Rochard Serously Owned by Highway Patrol - GoFuckYourself.com

Rochard · 01-31-2005, 03:38 PM

Had to attend a wedding in LA this weekend, so I drove out by myself Thursday night. Not twenty minutes into the trip and I've got some asshole seriously tailgating me. I have a long trip ahead of me and I'm not in any hurry so I'm taking it easy, but this guy is getting on my nerves. This was in a pack of traffic where I had an 18 wheeler in front of me.

I tap my brakes a few time, he doesn't back down.
I downshift a few times, he doesn't back down.

It's important to notw that my windows are tinted so dark that I can't see out my rear windows at night.

I clear the patch of traffic and romp on it a bit, bringing me up to 110MPH.

Bam. Turns out the "asshole" tailgating me is a cop.

He pulls me over and asks "do you know why I pulled you over?" Although normally I'm very respectful to police officers, I replied "Because you were tailgating me".

Four minutes later there are three highway patrol officers there and I'm cooling my heels in the back of a police car while they search my Mustang.

Got a ticket "excessive speed". No tickets for four years, suddenly two in one month. Time to slow down, eh?

hova · 01-31-2005, 03:40 PM

damn that sucks, the same thing happened to me in Germany....but I had to call a friend to drive me home because they didn't want me to drive

Manowar · 01-31-2005, 03:40 PM

Gotta love cops.

MrJackMeHoff · 01-31-2005, 03:42 PM

Id go to court on the fucker.

AdultNex · 01-31-2005, 03:44 PM

I found out that cops like to target people in Mustangs.

Being stereotypical, the usual Mustang owner is arrogant, etc.

Not saying you are RocHard, but I'm sure you know what I mean.

BigWebRev · 01-31-2005, 03:45 PM

that really sucks bro

BradM · 01-31-2005, 03:46 PM

"eh?" I like you, you're becoming more and more Canadian every day.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-31-2005, 03:47 PM

Sounds like a set up.

HorseShit · 01-31-2005, 03:48 PM

TheGoldenChild · 01-31-2005, 03:49 PM

RocHard- Since I bought my Stang- I have been pulled over three times

Noise pollution ( i have a convertible and like my dancehall reggae)

Speeding

and you guessed it
SPEEDING

I only got one ticket though and guess what it was for?

NOISE FUCKING POLLUTION!!!

I have a factory sound system- I will fight this in court too
With the amount of bass banging that goes on out here in these SUV's I feel is this an unjust ticket.

Hung Like Bull · 01-31-2005, 03:50 PM

Hell hath no fury like an old man in the middle of a mid-age crisis getting caught speeding driving a womans car!

Rochard · 01-31-2005, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff

Id go to court on the fucker.

I have to go to court on this one, however I doubt it will get me anywhere. I'll bitch about the tailgating and deny the speed. Maybe I'll get it bumped down a little.

Rochard · 01-31-2005, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hung Like Bull

Hell hath no fury like an old man in the middle of a mid-age crisis getting caught speeding driving a womans car!

Sorry. Although I'm well paid by Steve Lightspeedo there, I'm not at the point where I can afford my Ferrari, a daily driver, my wife's truck, and my bike. Being as I haul around models and computer stuff, I need a back seat and a trunk.

I will, however, race you pink slips - what ever your driving vs me on my bike.

WiredGuy · 01-31-2005, 04:01 PM

Fight it, they provoked you by tailgating you anyways. At the least, get it knocked down a tad.
WG

Hung Like Bull · 01-31-2005, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

Sorry. Although I'm well paid by Steve Lightspeedo there, I'm not at the point where I can afford my Ferrari, a daily driver, my wife's truck, and my bike. Being as I haul around models and computer stuff, I need a back seat and a trunk.

I will, however, race you pink slips - what ever your driving vs me on my bike.

Your cheap car, your cheap truck, and your cheap bike.

Aren't you a little to old to be racing for pink slips? That is SO 1940's.

If you were well paid you would have nice belongings, and realize your car is a generic piece of shit that kids drive, not greying wrinkly old men. Ewww....

BlingDaddy · 01-31-2005, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Fight it, they provoked you by tailgating you anyways. At the least, get it knocked down a tad.
WG

Mr Pheer · 01-31-2005, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

I will, however, race you pink slips - what ever your driving vs me on my bike.

Its no wonder you got a ticket.

mahoney · 01-31-2005, 04:06 PM

What a Prick. What did he say when you told him he was tailgating you?
It seems excessive to put you in the back of the car.

Rochard · 01-31-2005, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mahoney

What a Prick. What did he say when you told him he was tailgating you?
It seems excessive to put you in the back of the car.

Perhaps. They wanted to find something but I'm a good boy. No weapons and never any drugs.

