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CancerFactory · 12-24-2001, 02:56 AM

alright, ive been here for about a couple of months now (so im a veteran) and i still don't know who the fuck boneprone is? I mean i see him post alot and stuff, but ide like to know what the "dirt" is on this fellow...he seems to be sort of a legend on this board...how did he get that way? Who is he, and what does he want from us?

psyko myko · 12-24-2001, 02:58 AM

Who? hehehe

AaronM · 12-24-2001, 03:00 AM

He was a fad. He is most likely gone for good now.

DarkJedi · 12-24-2001, 03:01 AM

he's the Godfather of all porn peddlers, bow to him

AaronM · 12-24-2001, 03:04 AM

For real though. He is the black guy with the huge cock who is in all of the blacks on blondes stuff created by dogfart.

kittykat69 · 12-24-2001, 03:08 AM

Do you think he'd wanan fuck a Redhead???

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drumsicle · 12-24-2001, 03:08 AM

He is the mentally retarded brother of one of the porn webmasters here. We all kind of feel sorry for him, so we made him the board mascot. He is very loveable but he is 38 and has the mind of an 8 year old. For some reason, he loves Almond Rocca and crabs.

CancerFactory · 12-24-2001, 03:08 AM

really? is he really a black pornstar?
anyone have any pictures of him in action (no, im not gay)

AaronM · 12-24-2001, 03:10 AM

http://www.blacksonblondes.com/4/bob2803/main.html

AaronM · 12-24-2001, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kittykat69:
Do you think he'd wanan fuck a Redhead???

Not sure that you would want him. I hear he come with baggage that can not be cured.

CancerFactory · 12-24-2001, 03:12 AM

well, im getting too many different answers to one question...
as they say, never trust a porn webmaster that posts at nights on GFY

kittykat69 · 12-24-2001, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM:
Not sure that you would want him. I hear he come with baggage that can not be cured.

I'm itching just thinking about it!

AaronM · 12-24-2001, 03:14 AM

But all of the answers have been true so far. The old retarded porn star keeps busy.

titmowse · 12-24-2001, 03:30 AM

boney is my lover!

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adamm · 12-24-2001, 03:52 AM

why even ask?

Trax · 12-24-2001, 04:26 AM

finally boneprone is back

YUPIEEE even if hes named cancerfactory

CancerFactory · 12-24-2001, 04:29 AM

im not boneprone you ididot 8)
but if "boneprone" is famous, as it seems like he is, ill gladly take his place
i prolyl have a bigger penis than him anyways, so i dont see why not

madcow · 12-24-2001, 06:06 AM

Boneprone is a cryogenectically created cyborg sent from the year 2078 to single handedly rid the world of Lensman.

GTS Mark · 12-24-2001, 11:02 AM

He's My Daddy!

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cck · 12-24-2001, 12:19 PM

Yes ! i would like to know too !

AaronM · 12-24-2001, 12:42 PM

OK,OK... enough of this bullshit already. Boneprone keeps his identity protected because in his "real" life, he is an upstanding member of his community. A shinning pillar upon which many, MANY people base their own lives. He helps others strive to better themselves by working hand in hand with the Lord and assists them in seeing themselves and the rest of the world through the eyes of the common man.

Beyond this, he is involved in Politics and is a volunteer with the Shriner?s Hospital, Tualatin Valley Fire Department, Royal Rosarians, Black Panthers, and a 4 star General in the Salvation Army!

Boneprone is a jack of all trade but a master of only 1. Illusion.

He is an expert marksman and sniper with an amazing 5999 confirmed kills. Back in the Revolutionary war, he led many of the Rebel troops to victories. This fact has been well concealed because the rebels did not want it known that a black man was the mastermind of the attacks.

He led The Million Man March but is also responsible for the deaths of Dr. Martin Luther King, JFK, and even Jesus Christ, back in the day. (so much for the free water to wine trick at the parties)

When he was a child, he was sodomized by Gomorrah (I know you thought Gomorrah was a city but he is actually the 3rd cousin, twice removed, of the apostle, Rufus. See Dogma for further info on this topic) . This only made Boneprone stronger and more resolved in is efforts to hunt down and kill the Anal Hobbit.

None of these accomplishments can compare to what he has in store for Las Vegas in 2002.

He is a man, not a myth.

The legend lives on.

BP4L

TheSpaceBulldog · 12-24-2001, 12:47 PM

Well, that explains it. Finally an honest answer. Thanks Aaron!

Keev · 12-24-2001, 12:50 PM

I am not sure about the reference to the apolostle rufus but the test is correct from what I know.

CancerFactory · 12-24-2001, 02:04 PM

so tell me if i got this right aoron(sp?)... you saying boneprone is a jesus killing jewish black pornstar?

theWatsonian · 12-24-2001, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CancerFactory:
...you saying boneprone is a jesus killing jewish black pornstar?

