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samsam · 03-28-2005, 12:22 PM

At 19, am I too old to become a friend of Michael Jackson at the neverland ranch? I dont mind sharing his room as its just charming, he gives milk and cookies. Its sweet, its charming.

I'll call him daddy too but when im sleeping, ill keep one eye open to see if he's fumbling with my jangly bits.

If he does, im looking for a $4 mill settlement.

03-28-2005, 12:22 PM
samsam So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fla Posts: 682	Im 19, Am I Too Old For Michael Jackson ??? At 19, am I too old to become a friend of Michael Jackson at the neverland ranch? I dont mind sharing his room as its just charming, he gives milk and cookies. Its sweet, its charming. I'll call him daddy too but when im sleeping, ill keep one eye open to see if he's fumbling with my jangly bits. If he does, im looking for a $4 mill settlement.