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OK,OK... enough of this bullshit already. Boneprone keeps his identity protected because in his "real" life, he is an upstanding member of his community. A shinning pillar upon which many, MANY people base their own lives. He helps others strive to better themselves by working hand in hand with the Lord and assists them in seeing themselves and the rest of the world through the eyes of the common man.
Beyond this, he is involved in Politics and is a volunteer with the Shriner?s Hospital, Tualatin Valley Fire Department, Royal Rosarians, Black Panthers, and a 4 star General in the Salvation Army!
Boneprone is a jack of all trade but a master of only 1. Illusion.
He is an expert marksman and sniper with an amazing 5999 confirmed kills. Back in the Revolutionary war, he led many of the Rebel troops to victories. This fact has been well concealed because the rebels did not want it known that a black man was the mastermind of the attacks.
He led The Million Man March but is also responsible for the deaths of Dr. Martin Luther King, JFK, and even Jesus Christ, back in the day. (so much for the free water to wine trick at the parties)
When he was a child, he was sodomized by Gomorrah (I know you thought Gomorrah was a city but he is actually the 3rd cousin, twice removed, of the apostle, Rufus. See Dogma for further info on this topic) . This only made Boneprone stronger and more resolved in is efforts to hunt down and kill the Anal Hobbit.
None of these accomplishments can compare to what he has in store for Las Vegas in 2002.
He is a man, not a myth.
The legend lives on.
BP4L
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