Pick-up lines...Best and/or Worst!! - GoFuckYourself.com

TooDoLittleIzALot · 02-11-2005, 09:20 PM

Was just chatting with a friend who actually had someone use the pick-up line

"Nice shoes! Wanna fuck!"

How much more straightforward can ya be?

Worst pick-up line I've ever heard: "Nice buns, your mother must be a baker, can I purchase some goods?"

tungsten · 02-11-2005, 09:21 PM

most pickup lines are corny

Evil1 · 02-11-2005, 09:22 PM

is that a keg in your back pocket cuz i'd sure love to tap that fuckin ass!

Spunky · 02-11-2005, 09:23 PM

I have a 9 inch tounge

ukxtra · 02-11-2005, 09:23 PM

Guy to girl : "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
to which the reply is : "Unfertilized, now fuck off"

Or

Whats a nice girl like you doing sitting on my face, oops sorry, wishful thinking

UniversalPass Pete · 02-11-2005, 09:38 PM

You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy!

Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread!

pornRefinery · 02-11-2005, 09:39 PM

How You Doin'

KMR Stitch · 02-11-2005, 09:40 PM

Hey, Do you want to play Army?

I wil laydown and you can blow the hell outta me

Rorschach · 02-11-2005, 09:42 PM

"Scream and I'll kill you."

UniversalPass Pete · 02-11-2005, 09:45 PM

Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

thefool · 02-11-2005, 09:48 PM

What about the things men say during sex? I've found a lot more strange & bizarre shit said to me in bed, than as a pick up line. My top 4 favorite previous partners who seriously did not understand how to turn a woman on & talk dirty in bed:

A. Wow, you are so much better than my ex, she never moved
or fucked me back, I love how you press your ass back into
me, she would just lay there and make me do all the work.

B. OMG you have a PERFECT VAGINA, not too tight, not loose,
really wet, omg this really is the PERFECT VAGINA!

C. If I fart I'm sorry, but my stomach hurts really bad

D. I want to see your face when you cum, when I jerk off I picture
your lips, eyes, face, tits, and I want to know what you look
like when you cum, so I can picture it.

TooDoLittleIzALot · 02-11-2005, 09:50 PM

Quote:

What about the things men say during sex? I've found a lot more strange & bizarre shit said to me in bed, than as a pick up line. My top 4 favorite previous partners who seriously did not understand how to turn a woman on & talk dirty in bed:

A. Wow, you are so much better than my ex, she never moved
or fucked me back, I love how you press your ass back into
me, she would just lay there and make me do all the work.

B. OMG you have a PERFECT VAGINA, not too tight, not loose,
really wet, omg this really is the PERFECT VAGINA!

C. If I fart I'm sorry, but my stomach hurts really bad

D. I want to see your face when you cum, when I jerk off I picture
your lips, eyes, face, tits, and I want to know what you look
like when you cum, so I can picture it.

My dear lord, help those fucking men, better yet, spare us and take them now!!!

Rorschach · 02-11-2005, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefool

A. Wow, you are so much better than my ex, she never moved
or fucked me back, I love how you press your ass back into
me, she would just lay there and make me do all the work.

B. OMG you have a PERFECT VAGINA, not too tight, not loose,
really wet, omg this really is the PERFECT VAGINA!

you sound like a good fuck, wanna bang?

thefool · 02-11-2005, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach

you sound like a good fuck, wanna bang?

Sure why not, where ya from? I've got nothing else to do tonight! lmao

Ramos · 02-11-2005, 09:57 PM

Hey sweetie...you must be from Tennesse!

Cause your the only Ten I see

Works everytime

Spunky · 02-11-2005, 09:58 PM

Hi..wanna dance works better than any pick up line there is.It breaks the ice and if you are a good dancer,the rest is easy...chicks dig that shit yo

Natasha · 02-12-2005, 04:02 AM

You must be a traffic ticket....cuz you've got fine written all over you

Manowar · 02-12-2005, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil1

is that a keg in your back pocket cuz i'd sure love to tap that fuckin ass!

TimeStamp · 02-12-2005, 04:16 AM

you are fat and stupid but i would like to fuck you.

Jennifer84 · 02-12-2005, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natasha

You must be a traffic ticket....cuz you've got fine written all over you

funny.. i've never heard that one before

02-11-2005, 09:20 PM	#1
TooDoLittleIzALot Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 158	Pick-up lines...Best and/or Worst!! Was just chatting with a friend who actually had someone use the pick-up line "Nice shoes! Wanna fuck!" How much more straightforward can ya be? Worst pick-up line I've ever heard: "Nice buns, your mother must be a baker, can I purchase some goods?"

02-11-2005, 09:21 PM	#2
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thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	What about the things men say during sex? I've found a lot more strange & bizarre shit said to me in bed, than as a pick up line. My top 4 favorite previous partners who seriously did not understand how to turn a woman on & talk dirty in bed: A. Wow, you are so much better than my ex, she never moved or fucked me back, I love how you press your ass back into me, she would just lay there and make me do all the work. B. OMG you have a PERFECT VAGINA, not too tight, not loose, really wet, omg this really is the PERFECT VAGINA! C. If I fart I'm sorry, but my stomach hurts really bad D. I want to see your face when you cum, when I jerk off I picture your lips, eyes, face, tits, and I want to know what you look like when you cum, so I can picture it. __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

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02-11-2005, 09:58 PM	#16
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