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sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 12:46 PM

Am I the only guy posting here?

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:47 PM

Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Boy she is one smart cookie!

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:47 PM

Man may be the head, but the woman is often the neck that turns it.

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:47 PM

Nothing makes her happier on Valentines Day than a big jug of Anal Ease.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stallion

Nothing makes her happier on Valentines Day than a big jug of Anal Ease.

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:47 PM

Remember what the guy asked his wife? He said, "How come God made you women so beautiful & yet so dumb?" Remember her wise answer? "Beautiful enough so you'll want to marry us, & dumb enough for us to marry you!"

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

The most important thing in a marriage is for both to have faith in God & Jesus Christ! When you have faith, everything is possible!

Jesus did it for the chicks.

Butrflied · 02-01-2005, 12:47 PM

HP isnt the contest to make up Valentine's day slogans for sex toys .. not just any quote?

.. just dont want you to miss out on the prize because of a silly technicality

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:47 PM

A wife is someone cherished in a very special way,
Who puts the joy in living with her sweetness day by day.
A wife is someone close enough to really understand,
To inspire & to encourage & to lend a helping hand.
A wife is one who makes a home a happy place for all.
Who shows her special thoughtfulness in ways both big & small.
A wife is someone wonderful who always has smile,
Who keeps her husband happy & makes his life worthwhile.

sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happypeekers

Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Boy she is one smart cookie!

She's almost as sharp as some of Mariah Carey's comments.

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:47 PM

Remind yourself of all the good qualities of your mate & try not to think about the bad ones.

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:48 PM

She will jump for joy when she opens up her new Anal Beads on Valentines

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:48 PM

In the building business they say: Two men can do three times as much work as one man. God's principle is that two can do ten times as much as one! "One can chase a thousand, but two can put ten thousand to flight!" (De.32:30.)

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:48 PM

Give the gift that keeps on giving: Our 11" monster black cock.

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:48 PM

How else can two become one, more than in one child?

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:48 PM

His Spirit cures both impotency and frigidity in His bride

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2005, 12:49 PM

Guess who's back

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:49 PM

Without good communication with your Lord there cannot be much good communication between you.

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:49 PM

When all else fails, shove a dildo in her mouth.

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2005, 12:49 PM

200th is comming fast

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:49 PM

Watch her face glow on Valentines when she sees her new Electro Anal Beads.

sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 12:49 PM

Looks like Tala and Turbo really want this. ;)

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:49 PM

One of the greatest assets to a good marriage is honesty, along with a sense of humour!

RyanL · 02-01-2005, 12:49 PM

filling up quick

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2005, 12:49 PM

2/3 through

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:49 PM

If you want to learn something about unselfishness, humility and sharing, just get married!

sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

200th is comming fast

No pun intended, right?

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:49 PM

Forget Easter, buy her a new Egg for Valentines Day.

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2005, 12:49 PM

I kick butts

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:50 PM

Red anal beads for the romantic in you!

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:50 PM

The husband is really the boss when it comes to the natural family, & God's Word clearly says that women should obey their husbands.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-01-2005, 12:50 PM

Relax. Only dread one day at a time.

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2005, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

No pun intended, right?

What did that mean ?

sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 12:50 PM

If I win this for my gf does that mean she needs to get me a Fleshlight? ;)

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:50 PM

Phil.4:8 applies to your mate as well. Try to remind yourself constantly of his or her good qualities, the good things, & try not to think about the bad things.

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2005, 12:50 PM

I want this anal dildo ... I'ma shoot gay anal content with it

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:50 PM

If you cant make it there for Valentines Day, why not do the next best thing and buy her a Big Joe Doll...

Tala · 02-01-2005, 12:50 PM

Double the pleasure: Our new two-headed dildo!

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:50 PM

Any woman who will give her man anything he wants, including another woman, really loves him!

sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

What did that mean ?

You said it was coming fast.

Heather Hamptons · 02-01-2005, 12:51 PM

"Forget Paris...Take her on an Anal Adventure"

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:51 PM

Behind every great man there's a great woman. A woman can make or break a man.

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2005, 12:51 PM

like 55 to go

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:51 PM

If you want to leave your mate simply because there is something about them you don't like, you're going to want to leave every mate you ever get, because there's bound to be something you don't like about each one.

Stallion · 02-01-2005, 12:51 PM

Is your wife getting tired of Roses on Valentines Day?

Well Surprise her with Alexa's Micro Orchid's

sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

I want this anal dildo ... I'ma shoot gay anal content with it

Sureeeee. So that's what you call it?

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2005, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

You said it was coming fast.

yea the dildo definitly help

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:51 PM

There's somebody for everybody!

TurboAngel · 02-01-2005, 12:52 PM

Compliment her! Tell her she's beautiful and she'll be beautiful! Tell her she's wonderful and she'll be wonderful!

Doctor Dre · 02-01-2005, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

Sureeeee. So that's what you call it?

nah ... I'l shot with some girl ... :P

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02-01-2005, 12:47 PM	#102
HAPPYPEEKERS Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 7,566	Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. Boy she is one smart cookie! __________________ Please Read All Of My Posts In A Sarcastic Tone So You Get The Full Effect!! HappyPeekers - April

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TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Remember what the guy asked his wife? He said, "How come God made you women so beautiful & yet so dumb?" Remember her wise answer? "Beautiful enough so you'll want to marry us, & dumb enough for us to marry you!"

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TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	A wife is someone cherished in a very special way, Who puts the joy in living with her sweetness day by day. A wife is someone close enough to really understand, To inspire & to encourage & to lend a helping hand. A wife is one who makes a home a happy place for all. Who shows her special thoughtfulness in ways both big & small. A wife is someone wonderful who always has smile, Who keeps her husband happy & makes his life worthwhile.

02-01-2005, 12:47 PM	#111
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Remind yourself of all the good qualities of your mate & try not to think about the bad ones.

02-01-2005, 12:48 PM	#113
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02-01-2005, 12:50 PM	#134
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TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Phil.4:8 applies to your mate as well. Try to remind yourself constantly of his or her good qualities, the good things, & try not to think about the bad things.

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