How often are you a victim of the condom curse - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 03-28-2005, 03:33 AM

You know, you bring a condom with you when you go out, and it automatically jinxes any chance of hooking up with a girl and her vagina?

bringer · 03-28-2005, 03:36 AM

stick it in her butt instead

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-28-2005, 03:49 AM

About as often as you encounter the Jergen's curse...

You know, you're all worked up for another night of jerking off by the light of your computer monitor, but when you push down the plunger of your handy jumbo size Jergen's bottle it makes a loud fart-like sound without dispensing any lube, so you end up dry humping your hand.

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MBS Auto · 03-28-2005, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by bringer

stick it in her butt instead

RIGHT ON!!!

Greg Jacobson · 03-28-2005, 03:55 AM

Why would you need condoms when "dating" hookers? They seem to always have their own supply.

EviLGuY · 03-28-2005, 03:55 AM

Ha.. I wouldnt be blaming the condom if you can't close the deal. :D

Shoehorn! · 03-28-2005, 04:00 AM

These replies are great.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 03-28-2005, 04:13 AM

why how many times in a week do u bring condom in your pocket?

Shoehorn! · 03-28-2005, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow

why how many times in a week do u bring condom in your pocket?

I just use a sock.

ITG-Obi · 03-28-2005, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow

why how many times in a week do u bring condom in your pocket?

i have them everytime in my wallet.. ready anytime, anywhere

HpicAnn · 03-28-2005, 07:18 AM

That's why is better to have more than one...

fl_prn_str · 03-28-2005, 08:01 AM

condoms = worthless

Sosa · 03-28-2005, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by fl_prn_str

condoms = worthless

why do you say that?

svenski · 03-28-2005, 08:29 AM

Get married, then no need for a condom... even if the wife doesn't take contraception chances are sex will cease in a matter of months.

Woe is me.

sexyclicks · 03-28-2005, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn

You know, you bring a condom with you when you go out, and it automatically jinxes any chance of hooking up with a girl and her vagina?

try hooking up with guys then

fl_prn_str · 03-28-2005, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sosa

why do you say that?

If you?re fucking someone with an std and your hoping and praying that this piece of plastic is going to work without any trouble 100% of the time...then your better off doing it the good old fashion porno way.......testing.....

Yes most of the time they work flawlessly.......but its the times they don?t or other mischievous malfunctions happen that count......

loverboy · 03-28-2005, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow

why how many times in a week do u bring condom in your pocket?

proud to say i don't have any

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