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just who the f*** is boneprone?
alright, ive been here for about a couple of months now (so im a veteran) and i still don't know who the fuck boneprone is? I mean i see him post alot and stuff, but ide like to know what the "dirt" is on this fellow...he seems to be sort of a legend on this board...how did he get that way? Who is he, and what does he want from us?
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Who? hehehe
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He was a fad. He is most likely gone for good now.
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he's the Godfather of all porn peddlers, bow to him
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For real though. He is the black guy with the huge cock who is in all of the blacks on blondes stuff created by dogfart.
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Do you think he'd wanan fuck a Redhead??? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif
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He is the mentally retarded brother of one of the porn webmasters here. We all kind of feel sorry for him, so we made him the board mascot. He is very loveable but he is 38 and has the mind of an 8 year old. For some reason, he loves Almond Rocca and crabs.
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really? is he really a black pornstar?
anyone have any pictures of him in action (no, im not gay) |
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well, im getting too many different answers to one question...
as they say, never trust a porn webmaster that posts at nights on GFY |
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But all of the answers have been true so far. The old retarded porn star keeps busy.
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boney is my lover!
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why even ask?
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finally boneprone is back http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
YUPIEEE even if hes named cancerfactory http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif |
im not boneprone you ididot 8)
but if "boneprone" is famous, as it seems like he is, ill gladly take his place i prolyl have a bigger penis than him anyways, so i dont see why not |
Boneprone is a cryogenectically created cyborg sent from the year 2078 to single handedly rid the world of Lensman.
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He's My Daddy!
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Yes ! i would like to know too !
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OK,OK... enough of this bullshit already. Boneprone keeps his identity protected because in his "real" life, he is an upstanding member of his community. A shinning pillar upon which many, MANY people base their own lives. He helps others strive to better themselves by working hand in hand with the Lord and assists them in seeing themselves and the rest of the world through the eyes of the common man.
Beyond this, he is involved in Politics and is a volunteer with the Shriner?s Hospital, Tualatin Valley Fire Department, Royal Rosarians, Black Panthers, and a 4 star General in the Salvation Army! Boneprone is a jack of all trade but a master of only 1. Illusion. He is an expert marksman and sniper with an amazing 5999 confirmed kills. Back in the Revolutionary war, he led many of the Rebel troops to victories. This fact has been well concealed because the rebels did not want it known that a black man was the mastermind of the attacks. He led The Million Man March but is also responsible for the deaths of Dr. Martin Luther King, JFK, and even Jesus Christ, back in the day. (so much for the free water to wine trick at the parties) When he was a child, he was sodomized by Gomorrah (I know you thought Gomorrah was a city but he is actually the 3rd cousin, twice removed, of the apostle, Rufus. See Dogma for further info on this topic) . This only made Boneprone stronger and more resolved in is efforts to hunt down and kill the Anal Hobbit. None of these accomplishments can compare to what he has in store for Las Vegas in 2002. He is a man, not a myth. The legend lives on. BP4L |
Well, that explains it. Finally an honest answer. Thanks Aaron!
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I am not sure about the reference to the apolostle rufus but the test is correct from what I know.
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so tell me if i got this right aoron(sp?)... you saying boneprone is a jesus killing jewish black pornstar?
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my god! he is a disease! why haent anyone done anything about him???
i suppose next your gonna tell me he is responsible for Kate & Leopeld also??? |
Nobody has done anything about it because according to Greek mythology, He is some sort of a god. All who have tried to step in front of his path have met untimely and gruesome deaths.
I forgot to mention that Boneprone was also the mastermind behind the Germans hiding all of the Nazi gold in Switzerland during WWII. Until recently everybody thought the Swiss were neutral in the war. Like I said, he is a master of illusion. The true reason for his current absence from the board is that he is serving meals to the homeless in S.E. Asia, at the present time. While at the same time, all of his hobbit helpers (most people have confused them for elves) are loading his slay for tonights deliveries. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that he is Santa too. There is actual proof of this. The whole thing is kinda done in code. I am sure you are familiar with Noel? Well, Noel is really Leon spelled backwards. Every true history buff knows that Santa is really a black man named Leon. Are you seeing the connection yet? BP's real name is Leon Mawbu-Lichtenstein. The reason for the hyphen is that in his homeland, you ad the husbands name after your own once you are married. Oh yeah, he is also gay. [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 12-24-2001).] |
Damn, this thread has been a real eye opener.
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Never heard of him, who is he?
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Boneprone is evil. He keeps my brother the Anal Hobbit locked in a small box in the basment of a fortress, and pokes him through holes in the box with a sharp stick. He tells my brother not to love me anymore. Boneprone makesme very sad. He also makes my brother sad. Please cry a tear for my brother. He is locked in a box on Christmas, and all of Boneprones evil little childern are poking him with a stick for their holiday pleaseure.
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he is my dad... he keeps us well fed...
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