Thumbking · 01-31-2005, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hung Like Bull

Your cheap car, your cheap truck, and your cheap bike.

Aren't you a little to old to be racing for pink slips? That is SO 1940's.

If you were well paid you would have nice belongings, and realize your car is a generic piece of shit that kids drive, not greying wrinkly old men. Ewww....

You sound like one of those kids.... grow up. Plus wrinkly old men tend not to care what anyone thinks, they like what they like. not what society says/thinks they should like...

flashfire · 01-31-2005, 04:17 PM

that sucks, going to court may be a waste of time though

FabianC · 01-31-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Thumbking

You sound like one of those kids.... grow up. Plus wrinkly old men tend not to care what anyone thinks, they like what they like. not what society says/thinks they should like...

Word

I'll race for pinks .. stang against stang

Draychi · 01-31-2005, 04:36 PM

I have a 450HP Pontiac Grand Am (yes, i said Grand Am) with the best radar detector on the market. I also have a laser jammer, front liscense plate laser blocker, back liscense plate cover that shows my plate head on, but blurs it for highway cameras.
Trust me, all this is well worth it. My radar detector pics up radar well before i see a cop, so i can slow down...
The laser jammer scambles the cops signal, so he gets his first shot sent back blank to him. By that time, my radar detector tells me i got shot once, so I have time to slowdown by the second shot.
The only bad part is laser because the radar detectors pick up the signal... but not until you've been shot. Laser guns don't turn on until the trigger has been shot.
Just some tips

Kre8t0r · 01-31-2005, 05:02 PM

I see a trend here....
I haven't had a ticket in 10+ years...
Bought a built 88 Mustang coupe... (ex trooper car)
Have had 3 tickets in the last 2 years...for... you guessed it speeding.

The fucked up part is I drove just as fast in all my other cars but this thing IS a cop magnet!!

Time to buy that 6 second Pacer! LOL (nobody pulls over a "fishtank")

JFK · 01-31-2005, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

I have to go to court on this one, however I doubt it will get me anywhere. I'll bitch about the tailgating and deny the speed. Maybe I'll get it bumped down a little.

Sorry to hear that RocHard, I would mention him tailgating you and how you felt it was unsafe and that is why you tried to get out the idiots way

BradShaw · 01-31-2005, 05:07 PM

110 is unsafe. I do not drive the Ferrari over 65.

Nasty D · 01-31-2005, 05:12 PM

lead foot

ArkansasDave · 01-31-2005, 05:31 PM

Thats really a bummer Rochard, but its good you did not end up going to clink for the night...

Rochard · 01-31-2005, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw

110 is unsafe. I do not drive the Ferrari over 65.

You must look pretty dumb driving a Ferrari and being passed left and right.

lagwagon · 01-31-2005, 05:40 PM

damn dude i know how that goes. my best so far is a ticket for 120mph and also one for racing on the highway.

PornGeneral · 01-31-2005, 05:45 PM

Can't see why you gave them permission to search your car. Don't think speeding is probable cause to search.

Rochard · 01-31-2005, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornGeneral

Can't see why you gave them permission to search your car. Don't think speeding is probable cause to search.

I have a lot of respect for police officers. I don't shot when trying to do my job. When three cops in three cop cars want to search my car, I'm all for it. Anything short of an anal prob is okay with me.

kmanrox · 01-31-2005, 06:13 PM

fuck the poe lice

theking · 01-31-2005, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

Had to attend a wedding in LA this weekend, so I drove out by myself Thursday night. Not twenty minutes into the trip and I've got some asshole seriously tailgating me. I have a long trip ahead of me and I'm not in any hurry so I'm taking it easy, but this guy is getting on my nerves. This was in a pack of traffic where I had an 18 wheeler in front of me.

I tap my brakes a few time, he doesn't back down.
I downshift a few times, he doesn't back down.

It's important to notw that my windows are tinted so dark that I can't see out my rear windows at night.

I clear the patch of traffic and romp on it a bit, bringing me up to 110MPH.

Bam. Turns out the "asshole" tailgating me is a cop.

He pulls me over and asks "do you know why I pulled you over?" Although normally I'm very respectful to police officers, I replied "Because you were tailgating me".

Four minutes later there are three highway patrol officers there and I'm cooling my heels in the back of a police car while they search my Mustang.

Got a ticket "excessive speed". No tickets for four years, suddenly two in one month. Time to slow down, eh?

Hmm...at 110 that is usually considered to be reckless driving and one is taken to jail...not cited for excessive speed. Consider yourself to be lucky.

karlm · 01-31-2005, 06:19 PM

What a waste

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw

110 is unsafe. I do not drive the Ferrari over 65.

