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Peter Romero · 04-01-2005, 11:25 PM

The other day an X friend of mine took a low blow at me to make himself feel better about himself & drew this cartoon of me. At first I was really pissed off, but then I felt sorry for this sick guy trying to put me down to feel somehow imaginarilly superior to me. Really, he just made himself look like an imature ass and I'm sure he has many excuses why he's justified in acting like a 12 year old. When in reality, he's just a depressed lonely under-achiever with penis envy that sits in the dark editing porn wishing his dick wasn't so small and he wasn't such a troll - that he could laid on camera too & get paid for it.

You see, I can relate, cause I have alot of experience being an outcast & misfit in my life. When I was in High School I was very skinny (125 lbs) and heavily into unpopular punk rock music, individual rebel sports like skateboarding, snowboarding, freestyle skiing, and bicycle road racing. I cut off all my hair and wore band shirts from "The Sex Pistols", The Clash", "FEAR", "The Dead Kenedy's" "The Circle Jerks" and "The Germs". I hung out with other outcast punks, derelicts, skaters, bar-room brawlers, criminals & street thugs. Coicedentally, as a survival tool, I learned to fight for what I believed in @ a very early age. Especially back in the late 70's and early 80's when I grew up in a suburbia jock school in Sacramento CA.

But, as Hollywood as the movies make it look - not following the crowd tends to force you into isolation alot... and so they invented the internet... and all the closet geeks came together as a comunity - to type. Oh, and look at pictures of naked chicks that were off fucking the captain of the football team that wasn't home on a Friday night, up all night, in the dark, typing to other keyboard warriors about what a fucking badass they are.. AND JERKING OFF TILL DAWN. I don't know, I could be wrong, but I'm only going by my own truthfull embarassing example.

So, who is your surfer? Is he (or she) the football jock or basketball star that is so handsome that he doesn't even have to try to get laid? The guy that women throw themselves at for thier autograph? Or, is he Rabi on the company credit card (I got one BTW) that joined your site from the TEMPLE because he is so sexually oppressed that he's rarely seen a naked girl? Or is he the band geek... that became a rock star that likes the anonimity of the world weird web to rub one out?

But... and a butt bigger than mine in this case, if over 60% of America is overweight - why are all porn studs young, buff, hairless & hung like a horse? how can the general population of porn consumer relate to that demographic? Are women on a large part really that shallow like us men? In my experience - NOT ON YOUR LIFE!!! ESPECIALLY THE SUPER HOT ONES!!!
How do I know? Because I've been super skinny, buff as fuck, and overweight. I've also been shallow, popular, a geek, a misfit, an outcast, hated & envied. But nothing got me laid more (on & off camera) that being cocky, funny, non-threatening & blazing the "I don't give a fuck if you like me or not" ATTITUDE!!! FAT, FIT, SKINNY, OR IN-BETWEEN!!!

So, don't sign up to my program - jerking off to porn is only for the popular, buff, rich, good looking perfect people. None of your traffic will ever relate to a regular slice of over 60% of America guy like me fucking hot young cheerleader types - cause it never happens. OK There's only 1 captain of each football team... who are the rest of the cheerleaders fucking? The big strong fat fucking linebackers like you and me who can protect them in a dark alley cause I aint never been mugged in my life. And I jerk off to porn, you got a problem with that? Kiss my credit card... and see my fucking sig.

galleryseek · 04-01-2005, 11:30 PM

that is too long bud.

Peter Romero · 04-01-2005, 11:31 PM

BTW - The most popular porn star in the world is Ron Jeremy. www.ronjeremy.com all the celebrities stop HIM to pose for pictures with him!

Spunky · 04-01-2005, 11:32 PM

You wear glasses?

Peter Romero · 04-01-2005, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek

that is too long bud.

Hey, I'm home on a Friday night while the captain of the cheerleading teams grows my baby in the other room. What else is going on? Party at your house? I'll bring the near beer.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-01-2005, 11:35 PM

Good rant.

BTW, who's the chick?

ADG Webmaster

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-01-2005, 11:36 PM

I wondered about that cartoon.

I saw it and thought woa,WTFC@!
But then again...

Maybe look at it with some amusement

It is funny and if a dude wearing glasses with a bhuda belly is gettin blown and doing his thing in the world...

