02-11-2005, 09:50 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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What about the things men say during sex? I've found a lot more strange & bizarre shit said to me in bed, than as a pick up line. My top 4 favorite previous partners who seriously did not understand how to turn a woman on & talk dirty in bed:
A. Wow, you are so much better than my ex, she never moved
or fucked me back, I love how you press your ass back into
me, she would just lay there and make me do all the work.
B. OMG you have a PERFECT VAGINA, not too tight, not loose,
really wet, omg this really is the PERFECT VAGINA!
C. If I fart I'm sorry, but my stomach hurts really bad
D. I want to see your face when you cum, when I jerk off I picture
your lips, eyes, face, tits, and I want to know what you look
like when you cum, so I can picture it.
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My dear lord, help those fucking men, better yet, spare us and take them now!!!  |
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