Minte · 01-31-2005, 06:24 PM

The sorry thing is that as it's near the end of the month. The officer probably needed to fill his quota for the month and did whatever he could to provoke you to speed ahead.Bad break

RawAlex · 01-31-2005, 06:25 PM

Rochard, go to court, and indicate that you were accellertating to attempt to pull away from a tailgater. You made the steps (flashing the taillights, etc) to attempt to get him to back off, and you had to take action to protect yourself. It wasn't clear to you that slowing down would have stopped the problem and considering the way things go on the roads these days, you feared that he might be armed (road rage).

The action of the police to tailgate you for any period of time without lights put more of the public at risk than any of your actions.

You might not win, but the judge will almost certainly give the cop a finger wagging.

Alex

Plugin Feeds K · 01-31-2005, 06:30 PM

Dumbass, no sympathy for you whatsoever. But that's all out of love. : )

bringer · 01-31-2005, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking

Hmm...at 110 that is usually considered to be reckless driving and one is taken to jail...not cited for excessive speed. Consider yourself to be lucky.

yup
should of thanked him

KingAsher · 01-31-2005, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

RocHard- Since I bought my Stang- I have been pulled over three times

Noise pollution ( i have a convertible and like my dancehall reggae)

Speeding

and you guessed it
SPEEDING

I only got one ticket though and guess what it was for?

NOISE FUCKING POLLUTION!!!

I have a factory sound system- I will fight this in court too
With the amount of bass banging that goes on out here in these SUV's I feel is this an unjust ticket.

Almost happened to me the other day, but even worse, by a bicycle cop, when I was stoped at a light he came by and jacked my licence and told me to pull over, then he realized what song I was bumping and what I did for a living and let me go. Turns out that Lil John and Usher's "yeah!!" was his favorite song and I guess he really liked porn too. But I have a factory system a lil upgraded with the bose but no boz or anything, those tickets are fuckin rediculous!

fusionx · 01-31-2005, 07:31 PM

Always go to court if it's highway patrol. They rarely take the time to go to court unless is a serious offence. Chances are he won't show and the ticket will get thrown out.

Plus, on the odd chance he gets challenged more often than normal, with the tailgating story, the judge is very likely to give you the minimums. Assuming he shows.

Spunky · 01-31-2005, 07:35 PM

Typical pig...should have capped his ass yo

BIGTYMER · 01-31-2005, 07:39 PM

Just be easy on the gas next time.

Rochard · 01-31-2005, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx

Always go to court if it's highway patrol. They rarely take the time to go to court unless is a serious offence. Chances are he won't show and the ticket will get thrown out.

Plus, on the odd chance he gets challenged more often than normal, with the tailgating story, the judge is very likely to give you the minimums. Assuming he shows.

Yeah, I'll go to court but I'm sure the Judge will think it's just an excuse. The truth is my speed was excessive, no matter what my excuse is.

SteveLightspeed · 01-31-2005, 07:49 PM

Tell them you were conducting research:
"There was a bug on my windshield, and I wanted to see how long he could hold on under accelerating wind conditions!"

If you get a laugh out of the judge, he might let you go on your good looks.

Wait, I forgot who I'm talking to here... nevermind, you can't have time off work to go fight a ticket. Your ass is mine for the next two months!

Steve Lightspeed

sonofsam · 01-31-2005, 07:49 PM

fuck tha police comin straight from tha underground

Rochard · 01-31-2005, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Tell them you were conducting research:
"There was a bug on my windshield, and I wanted to see how long he could hold on under accelerating wind conditions!"

If you get a laugh out of the judge, he might let you go on your good looks.

Wait, I forgot who I'm talking to here... nevermind, you can't have time off work to go fight a ticket. Your ass is mine for the next two months!

Steve Lightspeed

That's very nice of you kind sir.

However, please note the next time you need me to run an errand for you.... I might not have a license.

Vanilla DeVille · 01-31-2005, 07:55 PM

Damn, that sux, Rochard... Hopefully the rest of your weekend turned out better!

lagwagon · 01-31-2005, 08:09 PM

so i will see you this friday on the strip, me and my ride against you and your ride. boooya!