Hell it could make some folks pretty damn jeolous of your life style

Peter Romero · 04-01-2005, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

You wear glasses?

Only unless I don't like the way you look. Or I don't feel like looking at anyone.

Spunky · 04-01-2005, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POV Porn guy

Only unless I don't like the way you look. Or I don't feel like looking at anyone.

Are they as thick as Coke bottles?

Peter Romero · 04-01-2005, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Good rant.

BTW, who's the chick?

ADG Webmaster

I don't know... the author was too chicken to name names. But it doesn't look like anyone on my site - cause if you've been inside the member's area - they are all SMILING!!!

Peter Romero · 04-01-2005, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

Are they as thick as Coke bottles?

No... not nearly as thick as Lensman's used to be.

mardigras · 04-01-2005, 11:47 PM

Good sales pitch

iwantchixx · 04-01-2005, 11:50 PM

Damn, that's kind of mean spirited of him. But hey, take it as a compliment, you don't see HIM getting his dick sucked there. You're the one getting it. Not him.

RRRED · 04-01-2005, 11:51 PM

What are you on?

rhon23 · 04-02-2005, 12:01 AM

I have seen the punk rock skating pics.

xclusive · 04-02-2005, 12:02 AM

That sucks man and just remember you are better than him and don't deal with that person anymore

Peter Romero · 04-02-2005, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

What are you on?

I think I'mon GFY but I better check my browser. Yup. GFY.

Peter Romero · 04-02-2005, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23

I have seen the punk rock skating pics.

I was like 120 pounds in those pix.

Chelsea Romero · 04-02-2005, 12:15 AM

Gigglin'

Peter Romero · 04-02-2005, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive

That sucks man and just remember you are better than him and don't deal with that person anymore

The captain of the cheerleading squad that's having my baby...

rhon23 · 04-02-2005, 12:21 AM

congrats on the babe...she is a cute girlie

Peter Romero · 04-02-2005, 12:23 AM

Me & Gene Ross www.********.com - the most respected porn journalist for the past 20 years once told me that I have made a huge posetive impact on the Adult industry and contributed greatly to the quality of talent. But what does he know? I'm just fat.

RAM · 04-02-2005, 12:31 AM

I like your site. It's really crazy how jealous people can be and how they go about showing it

Peter Romero · 04-02-2005, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAM

I like your site. It's really crazy how jealous people can be and how they go about showing it

Thanks bro. I got alot of www.povcash.com sign ups tonight too. Just cause I'm a fat fucker.

Oh... here's me entering the Clydesdale (over 200 lbs.) division of the Half Ironman in 1999

NaughtyRob · 04-02-2005, 12:34 AM

Well said. Here is to all the fat pov guys.

Jace · 04-02-2005, 12:39 AM

your sig is still broken

Peter Romero · 04-02-2005, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX

your sig is still broken

What's broken about it? It goes to www.povcash.com home of 120 Free Hosted Galleries of exclusive hot chicks that you cannot see doing hardcore anywhere else fucking a fat guy cause they couln't get any play. Oh... and see sig to promote a site that 60% of America can relate to. Even if my belly gets in the way sometimes.

Jace · 04-02-2005, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POV Porn guy

What's broken about it?

the images are red x's from where I sit

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-02-2005, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POV Porn guy

The captain of the cheerleading squad that's having my baby...

Woa wait!

HOLD THE FUCKEN PHONE!

POVPORNGUY is having a kid?

Congrats man!
Big time!

NaughtyRob · 04-02-2005, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX

the images are red x's from where I sit

They are showing up here.

Peter Romero · 04-02-2005, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX

the images are red x's from where I sit

Well get off yer laptop 286 with that dern dial up modem damnit it cannot handle my sig powers

BIGTYMER · 04-02-2005, 01:58 AM

Why did I click it...

alias · 04-02-2005, 02:20 AM

Do a % prepay [just in case your theory is flawed] and I'll test it for 10 joins or 4k hits [whichever comes first].. .

Then, we can all see how adipose sells!

Failing that, put it on your tour, ad, single page to join [thats how I'd be doing it] and post results!

aliasx 4T gmail.com

RedShoe · 04-02-2005, 02:35 AM

ok, I actually read that whole thing.. I don't get it. In the ICQ you sent me you said I was the smartest person in the industry... and I still don't get it.

