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Tell them you were conducting research:
"There was a bug on my windshield, and I wanted to see how long he could hold on under accelerating wind conditions!"
If you get a laugh out of the judge, he might let you go on your good looks.
Wait, I forgot who I'm talking to here... nevermind, you can't have time off work to go fight a ticket. Your ass is mine for the next two months!
Steve Lightspeed
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Abra-cadabra!
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