and fill with crushed paper (trash) or any other clean trash from your trash can!
My hubby and I did this for halloween one year, I wore my hair in curlers, blacked out a tooth, puffed a cigarette all night. It got great laughs!

very creative!!

russ martin is throwing another big one?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

?? Dont know him

Make sure you go barefoot.

definitely barefoot, maybe pregnant

make sure to bring some thunderbirds, md 2020, and a forty ounce of your choice. oh oh, can't forget the liquid crack Cisco. Yummy!

Ah White Trash, what a great culture.

Watch Joe Dirt for suggestions, but there have been some great ones in here.

I see that you mentioned that your ass was too big for Spandex?

What? I think you're missing the point of the White Trash look, if you're rear is a bit larger than you'd like that's the perfect fit for spandex shorts.

One of the most perfect White Trash T-Shirts is a "florida" shirt that you buy at a Rest Stop at 5 for $10.

Big hair is a go. Think Bon Jovi.

Basically, think 1986 and take 3 years off of it. Napoleon Dynamite is a good basis for White Trash style too.

Watch a few episodes of COPS for other suggestions.

Just bring your normal self and you should fit right in. :thumbsup

this thread is making my day! thank you sooooo much for all your suggestions! Im def going barefoot...was thinking high ponytail with a big scrunchie for my hair and lightning bolt earings if i can find them....cut off daisy dukes...gotta figure out the top tho...

Intresting. The closest I know of is on US1, in Delray.

Daddy's girl's always wear nice lipstick so they can show off their pretty mouths

Try Spencer Gifts in the mall, I am pretty sure they would have them :winkwink:

awesome, thanks so much :)

hmmm well cut off overalls and a tank top could do

can I come to the white trash party? Holla acha boy, let me know whaddup. If so , at the next 'broke ass nigga' party we have, i'll be sure you get an invite.


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Dont forget your summer teeth..some are there, some are not!!!!

Just get a mullet wig and wear whatever the hell you want to. :thumbsup

Dress Like Ellie May. Be sure to have a rope holding up your pants and be sure to bring your cider jug :1orglaugh

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~MA97/price/bhbye.jpg

Purple sweat pants with cig burns, a stained wifebeater, curlers and green jelly flip flops. DOn't forget the clip on costume jewelery and violet mascara.

this thread has had me laughing alllll day, you guys are the best, thanks!

Nice link dude. I set the guy with the soul glow around him as my desktop. :1orglaugh

What trash are people too, it's not nice to mock them :Oh crap

Any shirt with an eagle and american flag on it

The top is easy. Tube top with one of those Flashdance sweatshirts that you can rip off to flash the tube top at the appropriate moment.

If it's covered dish, make sure you take something made of Spam.

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