All I understand is you don't want me to push your program and you used to wear cool shoes in highschool.

Steen2 · 04-02-2005, 02:48 AM

It sounds like this guy really struck a nerve with you or you still are hurt about your high school days.

Either way, from all the pictures you've posted (besides the cartoon) I don't see anyone who looks any worse than a "normal" person. Considering the "statistics" you posted (60% overweight in America) you're above average

maja · 04-02-2005, 01:41 PM

the sig shows up fine for me... and CONGRATS on the new baby to be!! Your wife is beautiful

Jace · 04-02-2005, 01:58 PM

all the same on the 5 computers in my house...just checked with a buddy too, fucked for him too...

i just figured it out...i am surfing from gfy.com and your hotlinking script is blocking gfy.com, but not gofuckyourself.com or gfyboard.com

04-01-2005, 11:25 PM	#1
Peter Romero Long time no happy ending Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 10,578	Don't click if you think surfers are young, in great shape & have HUGE COCKS!!! (pix) The other day an X friend of mine took a low blow at me to make himself feel better about himself & drew this cartoon of me. At first I was really pissed off, but then I felt sorry for this sick guy trying to put me down to feel somehow imaginarilly superior to me. Really, he just made himself look like an imature ass and I'm sure he has many excuses why he's justified in acting like a 12 year old. When in reality, he's just a depressed lonely under-achiever with penis envy that sits in the dark editing porn wishing his dick wasn't so small and he wasn't such a troll - that he could laid on camera too & get paid for it. You see, I can relate, cause I have alot of experience being an outcast & misfit in my life. When I was in High School I was very skinny (125 lbs) and heavily into unpopular punk rock music, individual rebel sports like skateboarding, snowboarding, freestyle skiing, and bicycle road racing. I cut off all my hair and wore band shirts from "The Sex Pistols", The Clash", "FEAR", "The Dead Kenedy's" "The Circle Jerks" and "The Germs". I hung out with other outcast punks, derelicts, skaters, bar-room brawlers, criminals & street thugs. Coicedentally, as a survival tool, I learned to fight for what I believed in @ a very early age. Especially back in the late 70's and early 80's when I grew up in a suburbia jock school in Sacramento CA. But, as Hollywood as the movies make it look - not following the crowd tends to force you into isolation alot... and so they invented the internet... and all the closet geeks came together as a comunity - to type. Oh, and look at pictures of naked chicks that were off fucking the captain of the football team that wasn't home on a Friday night, up all night, in the dark, typing to other keyboard warriors about what a fucking badass they are.. AND JERKING OFF TILL DAWN. I don't know, I could be wrong, but I'm only going by my own truthfull embarassing example. So, who is your surfer? Is he (or she) the football jock or basketball star that is so handsome that he doesn't even have to try to get laid? The guy that women throw themselves at for thier autograph? Or, is he Rabi on the company credit card (I got one BTW) that joined your site from the TEMPLE because he is so sexually oppressed that he's rarely seen a naked girl? Or is he the band geek... that became a rock star that likes the anonimity of the world weird web to rub one out? But... and a butt bigger than mine in this case, if over 60% of America is overweight - why are all porn studs young, buff, hairless & hung like a horse? how can the general population of porn consumer relate to that demographic? Are women on a large part really that shallow like us men? In my experience - NOT ON YOUR LIFE!!! ESPECIALLY THE SUPER HOT ONES!!! How do I know? Because I've been super skinny, buff as fuck, and overweight. I've also been shallow, popular, a geek, a misfit, an outcast, hated & envied. But nothing got me laid more (on & off camera) that being cocky, funny, non-threatening & blazing the "I don't give a fuck if you like me or not" ATTITUDE!!! FAT, FIT, SKINNY, OR IN-BETWEEN!!! So, don't sign up to my program - jerking off to porn is only for the popular, buff, rich, good looking perfect people. None of your traffic will ever relate to a regular slice of over 60% of America guy like me fucking hot young cheerleader types - cause it never happens. OK There's only 1 captain of each football team... who are the rest of the cheerleaders fucking? The big strong fat fucking linebackers like you and me who can protect them in a dark alley cause I aint never been mugged in my life. And I jerk off to porn, you got a problem with that? Kiss my credit card... and see my fucking sig. __________________ POVCash [email protected] See them all here: http://www.Petergirls.com

