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Old 03-28-2005, 03:49 AM  
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About as often as you encounter the Jergen's curse...

You know, you're all worked up for another night of jerking off by the light of your computer monitor, but when you push down the plunger of your handy jumbo size Jergen's bottle it makes a loud fart-like sound without dispensing any lube, so you end up dry humping your hand.

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