How often are you a victim of the condom curse
 

You know, you bring a condom with you when you go out, and it automatically jinxes any chance of hooking up with a girl and her vagina?

stick it in her butt instead

About as often as you encounter the Jergen's curse...

You know, you're all worked up for another night of jerking off by the light of your computer monitor, but when you push down the plunger of your handy jumbo size Jergen's bottle it makes a loud fart-like sound without dispensing any lube, so you end up dry humping your hand.

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:thumbsup RIGHT ON!!! :thumbsup

Why would you need condoms when "dating" hookers? They seem to always have their own supply.

Ha.. I wouldnt be blaming the condom if you can't close the deal. :D

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These replies are great.

why how many times in a week do u bring condom in your pocket?

I just use a sock.

i have them everytime in my wallet.. ready anytime, anywhere :1orglaugh

That's why is better to have more than one...

condoms = worthless

why do you say that?

Get married, then no need for a condom... even if the wife doesn't take contraception chances are sex will cease in a matter of months.

Woe is me.

try hooking up with guys then :thumbsup

If you?re fucking someone with an std and your hoping and praying that this piece of plastic is going to work without any trouble 100% of the time...then your better off doing it the good old fashion porno way.......testing.....

Yes most of the time they work flawlessly.......but its the times they don?t or other mischievous malfunctions happen that count...... :2 cents:

proud to say i don't have any :thumbsup