Im 19, Am I Too Old For Michael Jackson ??? - GoFuckYourself.com

samsam · 03-28-2005, 12:22 PM

At 19, am I too old to become a friend of Michael Jackson at the neverland ranch? I dont mind sharing his room as its just charming, he gives milk and cookies. Its sweet, its charming.

I'll call him daddy too but when im sleeping, ill keep one eye open to see if he's fumbling with my jangly bits.

If he does, im looking for a $4 mill settlement.

Babaganoosh · 03-28-2005, 12:23 PM

You're way too old. If there is grass on the field, he doesn't want to play ball.

The Bootyologist · 03-28-2005, 12:23 PM

yes you are

sorry

samsam · 03-28-2005, 12:25 PM

FUCK YOU

Dont tell me that crap. If Michael Jackson takes me to neverland ranch, ill be sure to save "that dress" for obvious DNA material.

Babagirls · 03-28-2005, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

if there is grass on the field, he doesn't want to play ball.

thats so wrong

Big Red Machine · 03-28-2005, 12:29 PM

10 years too late ,start playing the lottery kid

samsam · 03-28-2005, 12:32 PM

FUCK YOU MAN

MJ will be fun to hang out with. Im not just after the money. Its sweet, its charming. We would have milk and cookies and he would read bedtime stories.

Failing that, I would like for Thomas Mesereau to join us in bed so MJ can read us both excerpts from "Jackson And The Beanstalk"

03-28-2005, 12:22 PM	#1
samsam So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fla Posts: 682	Im 19, Am I Too Old For Michael Jackson ??? At 19, am I too old to become a friend of Michael Jackson at the neverland ranch? I dont mind sharing his room as its just charming, he gives milk and cookies. Its sweet, its charming. I'll call him daddy too but when im sleeping, ill keep one eye open to see if he's fumbling with my jangly bits. If he does, im looking for a $4 mill settlement.

03-28-2005, 12:23 PM	#2
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	You're way too old. If there is grass on the field, he doesn't want to play ball. __________________ I like pie.

03-28-2005, 12:29 PM	#6
Big Red Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: XXXBigRed@Twitter Posts: 9,586	10 years too late ,start playing the lottery kid __________________ ICQ:475437214

03-28-2005, 12:23 PM	#3
The Bootyologist So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: m00dville Posts: 2,912	yes you are sorry

03-28-2005, 12:25 PM	#4
samsam So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fla Posts: 682	FUCK YOU Dont tell me that crap. If Michael Jackson takes me to neverland ranch, ill be sure to save "that dress" for obvious DNA material.

03-28-2005, 12:32 PM	#7
samsam So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fla Posts: 682	FUCK YOU MAN MJ will be fun to hang out with. Im not just after the money. Its sweet, its charming. We would have milk and cookies and he would read bedtime stories. Failing that, I would like for Thomas Mesereau to join us in bed so MJ can read us both excerpts from "Jackson And The Beanstalk"