How often are you a victim of the condom curse
You know, you bring a condom with you when you go out, and it automatically jinxes any chance of hooking up with a girl and her vagina?
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About as often as you encounter the Jergen's curse...
You know, you're all worked up for another night of jerking off by the light of your computer monitor, but when you push down the plunger of your handy jumbo size Jergen's bottle it makes a loud fart-like sound without dispensing any lube, so you end up dry humping your hand.
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Why would you need condoms when "dating" hookers? They seem to always have their own supply.Comment
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Ha.. I wouldnt be blaming the condom if you can't close the deal. :DComment
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These replies are great.Comment
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why how many times in a week do u bring condom in your pocket?
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I just use a sock.Originally posted by Stacey_JoinRightNowComment
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i have them everytime in my wallet.. ready anytime, anywhereOriginally posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow
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That's why is better to have more than one...GiVe YoU a BiG......... tImE
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condoms = worthlessComment
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why do you say that?Originally posted by fl_prn_strComment
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Get married, then no need for a condom... even if the wife doesn't take contraception chances are sex will cease in a matter of months.
Woe is me.Comment
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try hooking up with guys thenOriginally posted by Shoehorn
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If you?re fucking someone with an std and your hoping and praying that this piece of plastic is going to work without any trouble 100% of the time...then your better off doing it the good old fashion porno way.......testing.....Originally posted by Sosa
Yes most of the time they work flawlessly.......but its the times they don?t or other mischievous malfunctions happen that count......
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proud to say i don't have anyOriginally posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow
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