Close. He is a retarded jesus killing jewish black pornstar with the mind of an 8 year old (some say he keeps it in his back pocket).
Boneprone is also responsible for mad cow disease, Poptarts, anal warts and advertising.

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CancerFactory · 12-24-2001, 02:33 PM

my god! he is a disease! why haent anyone done anything about him???
i suppose next your gonna tell me he is responsible for Kate & Leopeld also???

AaronM · 12-24-2001, 02:54 PM

Nobody has done anything about it because according to Greek mythology, He is some sort of a god. All who have tried to step in front of his path have met untimely and gruesome deaths.

I forgot to mention that Boneprone was also the mastermind behind the Germans hiding all of the Nazi gold in Switzerland during WWII. Until recently everybody thought the Swiss were neutral in the war. Like I said, he is a master of illusion.

The true reason for his current absence from the board is that he is serving meals to the homeless in S.E. Asia, at the present time. While at the same time, all of his hobbit helpers (most people have confused them for elves) are loading his slay for tonights deliveries. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that he is Santa too. There is actual proof of this.

The whole thing is kinda done in code. I am sure you are familiar with Noel? Well, Noel is really Leon spelled backwards. Every true history buff knows that Santa is really a black man named Leon. Are you seeing the connection yet?

BP's real name is Leon Mawbu-Lichtenstein. The reason for the hyphen is that in his homeland, you ad the husbands name after your own once you are married. Oh yeah, he is also gay.

[This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 12-24-2001).]

TheSpaceBulldog · 12-24-2001, 08:39 PM

Damn, this thread has been a real eye opener.

Aussie Rebel · 12-24-2001, 10:28 PM

Never heard of him, who is he?

Dildo Baggins · 12-24-2001, 10:35 PM

Boneprone is evil. He keeps my brother the Anal Hobbit locked in a small box in the basment of a fortress, and pokes him through holes in the box with a sharp stick. He tells my brother not to love me anymore. Boneprone makesme very sad. He also makes my brother sad. Please cry a tear for my brother. He is locked in a box on Christmas, and all of Boneprones evil little childern are poking him with a stick for their holiday pleaseure.

pornJester · 12-24-2001, 10:40 PM

he is my dad... he keeps us well fed...

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Squishy · 12-24-2001, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CancerFactory:
as they say, never trust a porn webmaster that posts at nights on GFY

You are acheiveing wisdom, young Jedi...

12-24-2001, 02:56 AM	#1
CancerFactory Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 270	just who the f* is boneprone?** alright, ive been here for about a couple of months now (so im a veteran) and i still don't know who the fuck boneprone is? I mean i see him post alot and stuff, but ide like to know what the "dirt" is on this fellow...he seems to be sort of a legend on this board...how did he get that way? Who is he, and what does he want from us?

12-24-2001, 03:08 AM	#6
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12-24-2001, 02:58 AM	#2
psyko myko Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 25	Who? hehehe

12-24-2001, 03:00 AM	#3
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,917	He was a fad. He is most likely gone for good now.

12-24-2001, 03:01 AM	#4
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	he's the Godfather of all porn peddlers, bow to him

12-24-2001, 03:04 AM	#5
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,917	For real though. He is the black guy with the huge cock who is in all of the blacks on blondes stuff created by dogfart.

12-24-2001, 03:08 AM	#7
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	He is the mentally retarded brother of one of the porn webmasters here. We all kind of feel sorry for him, so we made him the board mascot. He is very loveable but he is 38 and has the mind of an 8 year old. For some reason, he loves Almond Rocca and crabs.

12-24-2001, 03:10 AM	#9
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,917	http://www.blacksonblondes.com/4/bob2803/main.html

12-24-2001, 03:12 AM	#11
CancerFactory Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 270	well, im getting too many different answers to one question... as they say, never trust a porn webmaster that posts at nights on GFY

12-24-2001, 03:14 AM	#13
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,917	But all of the answers have been true so far. The old retarded porn star keeps busy.

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titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	boney is my lover! ------------------ love, tit learn search find

12-24-2001, 03:52 AM	#15
adamm Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego Posts: 239	why even ask?

12-24-2001, 04:26 AM	#16
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	finally boneprone is back YUPIEEE even if hes named cancerfactory

12-24-2001, 04:29 AM	#17
CancerFactory Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 270	im not boneprone you ididot 8) but if "boneprone" is famous, as it seems like he is, ill gladly take his place i prolyl have a bigger penis than him anyways, so i dont see why not

12-24-2001, 06:06 AM	#18
madcow Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: TX , USA Posts: 10	Boneprone is a cryogenectically created cyborg sent from the year 2078 to single handedly rid the world of Lensman.

