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yuvalus · 01-27-2005, 08:49 PM

So, this is is a story about the friend of the girlfriend of a guy i work with (i hope that made sense) .. last week she went out .. hooked up with this guy .. went home and didnt wanna fuck someone from the bar.. but she sucked his dick and what not. The next day her mouth was all red and inflamed and what not so she went to the doctor...She didnt want to tell him what shed done .. obviously.. but he said she had to, so she did. Doctor said she had worms in her mouth... and the only way she would have gotten them was if the guy was fuckin either animals or dead people... then she got pretty disgusted, because the guy had told her that he worked in a funeral parlor ... the worst part of it all ... is that the doctor said soap kills them, so that necropheliac she brought home from the bar.. didnt even shower after fuckin the dead chick ...

Just thought id share that with you lovely people...

and after a story like that.. i do believe i ought to go fuck myself eh?

Spunky · 01-27-2005, 08:52 PM

I love the dead before their cold...their rotting flesh for me to hold

David! · 01-27-2005, 08:54 PM

Man, that thing must have smelled pretty bad to have worms living on it

wargames · 01-27-2005, 08:56 PM

Disgusting.

yuvalus · 01-27-2005, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by PussyMan

Man, that thing must have smelled pretty bad to have worms living on it

Exactly my thoughts... i dont know how dumb this lady is .. but im glad i only know of her thru someone else.... gross

thefool · 01-27-2005, 08:58 PM

Actually, reminds me of this chic. About 6 months ago I was in this yahoo chatroom and this chic was on VC crying her ass off, said she wasnt sure what to do, she was pregnant with their 2nd child, has a 2 yrs old, cant work because she has a bad back, (hows she gonna pay for the trailer's lot rent), etc. So she married this guy who works in a funeral parlor and she was cleaning out the closet, sorting & packing away the clothes that don't fit her (she's pregnant) and she found a shoe box in the closet. She opened it up and in it, was 100's of photos of her husband FUCKING dead woman at his job! He was sposed to put the make up on them & dress them up, apparently he was a BIG fan of his own work. Sick fuck, anyway, she wasnt sure if she should turn him in to the cops or divorce him. She was crying and upset, it was major drama. Not sure what happened but its a story you never forget. ;)

yuvalus · 01-27-2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by wargames

Disgusting.

I live in Utica......

yuvalus · 01-27-2005, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by thefool

Actually, reminds me of this chic. About 6 months ago I was in this yahoo chatroom and this chic was on VC crying her ass off, said she wasnt sure what to do, she was pregnant with their 2nd child, has a 2 yrs old, cant work because she has a bad back, (hows she gonna pay for the trailer's lot rent), etc. So she married this guy who works in a funeral parlor and she was cleaning out the closet, sorting & packing away the clothes that don't fit her (she's pregnant) and she found a shoe box in the closet. She opened it up and in it, was 100's of photos of her husband FUCKING dead woman at his job! He was sposed to put the make up on them & dress them up, apparently he was a BIG fan of his own work. Sick fuck, anyway, she wasnt sure if she should turn him in to the cops or divorce him. She was crying and upset, it was major drama. Not sure what happened but its a story you never forget. ;)

Makes you wonder bout yer grandma when she goes ... lol crazy fockers

Kapitan Ivanov II · 01-27-2005, 09:01 PM

I sail necro-porn.

01-27-2005, 08:49 PM	#1
yuvalus Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,906	Grossest story... So, this is is a story about the friend of the girlfriend of a guy i work with (i hope that made sense) .. last week she went out .. hooked up with this guy .. went home and didnt wanna fuck someone from the bar.. but she sucked his dick and what not. The next day her mouth was all red and inflamed and what not so she went to the doctor...She didnt want to tell him what shed done .. obviously.. but he said she had to, so she did. Doctor said she had worms in her mouth... and the only way she would have gotten them was if the guy was fuckin either animals or dead people... then she got pretty disgusted, because the guy had told her that he worked in a funeral parlor ... the worst part of it all ... is that the doctor said soap kills them, so that necropheliac she brought home from the bar.. didnt even shower after fuckin the dead chick ... Just thought id share that with you lovely people... and after a story like that.. i do believe i ought to go fuck myself eh? __________________ Mail me: [email protected]

01-27-2005, 08:52 PM	#2
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01-27-2005, 08:54 PM	#3
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01-27-2005, 08:56 PM	#4
wargames Kliris Join Date: May 2003 Location: ca Posts: 10,423	Disgusting. __________________ ICQ 212-115-582 Email Steve at Vas Media Group .com

01-27-2005, 09:01 PM	#9
Kapitan Ivanov II Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 763	I sail necro-porn. __________________ Ivanov - The Original Russian Board Guy

01-27-2005, 08:58 PM	#6
thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	Actually, reminds me of this chic. About 6 months ago I was in this yahoo chatroom and this chic was on VC crying her ass off, said she wasnt sure what to do, she was pregnant with their 2nd child, has a 2 yrs old, cant work because she has a bad back, (hows she gonna pay for the trailer's lot rent), etc. So she married this guy who works in a funeral parlor and she was cleaning out the closet, sorting & packing away the clothes that don't fit her (she's pregnant) and she found a shoe box in the closet. She opened it up and in it, was 100's of photos of her husband FUCKING dead woman at his job! He was sposed to put the make up on them & dress them up, apparently he was a BIG fan of his own work. Sick fuck, anyway, she wasnt sure if she should turn him in to the cops or divorce him. She was crying and upset, it was major drama. Not sure what happened but its a story you never forget. ;)