Im 19, Am I Too Old For Michael Jackson ???
 

At 19, am I too old to become a friend of Michael Jackson at the neverland ranch? I dont mind sharing his room as its just charming, he gives milk and cookies. Its sweet, its charming.

I'll call him daddy too but when im sleeping, ill keep one eye open to see if he's fumbling with my jangly bits.

If he does, im looking for a $4 mill settlement.

You're way too old. If there is grass on the field, he doesn't want to play ball.

yes you are

sorry

FUCK YOU :321GFY

Dont tell me that crap. If Michael Jackson takes me to neverland ranch, ill be sure to save "that dress" for obvious DNA material.

thats so wrong :1orglaugh

10 years too late ,start playing the lottery kid

FUCK YOU MAN :321GFY

MJ will be fun to hang out with. Im not just after the money. Its sweet, its charming. We would have milk and cookies and he would read bedtime stories.

Failing that, I would like for Thomas Mesereau to join us in bed so MJ can read us both excerpts from "Jackson And The Beanstalk"