Don't click if you think surfers are young, in great shape & have HUGE COCKS!!! (pix)
 

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The other day an X friend of mine took a low blow at me to make himself feel better about himself & drew this cartoon of me. At first I was really pissed off, but then I felt sorry for this sick guy trying to put me down to feel somehow imaginarilly superior to me. Really, he just made himself look like an imature ass and I'm sure he has many excuses why he's justified in acting like a 12 year old. When in reality, he's just a depressed lonely under-achiever with penis envy that sits in the dark editing porn wishing his dick wasn't so small and he wasn't such a troll - that he could laid on camera too & get paid for it.

You see, I can relate, cause I have alot of experience being an outcast & misfit in my life. When I was in High School I was very skinny (125 lbs) and heavily into unpopular punk rock music, individual rebel sports like skateboarding, snowboarding, freestyle skiing, and bicycle road racing. I cut off all my hair and wore band shirts from "The Sex Pistols", The Clash", "FEAR", "The Dead Kenedy's" "The Circle Jerks" and "The Germs". I hung out with other outcast punks, derelicts, skaters, bar-room brawlers, criminals & street thugs. Coicedentally, as a survival tool, I learned to fight for what I believed in @ a very early age. Especially back in the late 70's and early 80's when I grew up in a suburbia jock school in Sacramento CA.

But, as Hollywood as the movies make it look - not following the crowd tends to force you into isolation alot... and so they invented the internet... and all the closet geeks came together as a comunity - to type. Oh, and look at pictures of naked chicks that were off fucking the captain of the football team that wasn't home on a Friday night, up all night, in the dark, typing to other keyboard warriors about what a fucking badass they are.. AND JERKING OFF TILL DAWN. I don't know, I could be wrong, but I'm only going by my own truthfull embarassing example.

So, who is your surfer? Is he (or she) the football jock or basketball star that is so handsome that he doesn't even have to try to get laid? The guy that women throw themselves at for thier autograph? Or, is he Rabi on the company credit card (I got one BTW) that joined your site from the TEMPLE because he is so sexually oppressed that he's rarely seen a naked girl? Or is he the band geek... that became a rock star that likes the anonimity of the world weird web to rub one out?

But... and a butt bigger than mine in this case, if over 60% of America is overweight - why are all porn studs young, buff, hairless & hung like a horse? how can the general population of porn consumer relate to that demographic? Are women on a large part really that shallow like us men? In my experience - NOT ON YOUR LIFE!!! ESPECIALLY THE SUPER HOT ONES!!!
How do I know? Because I've been super skinny, buff as fuck, and overweight. I've also been shallow, popular, a geek, a misfit, an outcast, hated & envied. But nothing got me laid more (on & off camera) that being cocky, funny, non-threatening & blazing the "I don't give a fuck if you like me or not" ATTITUDE!!! FAT, FIT, SKINNY, OR IN-BETWEEN!!!

So, don't sign up to my program - jerking off to porn is only for the popular, buff, rich, good looking perfect people. None of your traffic will ever relate to a regular slice of over 60% of America guy like me fucking hot young cheerleader types - cause it never happens. OK There's only 1 captain of each football team... who are the rest of the cheerleaders fucking? The big strong fat fucking linebackers like you and me who can protect them in a dark alley cause I aint never been mugged in my life. And I jerk off to porn, you got a problem with that? Kiss my credit card... and see my fucking sig.

that is too long bud.

BTW - The most popular porn star in the world is Ron Jeremy. www.ronjeremy.com all the celebrities stop HIM to pose for pictures with him!

You wear glasses?

Hey, I'm home on a Friday night while the captain of the cheerleading teams grows my baby in the other room. What else is going on? Party at your house? I'll bring the near beer.

Good rant.

BTW, who's the chick?

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I wondered about that cartoon.

I saw it and thought woa,WTFC@!
But then again...

Maybe look at it with some amusement:) It is funny and if a dude wearing glasses with a bhuda belly is gettin blown and doing his thing in the world...

Hell it could make some folks pretty damn jeolous of your life style:)

Only unless I don't like the way you look. Or I don't feel like looking at anyone.

Are they as thick as Coke bottles?

I don't know... the author was too chicken to name names. But it doesn't look like anyone on my site - cause if you've been inside the member's area - they are all SMILING!!!

No... not nearly as thick as Lensman's used to be.

Good sales pitch
:upsidedow

Damn, that's kind of mean spirited of him. But hey, take it as a compliment, you don't see HIM getting his dick sucked there. You're the one getting it. Not him.

What are you on? :1orglaugh

I have seen the punk rock skating pics.

That sucks man and just remember you are better than him and don't deal with that person anymore

I think I'mon GFY but I better check my browser. Yup. GFY.

I was like 120 pounds in those pix.

http://l00075.myspace.com/00075/15/80/75520851_l.jpg

Gigglin'

The captain of the cheerleading squad that's having my baby...
http://l00075.myspace.com/00075/56/26/75526265_l.jpg

congrats on the babe...she is a cute girlie

Me & Gene Ross www.********.com - the most respected porn journalist for the past 20 years once told me that I have made a huge posetive impact on the Adult industry and contributed greatly to the quality of talent. But what does he know? I'm just fat. :1orglaugh

http://l00075.myspace.com/00075/58/92/75522985_l.jpg

I like your site. It's really crazy how jealous people can be and how they go about showing it :thumbsup

Thanks bro. I got alot of www.povcash.com sign ups tonight too. Just cause I'm a fat fucker.

Oh... here's me entering the Clydesdale (over 200 lbs.) division of the Half Ironman in 1999

http://l00075.myspace.com/00075/24/01/75521042_l.jpg

Well said. Here is to all the fat pov guys.
:thumbsup

your sig is still broken

What's broken about it? It goes to www.povcash.com home of 120 Free Hosted Galleries of exclusive hot chicks that you cannot see doing hardcore anywhere else fucking a fat guy cause they couln't get any play. Oh... and see sig to promote a site that 60% of America can relate to. Even if my belly gets in the way sometimes.

the images are red x's from where I sit

Woa wait!

HOLD THE FUCKEN PHONE!

POVPORNGUY is having a kid?

Congrats man!
Big time!

They are showing up here.

Well get off yer laptop 286 with that dern dial up modem damnit it cannot handle my sig powers

Why did I click it...

Do a % prepay [just in case your theory is flawed] and I'll test it for 10 joins or 4k hits [whichever comes first].. .

Then, we can all see how adipose sells! :1orglaugh

Failing that, put it on your tour, ad, single page to join [thats how I'd be doing it] and post results!

aliasx 4T gmail.com

:pimp

ok, I actually read that whole thing.. I don't get it. In the ICQ you sent me you said I was the smartest person in the industry... and I still don't get it.

All I understand is you don't want me to push your program and you used to wear cool shoes in highschool.

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:)

It sounds like this guy really struck a nerve with you or you still are hurt about your high school days.

Either way, from all the pictures you've posted (besides the cartoon) I don't see anyone who looks any worse than a "normal" person. Considering the "statistics" you posted (60% overweight in America) you're above average :)

the sig shows up fine for me... and CONGRATS on the new baby to be!! Your wife is beautiful

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all the same on the 5 computers in my house...just checked with a buddy too, fucked for him too...

i just figured it out...i am surfing from gfy.com and your hotlinking script is blocking gfy.com, but not gofuckyourself.com or gfyboard.com