04-01-2005, 11:31 PM	#3
Peter Romero Long time no happy ending Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 10,578	BTW - The most popular porn star in the world is Ron Jeremy. www.ronjeremy.com all the celebrities stop HIM to pose for pictures with him! __________________ POVCash [email protected] See them all here: http://www.Petergirls.com

04-01-2005, 11:32 PM	#4
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04-01-2005, 11:35 PM	#6
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Good rant. BTW, who's the chick? ADG Webmaster __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

04-01-2005, 11:36 PM	#7
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	I wondered about that cartoon. I saw it and thought woa,WTFC@! But then again... Maybe look at it with some amusement It is funny and if a dude wearing glasses with a bhuda belly is gettin blown and doing his thing in the world... Hell it could make some folks pretty damn jeolous of your life style __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

04-01-2005, 11:30 PM	#2
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	that is too long bud.

04-01-2005, 11:47 PM	#12
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	Good sales pitch __________________ .

04-01-2005, 11:50 PM	#13
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	Damn, that's kind of mean spirited of him. But hey, take it as a compliment, you don't see HIM getting his dick sucked there. You're the one getting it. Not him.

04-01-2005, 11:51 PM	#14
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	What are you on?

04-02-2005, 12:01 AM	#15
rhon23 Rebel Girl Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Island Of Misfit Toys Posts: 3,264	I have seen the punk rock skating pics.

04-02-2005, 12:02 AM	#16
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	That sucks man and just remember you are better than him and don't deal with that person anymore __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

04-02-2005, 12:15 AM	#19
Chelsea Romero Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LA! Posts: 175	Gigglin'

04-02-2005, 12:21 AM	#21
rhon23 Rebel Girl Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Island Of Misfit Toys Posts: 3,264	congrats on the babe...she is a cute girlie

04-02-2005, 12:23 AM	#22
Peter Romero Long time no happy ending Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 10,578	Me & Gene Ross www.******.com - the most respected porn journalist for the past 20 years once told me that I have made a huge posetive impact on the Adult industry and contributed greatly to the quality of talent. But what does he know? I'm just fat. __________________ POVCash** [email protected] See them all here: http://www.Petergirls.com

04-02-2005, 12:31 AM	#23
RAM They're all hookers, but mom! Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Right now Shelby Twp MI Posts: 7,047	I like your site. It's really crazy how jealous people can be and how they go about showing it __________________ RAM Fucking Machines are like CASH MACHINES See RAM on these quality sites!! Rightofftheboat.com EuroBrideTryouts.com

04-02-2005, 12:34 AM	#25
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04-02-2005, 12:39 AM	#26
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	your sig is still broken

04-02-2005, 01:58 AM	#32
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	Why did I click it...

04-02-2005, 02:20 AM	#33
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	Do a % prepay [just in case your theory is flawed] and I'll test it for 10 joins or 4k hits [whichever comes first].. . Then, we can all see how adipose sells! Failing that, put it on your tour, ad, single page to join [thats how I'd be doing it] and post results! aliasx 4T gmail.com __________________ https://porncorporation.com

04-02-2005, 02:35 AM	#34
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	ok, I actually read that whole thing.. I don't get it. In the ICQ you sent me you said I was the smartest person in the industry... and I still don't get it. All I understand is you don't want me to push your program and you used to wear cool shoes in highschool. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

04-02-2005, 02:48 AM	#35
Steen2 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 7,662	It sounds like this guy really struck a nerve with you or you still are hurt about your high school days. Either way, from all the pictures you've posted (besides the cartoon) I don't see anyone who looks any worse than a "normal" person. Considering the "statistics" you posted (60% overweight in America) you're above average __________________ ICQ: 2262.73945

04-02-2005, 01:41 PM	#36
maja Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dirty D is my human bong! Posts: 868	the sig shows up fine for me... and CONGRATS on the new baby to be!! Your wife is beautiful __________________ FETISH SITES PAYS ME WELL! DOES IT PAY YOU TOO? If you're in vancouver / westcoast stop by here! ~~~zombiegirl~~ I've made out with Dwreck, have you?

04-02-2005, 01:58 PM	#37
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	all the same on the 5 computers in my house...just checked with a buddy too, fucked for him too... i just figured it out...i am surfing from gfy.com and your hotlinking script is blocking gfy.com, but not gofuckyourself.com or gfyboard.com