Pick-up lines...Best and/or Worst!!
 

Was just chatting with a friend who actually had someone use the pick-up line

"Nice shoes! Wanna fuck!"

How much more straightforward can ya be?

Worst pick-up line I've ever heard: "Nice buns, your mother must be a baker, can I purchase some goods?"

most pickup lines are corny

is that a keg in your back pocket cuz i'd sure love to tap that fuckin ass!

I have a 9 inch tounge

Guy to girl : "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
to which the reply is : "Unfertilized, now fuck off" :1orglaugh

Or

Whats a nice girl like you doing sitting on my face, oops sorry, wishful thinking

You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy!

Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread!

:winkwink:

How You Doin'

Hey, Do you want to play Army?


I wil laydown and you can blow the hell outta me

"Scream and I'll kill you."

Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

What about the things men say during sex? I've found a lot more strange & bizarre shit said to me in bed, than as a pick up line. My top 4 favorite previous partners who seriously did not understand how to turn a woman on & talk dirty in bed:

A. Wow, you are so much better than my ex, she never moved
or fucked me back, I love how you press your ass back into
me, she would just lay there and make me do all the work.

B. OMG you have a PERFECT VAGINA, not too tight, not loose,
really wet, omg this really is the PERFECT VAGINA!

C. If I fart I'm sorry, but my stomach hurts really bad

D. I want to see your face when you cum, when I jerk off I picture
your lips, eyes, face, tits, and I want to know what you look
like when you cum, so I can picture it.

My dear lord, help those fucking men, better yet, spare us and take them now!!! :helpme

you sound like a good fuck, wanna bang?

Sure why not, where ya from? I've got nothing else to do tonight! lmao :1orglaugh

Hey sweetie...you must be from Tennesse!

Cause your the only Ten I see

:thumbsup

Works everytime

Hi..wanna dance works better than any pick up line there is.It breaks the ice and if you are a good dancer,the rest is easy...chicks dig that shit yo
:thumbsup

You must be a traffic ticket....cuz you've got fine written all over you

:1orglaugh

you are fat and stupid but i would like to fuck you.

funny.. i've never heard that one before