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Nobody has done anything about it because according to Greek mythology, He is some sort of a god. All who have tried to step in front of his path have met untimely and gruesome deaths.
I forgot to mention that Boneprone was also the mastermind behind the Germans hiding all of the Nazi gold in Switzerland during WWII. Until recently everybody thought the Swiss were neutral in the war. Like I said, he is a master of illusion.
The true reason for his current absence from the board is that he is serving meals to the homeless in S.E. Asia, at the present time. While at the same time, all of his hobbit helpers (most people have confused them for elves) are loading his slay for tonights deliveries. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that he is Santa too. There is actual proof of this.
The whole thing is kinda done in code. I am sure you are familiar with Noel? Well, Noel is really Leon spelled backwards. Every true history buff knows that Santa is really a black man named Leon. Are you seeing the connection yet?
BP's real name is Leon Mawbu-Lichtenstein. The reason for the hyphen is that in his homeland, you ad the husbands name after your own once you are married. Oh yeah, he is also gay.
[This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 12-24-2001).]
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