12-24-2001, 11:02 AM	#19
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	He's My Daddy! ------------------ Tired of waiting weeks for your sponsor check to arrive through the slow and unreliable postal system? Check Out OffShore Clicks and get your own ATM card to access your money!!! If You Submit Galleries And Are Not Using Russian Submitter You Are Wasting Your Time. Get It Now!

12-24-2001, 12:19 PM	#20
cck Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Thailand Posts: 244	Yes ! i would like to know too !

12-24-2001, 12:42 PM	#21
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,917	OK,OK... enough of this bullshit already. Boneprone keeps his identity protected because in his "real" life, he is an upstanding member of his community. A shinning pillar upon which many, MANY people base their own lives. He helps others strive to better themselves by working hand in hand with the Lord and assists them in seeing themselves and the rest of the world through the eyes of the common man. Beyond this, he is involved in Politics and is a volunteer with the Shriner?s Hospital, Tualatin Valley Fire Department, Royal Rosarians, Black Panthers, and a 4 star General in the Salvation Army! Boneprone is a jack of all trade but a master of only 1. Illusion. He is an expert marksman and sniper with an amazing 5999 confirmed kills. Back in the Revolutionary war, he led many of the Rebel troops to victories. This fact has been well concealed because the rebels did not want it known that a black man was the mastermind of the attacks. He led The Million Man March but is also responsible for the deaths of Dr. Martin Luther King, JFK, and even Jesus Christ, back in the day. (so much for the free water to wine trick at the parties) When he was a child, he was sodomized by Gomorrah (I know you thought Gomorrah was a city but he is actually the 3rd cousin, twice removed, of the apostle, Rufus. See Dogma for further info on this topic) . This only made Boneprone stronger and more resolved in is efforts to hunt down and kill the Anal Hobbit. None of these accomplishments can compare to what he has in store for Las Vegas in 2002. He is a man, not a myth. The legend lives on. BP4L

12-24-2001, 12:47 PM	#22
TheSpaceBulldog Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Inside a 40oz of Budweizer Posts: 1,103	Well, that explains it. Finally an honest answer. Thanks Aaron!

12-24-2001, 12:50 PM	#23
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	I am not sure about the reference to the apolostle rufus but the test is correct from what I know.

12-24-2001, 02:04 PM	#24
CancerFactory Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 270	so tell me if i got this right aoron(sp?)... you saying boneprone is a jesus killing jewish black pornstar?

12-24-2001, 02:33 PM	#26
CancerFactory Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 270	my god! he is a disease! why haent anyone done anything about him??? i suppose next your gonna tell me he is responsible for Kate & Leopeld also???

12-24-2001, 02:54 PM	#27
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,917	Nobody has done anything about it because according to Greek mythology, He is some sort of a god. All who have tried to step in front of his path have met untimely and gruesome deaths. I forgot to mention that Boneprone was also the mastermind behind the Germans hiding all of the Nazi gold in Switzerland during WWII. Until recently everybody thought the Swiss were neutral in the war. Like I said, he is a master of illusion. The true reason for his current absence from the board is that he is serving meals to the homeless in S.E. Asia, at the present time. While at the same time, all of his hobbit helpers (most people have confused them for elves) are loading his slay for tonights deliveries. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that he is Santa too. There is actual proof of this. The whole thing is kinda done in code. I am sure you are familiar with Noel? Well, Noel is really Leon spelled backwards. Every true history buff knows that Santa is really a black man named Leon. Are you seeing the connection yet? BP's real name is Leon Mawbu-Lichtenstein. The reason for the hyphen is that in his homeland, you ad the husbands name after your own once you are married. Oh yeah, he is also gay. [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 12-24-2001).]

12-24-2001, 08:39 PM	#28
TheSpaceBulldog Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Inside a 40oz of Budweizer Posts: 1,103	Damn, this thread has been a real eye opener.

12-24-2001, 10:28 PM	#29
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	Never heard of him, who is he?

12-24-2001, 10:35 PM	#30
Dildo Baggins Banned Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Hobbiton, Ca Posts: 22	Boneprone is evil. He keeps my brother the Anal Hobbit locked in a small box in the basment of a fortress, and pokes him through holes in the box with a sharp stick. He tells my brother not to love me anymore. Boneprone makesme very sad. He also makes my brother sad. Please cry a tear for my brother. He is locked in a box on Christmas, and all of Boneprones evil little childern are poking him with a stick for their holiday pleaseure.

12-24-2001, 10:40 PM	#31
pornJester Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 6,138	he is my dad... he keeps us well fed... ------------------ <A HREF="http://www.webmastervault.com" TARGET=_blank> More info, more resources, more cheese in the bank. </A> We are looking for writers... ICQ me: 91573698