Draychi · 01-31-2005, 08:21 PM

50 speeding tickets

01-31-2005, 03:38 PM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,014	Rochard Serously Owned by Highway Patrol Had to attend a wedding in LA this weekend, so I drove out by myself Thursday night. Not twenty minutes into the trip and I've got some asshole seriously tailgating me. I have a long trip ahead of me and I'm not in any hurry so I'm taking it easy, but this guy is getting on my nerves. This was in a pack of traffic where I had an 18 wheeler in front of me. I tap my brakes a few time, he doesn't back down. I downshift a few times, he doesn't back down. It's important to notw that my windows are tinted so dark that I can't see out my rear windows at night. I clear the patch of traffic and romp on it a bit, bringing me up to 110MPH. Bam. Turns out the "asshole" tailgating me is a cop. He pulls me over and asks "do you know why I pulled you over?" Although normally I'm very respectful to police officers, I replied "Because you were tailgating me". Four minutes later there are three highway patrol officers there and I'm cooling my heels in the back of a police car while they search my Mustang. Got a ticket "excessive speed". No tickets for four years, suddenly two in one month. Time to slow down, eh? __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

01-31-2005, 03:40 PM	#2
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01-31-2005, 03:42 PM	#4
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TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	RocHard- Since I bought my Stang- I have been pulled over three times Noise pollution ( i have a convertible and like my dancehall reggae) Speeding and you guessed it SPEEDING I only got one ticket though and guess what it was for? NOISE FUCKING POLLUTION!!! I have a factory sound system- I will fight this in court too With the amount of bass banging that goes on out here in these SUV's I feel is this an unjust ticket. __________________

01-31-2005, 03:40 PM	#3
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01-31-2005, 03:44 PM	#5
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	I found out that cops like to target people in Mustangs. Being stereotypical, the usual Mustang owner is arrogant, etc. Not saying you are RocHard, but I'm sure you know what I mean.

01-31-2005, 03:45 PM	#6
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01-31-2005, 03:50 PM	#11
Hung Like Bull So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 235	Hell hath no fury like an old man in the middle of a mid-age crisis getting caught speeding driving a womans car!

01-31-2005, 04:01 PM	#14
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	Fight it, they provoked you by tailgating you anyways. At the least, get it knocked down a tad. WG __________________ I play with Google.

01-31-2005, 04:06 PM	#18
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01-31-2005, 04:17 PM	#21
flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	that sucks, going to court may be a waste of time though

01-31-2005, 04:36 PM	#23
Draychi Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 385	I have a 450HP Pontiac Grand Am (yes, i said Grand Am) with the best radar detector on the market. I also have a laser jammer, front liscense plate laser blocker, back liscense plate cover that shows my plate head on, but blurs it for highway cameras. Trust me, all this is well worth it. My radar detector pics up radar well before i see a cop, so i can slow down... The laser jammer scambles the cops signal, so he gets his first shot sent back blank to him. By that time, my radar detector tells me i got shot once, so I have time to slowdown by the second shot. The only bad part is laser because the radar detectors pick up the signal... but not until you've been shot. Laser guns don't turn on until the trigger has been shot. Just some tips __________________ -- Promote MetalCash.com --

01-31-2005, 05:02 PM	#24
Kre8t0r Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: From Hurricane Hell to Frozen Hell Posts: 1,304	I see a trend here.... I haven't had a ticket in 10+ years... Bought a built 88 Mustang coupe... (ex trooper car) Have had 3 tickets in the last 2 years...for... you guessed it speeding. The fucked up part is I drove just as fast in all my other cars but this thing IS a cop magnet!! Time to buy that 6 second Pacer! LOL (nobody pulls over a "fishtank")

01-31-2005, 05:07 PM	#26
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01-31-2005, 05:31 PM	#28
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01-31-2005, 05:45 PM	#31
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01-31-2005, 06:24 PM	#36
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01-31-2005, 06:25 PM	#37
RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	Rochard, go to court, and indicate that you were accellertating to attempt to pull away from a tailgater. You made the steps (flashing the taillights, etc) to attempt to get him to back off, and you had to take action to protect yourself. It wasn't clear to you that slowing down would have stopped the problem and considering the way things go on the roads these days, you feared that he might be armed (road rage). The action of the police to tailgate you for any period of time without lights put more of the public at risk than any of your actions. You might not win, but the judge will almost certainly give the cop a finger wagging. Alex

01-31-2005, 06:30 PM	#38
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fusionx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olongapo City, Philippines Posts: 4,618	Always go to court if it's highway patrol. They rarely take the time to go to court unless is a serious offence. Chances are he won't show and the ticket will get thrown out. Plus, on the odd chance he gets challenged more often than normal, with the tailgating story, the judge is very likely to give you the minimums. Assuming he shows.

01-31-2005, 07:35 PM	#42
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01-31-2005, 07:39 PM	#43
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	Just be easy on the gas next time.

01-31-2005, 07:49 PM	#45
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Tell them you were conducting research: "There was a bug on my windshield, and I wanted to see how long he could hold on under accelerating wind conditions!" If you get a laugh out of the judge, he might let you go on your good looks. Wait, I forgot who I'm talking to here... nevermind, you can't have time off work to go fight a ticket. Your ass is mine for the next two months! Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

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