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davethetruth · 02-01-2005, 12:02 PM

Each post in this thread should be a Valentine's Day slogan for selling sex toys like: "Nothing says I love you like an Ejaculating Butt Plug."

The 200th post (last post on the 4th page) will win this Gold Spiral Wrapped Wand.

Good Luck, and click my sig if you're interested in making some nice money over the month of February!

bringer · 02-01-2005, 12:03 PM

Nothing says I love you like an Ejaculating Butt Plug

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer

Nothing says I love you like an Ejaculating Butt Plug

sweetME · 02-01-2005, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer

Nothing says I love you like an Ejaculating Butt Plug

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:07 PM

Your stuff always ROCKS dave!!

I am going to win that damn thing lol

davethetruth · 02-01-2005, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happypeekers

Your stuff always ROCKS dave!!

I am going to win that damn thing lol

Thanks HP!

Good luck!

punker barbie · 02-01-2005, 12:09 PM

i want one! *gimmie gimmie* LOL

Spudman · 02-01-2005, 12:10 PM

"Fancy a nine in the Spine"

cool1 · 02-01-2005, 12:10 PM

I wouldn't mind winning it
Don't know who I would use it on but, I am sure I could find someone ;)

bringer · 02-01-2005, 12:11 PM

Roses are red
violets are blue
i want to make it easier
for you to poo

AudreyLive · 02-01-2005, 12:11 PM

Ohhh very nice! I want that dildo

davethetruth · 02-01-2005, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer

Roses are red
violets are blue
i want to make it easier
for you to poo

lol

cool1 · 02-01-2005, 12:14 PM

rose are red
violets are blue
can I use this
dildo on you

I can't write worth shit.

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:16 PM

"Plug the one you love"

bringer · 02-01-2005, 12:17 PM

my love for you doesnt go as deep as this Black Thunder Realistic Cock

Meta Ridley · 02-01-2005, 12:17 PM

"Nothing says I love you like an Ejaculating Butt Plug and a baseball bat"

bringer · 02-01-2005, 12:17 PM

roses are red
violets are blue
cant i share
this Giant 30" Double Cock with you?

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:19 PM

I have never used one.. but I would think everyone needs a good glass butt plug

bringer · 02-01-2005, 12:19 PM

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davethetruth · 02-01-2005, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer

my love for you doesnt go as deep as this Black Thunder Realistic Cock

Hahaha, you should be writing for us, lol.

DutchTeenCash · 02-01-2005, 12:20 PM

cool lemms show this to my gf

Vanilla DeVille · 02-01-2005, 12:20 PM

Shouldn't the best slogan win... and not the post number?

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:21 PM

Let the whoring begin

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:21 PM

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

bringer · 02-01-2005, 12:22 PM

your asshole is red
my balls are blue
open up bitch
im about to spew... with my Adam Hart Realistic Cock

NickPapageorgio · 02-01-2005, 12:22 PM

"Hey, if it breaks inside you, atleast your next rapist will be very surprised..."

Did I win?

dropped9 · 02-01-2005, 12:23 PM

hmmm seems bringer really needs a glass dildo up his ass

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:23 PM

I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
--Nancy Reagan, former First Lady

bringer · 02-01-2005, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

hmmm seems bringer really needs a glass dildo up his ass

nah, im gonna trade it for a pallet of twinkies
i want your sig next month to advertise http://www.fa4l.com

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:24 PM

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.
--Rodney Dangerfield

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:25 PM

When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!
Happypeekers :-)

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:26 PM

My dearest darling,

This Valentine's Day, I want you to know how much you really mean to me. Your eyes, your smile, your sweet kiss - nothing can compare to you.

I searched everywhere for a gift as special as you are to me. Diamonds seemed too cliche, rubies didn't shine enough, and gold just wasn't good enough. This gift needed substance, character and last forever. It is a gift to be cherished, and I know you'll think of me and the love we share each and every time you see it, use it, or think about it.

Nothing says "I love you" like an Ejaculating Butt Plug. Happy Valentine's Day.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:26 PM

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happypeekers

I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
--Nancy Reagan, former First Lady

bringer · 02-01-2005, 12:27 PM

they were out of hallmark cards so i got you this Balls 'N' All Cock Harness instead

bringer · 02-01-2005, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethetruth

Hahaha, you should be writing for us, lol.

sounds good, whats it pay?

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:28 PM

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger

davethetruth · 02-01-2005, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer

sounds good, whats it pay?

Can we pay you in sex toys?

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:30 PM

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

hmmmm this one makes me wonder lol

bringer · 02-01-2005, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethetruth

Can we pay you in sex toys?

if i can find someone that'll trade traffic or partner accounts for sextoys you have a deal

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:31 PM

Fill Every Hole On Valentines Day with Toys from Bedroom Sports

lol

davethetruth · 02-01-2005, 12:31 PM

Here's a picture of a similar dildo.

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2005, 12:32 PM

Word we'll shoot content with it if I win

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happypeekers

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

hmmmm this one makes me wonder lol

Ahhhh! Now I'm going to be thinking about that all damn day.

Where did Def Leppard get their name?

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:32 PM

I feel about as welcome as a fart in a telephone box lolol

bringer · 02-01-2005, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethetruth

f

whats your icq#?
i have a question

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethetruth

Here's a picture of a similar dildo.

up close and personal, no less.

sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie

i want one! *gimmie gimmie* LOL

There's a clause. If you win, you need to post pics.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

Ahhhh! Now I'm going to be thinking about that all damn day.

Where did Def Leppard get their name?

Def Leppard lol I never thought of that.. lol very strange

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethetruth

Here's a picture of a similar dildo.

Damn.. that is one nice butt plug lol

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