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Old 02-01-2005, 12:26 PM  
Tala
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My dearest darling,

This Valentine's Day, I want you to know how much you really mean to me. Your eyes, your smile, your sweet kiss - nothing can compare to you.

I searched everywhere for a gift as special as you are to me. Diamonds seemed too cliche, rubies didn't shine enough, and gold just wasn't good enough. This gift needed substance, character and last forever. It is a gift to be cherished, and I know you'll think of me and the love we share each and every time you see it, use it, or think about it.

Nothing says "I love you" like an Ejaculating Butt Plug. Happy Valentine's Day.
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